MTL - Humans Are Falling Apart, Just In the Moon, Science God - Chapter 213

Bro!

You wouldn’t believe this!

Everything was normal. Me and my bros doing some mining for mana gems for that old sockethole, Somanda like we always do all day, everyday.

Me, Fractures, Bonet, Mono-socket, Broadbone and the gang.

Then from nowhere, that ungrateful sockethole, Somanda tries to END me! Can you believe that?!

I mean, I have told some questionable stories about him caressing my skull affectionately and deeming me his prized undead, but no need to axe a skeleton for something like that, right?

RIGHT?!

I managed to escape through one of the most convenient and contrived get-aways in all of undead history, even managing to pull a bony one on the Lich bastard by stealing two of his seemingly important possessions which I find out later to be better than I thought they’d be!

From there it’s a just a SPIRAL of boneshit left and right! I can’t catch a break! What’s with this atrocious luck, bro?!

A voice speaks to me about how I have qualified for something about a something that’s supposedly something’s something!

Then I find myself in a new world that reeks of life and gives my bones a disgusted rattle.

Powerful beasts and men are at every turn, all lining up to be a huge pain in my PELVIS!

GAAAAH!

Jeez this is happening too fast!

However, even while I’m in the thick of this, the one saving grace is that I got something worth while!

A new path of power!

I can NOT be an undead!

I can be something better than both the Living and the Dead!

Immune to the antics from both sides. Well... most of them!

I’m no longer on the path for Undeath!

Only Lifelessness awaits me!

I’m the one who transcends reality in this tale!

I am... SKULLIUS!

And I’m not an UNDEAD!

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[Sneek Peek]

“What kind of skills are these? What can I do with them? They better not be worthless VOW Bro!”

[Please refrain from calling me- you know what, whatever! Scroll down to access the actual descriptions about the skills].

Um ok.

Click.

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[ Supreme Skill ]

[ Flesh It Like You Mean It | Lv. 1 ]

Tired of looking dead? Are your eyes hollow? Do you need to smile and show off something other than bones? Call on the power of cosmetic flesh and get a body that's to your liking (not really).

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[ Supreme Skill ]

[ Lifeless Evolution ]

Tired of the same old undead evolutions? Is being undead not trendy anymore? Is your Lich a sockethole who doesn’t admire your efforts? Well then, try the Lifeless Evolution Package. For strong, unorthodox and peculiar evolutions that will knock your skull off.

-IfyouareseeingthisinyourGuidancefielditmeansthatthisskillisboundtoyouandisnon-refundable-

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I’m going to regret this right?

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While reading a book, a sparkle of light disappeared. And, as it did, a message appeared.

Ruby was a genius; however, she tragically passed away after falling from the fiftieth floor of her own company's building.When she opened her eyes again, she found herself in an entirely different world.Have you ever heard about the Ghost World? I'm not referring to the world of deceased individuals, but rather a planet.Ruby was shocked when she woke up in the body of an twenty-year-old girl who was already married and had four ghostly husbands. Unfortunately, these husbands didn't love the original owner, and the original owner treated them poorly.The first husband leaned over with a sly smile on his face and said, “You think you can leave me, pretty wife? Nope! Once my eyes catch what I like, I will get it no matter what.”The second husband angrily exclaimed, “I hate you, stupid witch! Don't leave me; your stupid husband loves you.”The third husband innocently said, “Wife, I made my special soup for you,” and proceeded to show bowls filled with blood.The fourth husband gently raised her chin and said, “Wife, I can't believe that with every passing second, minute, and hour, I'm falling for you even more.”The fifth husband, who fell in love with her at first sight, looked at the camera and arrogantly smiled. “I fell in love with someone at first sight! Get ready to grab it; I'm throwing ten thousand gems to celebrate,” he declared as the camera panned to a room filled with money and treasures.Ruby : “...” Please, someone, make me dead again.Warning:• Reserve Harem• 18+