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... there sleeping,

   I read the newspaper in bed.

  In the personal friend column,

   I read this letter.

  If you like Pina Colada,

   and getting wet from the rain.

  If you don't like yoga,

   If you have half a brain.

   If you like having **** at midnight,

   on the sandy beach of the cape.

   Then I am the love you have been looking for,

   Write to me and elope with me…”

The    radio station was playing thi ...

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