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... looked at him with a slight smile on the corner of his mouth and thought: "Normal children will like to watch Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, the point is that normal children will be spoiled!"

Nian'an glanced at the TV and Luo Qingchen.

The next second, he took a deep breath, revealed a bright smile, and danced in a coquettish tone: "Happy sheep, beautiful sheep, gray wolf, don't look at me just a sheep, sheep sheep sheep sheep sheep!"

"Oh, hey ..." Luo Qingchen was so frig ...

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The glory made him the pride of Slytherin.

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“Weapons, I need a lot of weapons.”

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He might as well die.

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I was expelled from the Union of Heroes at a younger age than people are allowed in.

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This is where it all began.

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