MTL - Orochimaru’s Magic Lamp - Chapter 39 no forever secret

After a god screws up and accidentally takes high schooler Shou’s life, he offers him reincarnation with a gift to make up for it. Shou asks to retain all his old memories for the new life. Shou is reborn as Will, a noble’s son in a world where magic use is common and involves knowledge of kanji characters. With all his memories, he’s a brilliant toddler, and when he experiments with magic, he finds that he has an amazing talent for it! What’s more, though he was smart but unloved in his old life, in his new life he has a mother and a father who both love him deeply. His future as Will is looking very bright and cool!

After traversing to Blue Star, Gu Chen became a trainee lawyer.Having just opened a law firm, he received a case, 【Subway False Accusation of Secret Filming Case】, where two girls falsely accused a man and refused to admit their mistakes, while writing tweets to cyber-bully him online.Defendant's Lawyer: They got depression!Gu Chen: Depression is fake, falsifying evidence, requesting revocation of the opposing lawyer's certification, sentencing ten years in prison!Presiding Judge: I pronounce not guilty! And order the plaintiff to compensate 180,000 for mental damages!Gu Chen: Presiding Judge is practicing favoritism and malpractice, requesting a life sentence for the judge!After a court session, the defendant, the lawyer in trouble, and the judge all ended up being arrested.Spectators: ???【Wait, I just came to watch, why do I feel like I'm going in too?】【This lawyer is so badass! Impressive impressive!!】【Is this the Lawless Madman?】

During the Chunin Exams, a mysterious screen hijacks Konoha's arena, broadcasting the shinobi world's most shocking secrets, pivotal future events, and utterly embarrassing moments, sending Kages, legends, and genin alike into a hilarious frenzy.The air crackles with anticipation during Konoha's Chunin Exams. Genin face off, crowds roar... and then, BAM!A gigantic projection screen materializes out of thin air above the packed arena, silencing everyone. This is not on the schedule. Before anyone can react, it flickers to life, broadcasting scenes that should never see the light of day.Get ready for reactions that rewrite history (and dignity):Mei Terumi (Fifth Mizukage): *Eyes widening, then narrowing suspiciously*: “Hold on... Madara Uchiha's 'invincible' fire style... extinguished by a Water Barrier? Is this some kind of advanced Genjutsu prank, or did someone seriously just splash water on the apocalypse?”Ōnoki (Third Tsuchikage): *Clutching his lower back*: “My aching joints! And the screen says I'm going to willingly ride atop the Fourth Raikage like some kind of... decrepit flying squirrel?! Preposterous! My back couldn't take that speed!”A (Fourth Raikage): *Face turning purple, with veins popping* :“WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?! STOP LOOPING THE FOOTAGE OF MINATO MAKING BEE LOOK LIKE A FOOL! TURN IT OFF! BEE, IF YOU START RAPPING TO THIS, I SWEAR I'LL LARIAT YOU INTO NEXT WEEK!”(Nearby, Killer Bee subtly starts beatboxing under his breath, yo!)Hiruzen Sarutobi (Third Hokage): *Sweating profusely as Kushina Uzumaki glares daggers from the stands, holding a spectral frying pan*: “K-Kushina, my dear! That scene where Naruto painted the Hokage Monument... again... it was taken completely out of context! He was... expressing youthful exuberance! Yes! And I definitely didn't bribe him with ramen to clean it up! Please, listen to reason... and put the ethereal kitchenware down?”Danzō Shimura: *Eyes colder than ice*: “Exposing Root operations? Revealing my contingency plans... or lack thereof in that particular future? Unacceptable. This screen poses a threat to Konoha's stability. It must be... Eliminated Permanently.” (He discreetly signals an Anbu who immediately bowed).Uchiha Madara (From an undisclosed location, sensing a disturbance in the Force... err, Chakra) : “An unseen hand manipulating the narrative? Revealing destiny's secrets before their time? Insolence! Who dares play director with my grand stage?!”From Kage summits gone wrong to legendary shinobi's secret guilty pleasures (did Jiraiya really wear that?), the screen reveals all.The entire shinobi world watches, mouths agape. Hidden truths are dragged into the sunlight, future tragedies are foreshadowed, alliances tremble, and enemies start taking very detailed notes.One question burns hotter than Amaterasu: 'Who is behind this chaotic broadcast, and what earth-shattering secret will they expose next.'

A radiant spectrum of colors descends upon Earth, as all humanity traverses to the Celestial Dao World, vying with the Cosmic Ten Thousand Races.As all living creatures are engulfed in the fear of survival, Yi Tian receives the lottery wheel.“Ding! Five-Star draw complete, acquired Divine-level Spiritual Object, Seven-Color Gourd seed!”“Ding! Four-Star draw complete, acquired SSS-level talent, Mountain Lifting and Cauldron Carrying!”“Ding! Three-Star draw complete, acquired SS-level Spiritual Object, Water of Life!”