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"So, how big is it?" Carol's sister Angela asked as they spoke on the phone. "How big is what?"

"Mitch's cock?"

"How would I know?" Carol giggled.

"Do you not remember the conversation we had a week ago?" Angela asked, "the one where you said he ALWAYS has boners in front of you and you think he's at least ten-inches fully erect?"

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