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Wu Xiaode squatted on the ground and said something to the crow in the iron cage.

"Quack?" he asked.

"...Gah?" The crow in the iron cage hesitated.

"Quack, quack quack!" Wu Xiaode had a righteous face, and his hands made wavy lines, like white stripes in the waves.

"Quack quack!" The crow in the iron cage rejoiced, flapping its wings on the spot.

"Gah—"

The crow attached to Wu Xiaode continued to speak, but was stopped by Wu Xiaode.

"Oka ...

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