MTL - Lisko’s American Life - Chapter 2085 mall trip

Guys here is my pitch.....In the sprawling world of fantasy, we’ve often been treated to tales of heroes reincarnated with divine blessings, legendary powers, or cheat-like abilities, thrust into magical lands as shining saviors—or chaotic terrors. But what happens when the very concept of reincarnation becomes a curse? When the divine boon is a big fat joke, and the “cheat system” doesn’t quite… cheat?Enter John, the unluckiest reincarnate. Blessed by a god and thrust into a fantasy world, he dreams of glory, power, and adventure—only to wake up as a normal, utterly powerless bird. Not a mythical phoenix, not an ancient thunder eagle. Just… a bird.To make matters worse, this world is no ordinary realm. It's a land scarred by the devastating legacies of past isekai’d heroes and villains, whose reckless exploits piled skeletons into mountains and turned their cheats into harbingers of chaos. Fed up with these unruly intruders, the ancients of the realm banded together to create a world-shaking seal: all reincarnated souls are trapped in the bodies of harmless animals, confined to isolated sanctuaries that function more like fantasy zoos.Here’s the twist: this isn’t mercy. It’s a resource grab. The powerful beast tamers of this realm have turned these reincarnated souls into exotic pets, prized for their cheat-like potential.John finds himself at the bottom of the food chain in every sense. His cheat doesn’t work. His human form is gone. And his world is filled with predatory cultivators who see him as either a snack or a tool.But John isn’t one to give up so easily. What starts as despair quickly turns into cunning survival. With wings and wit as his only tools, John must navigate layers of misfortune, dodge fate’s sharp talons, and cheat his way through a world determined to keep him grounded.Get ready to join John on a wildly unconventional journey—one where reincarnation isn’t a ticket to greatness, but a death sentence he’s determined to rewrite. His story is one of humor, wit, and persistence, as he explores a world where he is the joke and his survival is the punchline.Main tags: reincarnation/isekai, beast taming cultivation system, comedy, action, adventure.Of course No-harem!

The emaciated old man with an alien-like appearance grinned maliciously, while the young girl cried and howled.“Worm, worm, worm, worm, worm, worm...”Countless worms surged towards the girl like a tide, seemingly intent on devouring her completely.The girl instinctively closed her eyes and let out a desperate wail.“Someone... save me!”A breathtaking beam of light cut through the dimness, dispelling the girl's fear and the swarm of worms that filled her vision. Accompanied by a voice that was young but carried a hint of sunshine.“It's okay, I'm here. Big brother is here to protect you.”The boy with purple hair and purple eyes held a scythe in his hand, blocking in front of the girl, and issued a declaration of death to the old man.“You deserve to die, Zouken Matou. No, Makiri Zolgen!”

“Breaking News! A 28-year-old IT worker beats three university kids to death with a spiked bat over a dog!”Abandoned at birth, and named John Wicked, he suffered a life of solitude and harshness. His only companion was a dog named Alfred who was with him since he was 8 years old.Alas, on his 28th birthday when he was returning home from the company with a gift for Alfred, what awaited him was three university students beating his dog senseless--the reason being that Alfred barked at them.They escaped after beating him, too, but John Wicked lost his only family there as the sky broke into tears as if weeping alongside John, holding his dear companion's lifeless body.After getting revenge and being put on death row, John Wicked felt no regret for his actions, and the public also didn't support him.If the world didn't understand him, he didn't need to understand the world. He took his own life because he didn't want to die by the so-called justice of this world.But that wasn't the end. That was the beginning of John's new life after making a deal with an Eldritch God.Join John and Alfred's journey in the fantasy world where humans tame monsters and live an intricately connected life.

A: Of course, it is to help them win the hearts of those male protagonists and make them regret it…
What if the daughter in the group is the daughter of the CEO of a top AI group, the little doctor girl who is abandoned in the chaos is a once-in-a-century genius, and the Paramount socialite who is hated by the male protagonist has a unique voice…?
Shen Yiling: That’s it—
What kind of love brain is it under these conditions? Come to give me self-improvement!
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Shen Yiling has been an orphan for more than ten years before she realizes that she is the daughter of a wealthy family. In the future, she will be humiliated and used by her beloved man because she can’t fight the fake daughter, and then she will be kicked out of the house again by her family.
The original intention of the system to select her was to use her to save these love-brained female partners and make the male protagonist fall in love with them.
Not long after, the system found that the task was completed
But the female supporting roles in the group don’t want male protagonists and become her workers. What’s the matter QAQ
one
Yunzhou City opened a mysterious AI company, all the equipment in it is high-tech that has never been seen before, and the wealthy family wants to cooperate with them.
Later, the paparazzi accidentally photographed the founder of the company, who was actually the real daughter of Shen Jiagang.
The Shen family, who tried to cooperate with the company but were repeatedly rejected, were startled: … How come we didn’t know?
two
There is an old Chinese medicine practitioner who has exploded overnight on the Internet. The medicine he gave is not too much to bring people back from the gate of hell. Countless wealthy people with old diseases want to get his reply.
Later, the courier brother accidentally discovered that the old Chinese doctor who sent the courier was a real daughter from the Shen family? !
The original male protagonist, who almost knelt down nine times to ask for medicine for his grandfather, was stunned: Then why did she refuse me? !
three
There is a king in the entertainment industry who is popular all over the world, and his concert tickets have been fired to sky-high prices.
Later, he personally broke the news: My inspiration came from Shen Yiling, and the female voice that sang with me was her.
Shen Yiling stared: “You can’t talk nonsense, that’s what my staff sang.”
Fans: This… what else is there that we don’t know? !
There is a saying that I want to hug my thighs, but I don’t know if I should say it or not!
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small theater
The female supporting group in the female supporting group worships the group leader without thinking, and the daily conversation in the group is “Today I sent xxx to the group leader” “Today the group leader praised the xxx I sent again”
One day, the princess said suddenly, “You are no match for me, the brother I gave is already the pillow of the group owner~”
Female supporting roles: “…”
Can you tell me what you gave? !
Really take this old sixth!

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Super awesome female protagonist x male protagonist who vomits blood when he moves (white cut black)
The male protagonist was really weak at the beginning, still a little camellia, but he is actually very strong!

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