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... wo reclining chairs with a lewd expression on his face, helping two lying on the ground with both hands at the same time. On the reclining chair, the young woman with her corset unbuttoned was applying sunscreen, her hands were moving around the shiny backs and buttocks of the two beauties, and she made a pleasant voice:

   "If heaven exists, it must be like **** California. I should have chosen Stanford instead of **** Tufts."

The other travelers on the beach were either envious o ...

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