MTL - Naruto Caged Bird - ~ Where is my brain?

“Obtaining the topmost degree of talent in sword arts in the world requires giving up 72 years of lifespan, which leaves you with only five more years of your life. At the same time, you will never be able to feel love, kinship, and friendship, and you’ll end up leading a lonely life until your death, unable to procreate, or to have any descendants.

“From now onwards, everything related to happiness in the human world shall no longer be of your concern. Are you willing to accept this?”

“Hahahaha, I’m already alone bereft of all support, my hopes dashed to pieces, shouldering only absolutely irreconcilable grudge and hatred, why would I disagree? Why would I not want it? I couldn’t ask for anything better!!”

His sword sweeps across the Divine Continent for seven days and nights, moving 90,000 miles through the starry skies, unhindered.

He slays saints and buddhas in Heaven, slaughters demons and devils in Hell, sweeping away all the grievances in his heart.

He Huan transmigrated into an omega who had been divorced seven times.
He Huan: Someone got divorced because of lack of body fragrance?
As an acacia tree spirit, I have all the pheromones you want.

Then, all the Alphas who repented of the marriage before all knelt down and begged for reunion.
A certain chaebol: “Honey, give me one more chance, and I can get rid of all my lovers.”
A certain nobleman: “As long as you marry me, you can share my title, are you tempted?”
A certain general: “Which planet do you like, I will take it down for you.”
…
He Huan was so annoyed by being stalked that he randomly pulled a man on the street as a shield.
“New fiancé, let’s find out.”
Everyone knelt: “Your Majesty, Your Highness the Prince…”
He Huan: …
It seems that you have offended a big shot, why don’t you call off the engagement again?

PS:
1, 1vs1, HE
2. Sand glyphs, there is no logic, don’t use your brain, if you are serious, you will lose.
3. There are many private settings, don’t care about these details, just to make the crispy duck more delicious.

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In the 21st century, she was the outstanding world renowned darling of the field of archeology. Then, she transmigrated and became Jinjiang city’s Ji Family’ Third Miss, a small malnourished girl who starved to death. She was unfavored by her father and treated like air by the rest. Therefore, just to earn money and feed herself she had to return to her old profession – being a forensic anthropologist.

With a pair of dextrous hands, she stroked and examined those clickety white bones to solve old and dusty unresolved cases.

He was a handsome cold prince. Just to see the beauty smile, he would not hesitate to throw away his moral principles and repeatedly flirt with her.

In the end, he only received a supercilious look from her, as she declared “Prince, one touch is a 1,000 taels.”

“Then, this prince will give you 10,000 taels for a kiss!”

Jiang Yu was a small mermaid who couldn’t sing. He had always felt inferior because of this. Not until he came to shore to find the father of his baby did he discovered that his talent turned out to be acting. Since then, he had trampled on the scum man, going on the acting road all the way, and progressing triumphantly.

Qin Shen: ??? You ran away after sleeping with me, and you still call me a scum man?

The not yet met Jiang Yu: Oh, it’s a small star who wants to hug my thighs.

The after contact Jiang Yu: Really fragrant.

Qin Shen found that things around him often disappeared, at first it was handkerchiefs, then ties, and then his shirt. And every time he lost something, there will be more pearls around him. One day, he caught all the things he had lost in that room, and he saw a little thief in his pajamas.

The little thief Jiang Yu is not happy, pointing at the jar of pearls, I am not a thief, I have money for you.

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