MTL - I Have a Treasure Trove - Chapter 511 April 1st

He was confused, so he asked, “I have a car, a house, good-looks and money. What am I lacking in?”

In his past incarnation, Lu Xuan was the youngest Celestial Lord that the universe has ever seen!
An accidental rebirth brought him back to a thousand years before, where the Earth had just begun its spiritual reawakening. When he stepped onto the way of cultivation for a second time, he swore to rewrite all injustices suffered in his past life, and defeat all enemies that dare stand in his way!
Let invincibility be his cultivation and the path he treads. In this life, it is his destiny to be invincible!

Everything was wrong in Dante's life, so in one last breath, he faded away, thinking he could finally rest in peace. However, fate played him another hand, changing his course and reincarnating him into a completely new world, born again as an orphan. He was soon adopted by the Strongest Vampire in the World, Valentina Scarlet.Amidst the dawn of the New Era, prophesied as “Age of the Stars,” where incredible beings with power will dominate everything within their reach, Dante finds himself immersed in an era akin to a frenetic flame of madness that will ignite the hearts of youth to the far reaches of the stars. Now, Dante only wants to become the strongest of them all to protect his beloved wives whom he will encounter along his bloody path.The Demon King of Devastation will shake the world completely, and the world will tremble. Lastly, if you truly enjoy the story, I invite you to leave your comments, criticisms, and stones of power! I need your support to rise higher every day!

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On the first day of school, Wei Ru Song accidentally fell in front of Xiao Nian’s dick. With his girlfriend witnessing this incident and thinking that he was giving another man a blowjob, this led to a series of misunderstandings.

WRS : I’m not gay I’m not gay I’m not gayyyyyyyyyyyy!

XN : Neither am I.

WRS : Seems like we need to come up with a scheme to clear our names now.

XN : Ok.

So…

Counselor : I saw you and that junior doing it in the grass, *cough*, kiddo, please take note and be a bad influence.

WRS : No we just fell accidentally…

Neighbour : Wei Ru Song can you be quieter in bed? We couldn’t sleep the entire night.

WRS : No that was just Xiao Nian giving me a massage ahh…

Gym Teacher : You guys know what you did in the equipment room, go clean the mats!

WRS : Noooooooo that was just the milk I spilt!!!

Finally,

XN : Senior

WRS : Yeah?

XN : Since they already think we’re gay, why don’t we just let this work itself out.

WRS : … Just what I was thinking.