MTL - Genshin Impact: I Sell Jars In Tivat Continent - Chapter 25

Ji Liao was particularly distressed lately. He had been “sexually harassed” for no reason. Moreover, the other party was a man! Never mind that it was a man but it was well-known class grass [T/N: Refers to the best-looking guy in the level] and school bully——He Cheng Ming!

– He Cheng Ming in front of others: “You wanna f*cking die?” “Better shut your mouth!” “Get lost! As far as you can!” He Cheng Ming in front of Ji Liao: “Baby, you smell so nice~” “My dear, you’re so sexy!” “I’ll always listen to you. Kiss me okay?”

– Experienced Overbearing Perverted Seme VS Novice Shy Cowardly Uke

- Description from Novelupdates

Reborn in a parallel world, Fang You landed on earth with the cry of a newborn!By achieving growth goals, he could unlock various unique talents, positioning himself to win right from the starting line!As a baby: Accomplish 1,000 rollover movements to unlock the talent “Reverse Life”;As a toddler: Master 10 paper airplane folding techniques to unlock the talent “Origami Celebrity”;As a youth: Secure 100 victories in “Three Kingdoms Kill” to unlock the talent “Rising to Prominence”;“Absolute Focus,” “Eat without Gaining Weight,” “Never Nearsighted,” “Five Seconds to Sleep,” “Photographic Memory”...With the continuous acquisition and accumulation of growth energy, more all-around talents gradually emerged...Starting as a well-known internet sensation baby cutie and accompanied by the neighborly companionship of a girl who was like a sister from another life, enjoy the sweet, loving daily life of winning from childhood to adulthood!

Reincarnated into a land of cultivation, Yuan Zhou uses his Earth knowledge and assumptions to become a genius under the heavens for both business and cultivation. However, he walks the path of defiance, exceeding all rational cultivation bounds. His business ideas struggle against the stagnant culture that pervades the land, but the things he doesn't lack are his drive for immortality and power.

There once was a very popular question on the internet:

If one morning, you woke up and realized that your gender had changed, what would be your first reaction?

And someone on the internet had famously responded:

First, give your bros a good time!

Su Jian remembered that when he saw this reply, he had slapped the table to express his admiration. What a good bro! Such loyalty!

But now that he actually encountered this strange situation himself, he could only feel an extremely ball-breaking alarm, shocked grief, and frightened anger. **** your mom! Ah, ****! **** it!

Oh, a correction. The above is grammatically incorrect. After all, poor Classmate Su Jian doesn’t have balls anymore.