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"Butts are for sex, Captain Horsey," I snapped, turning back to the centaur girl behind me, tired of her questions. This was the sixth time she asked if she really needed to wear the thing I placed around her penis, which she hated the moment I put it on her.

"That doesn't even make sense!"

"Yes, yes it does," I retorted, rolling my eyes. "If you want to die from having your balls explode, then be my guest."

"Ugh!" She grunted, her blue eyes twitching in frustration ...

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