MTL - Lost In Azeroth - Chapter 1000 communication with the soul

So, apparently I'm Albedo now...And to make things worse, I'm in the Marvel universe, which one exactly, I've got no fucking clue.Fuck man! Why do I have to be in the body of a inverted person! Do you know how attention drawing white hair and red eyes look like in the real world?! It's been like what, the 4th person who asked me if they were natural?!...I gotta dye this shit black, like my original hair was...

“If he’s being badass, I’m gonna plant my own crops. If he messes with me, he will not live past next year.”

Homebody Zhao Hai brought ‘QQ Farm’ along in his traversal to another world and resided within the body of a fallen noble. His fief was a black land which nothing could be planted, and more importantly, he even had a peerlessly powerful fiancee, who was actually the successor of a duchy and future Grand Duchess!

Even more importantly, he is a magical and martial cripple who could not learn magic and martial arts. His crippling was very thorough.

“I can’t learn magic, but I have the farm. You dare attack me? I’ll release bugs to eat up your rations and crops, and put pesticides and weed agents into your water sources to make your lands grow weeds. See if you dare to attack me. What? You wanna hire killers to assassinate me? Hehehe. I’ll hide inside the little house in my farm and see how you can attack me. When you leave, I’m gonna terminate your country’s crop productions, and then all of your people will revolt. See if you dare to kill me.”

Watch how this somewhat black hearted hobo uses his QQ Farm in the world of swords and magic to become a globally known nightmarish existence.

- Description from novelupdates

Jiang Ran, a descendant of a family of traditional Chinese medicine, has developed new drugs and won numerous awards, but her greatest love is making and eating delicious food.After years of hard work, Jiang Ran finally won the national gourmet competition, but in her excitement, she entered a book, becoming the supporting character Jiang Ran, who divorces the male protagonist and ultimately dies tragically on the street.In the book, Jiang Ran is described as fat, with oily pimples and lazy, selfish habits.Before divorcing the male protagonist, she bullies his parents, siblings, and after the divorce, ends up homeless with her son.The newly transmigrated Jiang Ran: “......”Jiang Ran has transmigrated into a book.To avoid dying tragically on the streets, she focuses on making gourmet food, opening a restaurant, saving people diligently, and treating diseases.She pays off the debt owed to her husband’s family by the original character and raises her son, who in the book was to become a big villain, correctly.As for her husband?When he comes back, she plans to ask for a divorce!Pei Huai is about to graduate and plans to return home.But he discovers something strange in the letters his younger brothers and sisters have been sending recently.Brother: Sister-in-law’s cooking is so delicious! I like sister-in-law!Sister: The clothes sister-in-law made are so beautiful! I like sister-in-law!Pei Huai feels something is not right and decides to go home and take a look.As he steps into the house, he is greeted by a bright and charming face: “Husband, you’re back? Are you back to get a divorce?”Pei Huai remains expressionless: No, I am not!{Reading Guide: This text is set in an alternate world with creative liberties taken. The understanding of the '80s and '90s comes from online research, and I hope for your understanding.}

The best way to declare war on a spy as an ordinary person is to become a spy as well.As a spy, if you want to go to war with a powerful espionage organization, join an equally powerful espionage organization.If you are unable to join any powerful espionage organization, then establish your own espionage organization and fight until destruction or victory.This is the war of spies, telling the story of how a group of ordinary people achieved extraordinary success.