MTL - Warm Wedding, CEO Loves Me - Chapter 25 I can hit the floor

There once was a very popular question on the internet:

If one morning, you woke up and realized that your gender had changed, what would be your first reaction?

And someone on the internet had famously responded:

First, give your bros a good time!

Su Jian remembered that when he saw this reply, he had slapped the table to express his admiration. What a good bro! Such loyalty!

But now that he actually encountered this strange situation himself, he could only feel an extremely ball-breaking alarm, shocked grief, and frightened anger. **** your mom! Ah, ****! **** it!

Oh, a correction. The above is grammatically incorrect. After all, poor Classmate Su Jian doesn’t have balls anymore.

Shen Mo transmigrates into the body of an outer disciple of the Qingxuan Sect, once the brightest among his peers. Just as he is on the cusp of entering the inner sect, his foundation is cruelly destroyed by poison. At his lowest point, Shen Mo discovers an extraordinary ability: the power to see and seize the fated opportunities of others.Are you a powerful reincarnation destined to acquire a Heavenly Tier technique? I'll take it!Are you the future Flame Emperor, refining the essence of the sun? That power is mine now!Are you a descendant of the Martial Ancestor with a Heavenly Tier spiritual weapon? Hand it over!Are you the sacred maiden of the Fox Clan, about to tame a sacred beast cub? Both the beast and your opportunities belong to me now!“My fate is in my hands, not others', for I am the CHAMPION OF DESTINY.”

Reincarnated in a magical world with INTERNET POWER?Nolan, a failed teacher, dies and wakes up in a ruined fantasy world—in the body of a Mana Specialist—a magic instructor who helps wizards and knights control the dangerous, corrupted mana flowing through their realm.The problem?The body’s former owner made a deadly pact with a succubus and was hunted by his noble family. Worse still, Nolan doesn’t know a single thing about being a magic specialist that could’ve helped him tremendously in his troubled situation.Just when he thought all hope was lost, Nolan gains access to the Internet. Not just Earth’s version, but this magical world’s version too.Need a face slap? Buy an internet promo to gain access to the knowledge wherever he needs.Succubus problem and strengthening up? Play inside the game and get stronger in real life too.Sometimes, to solve magical problems, all you need to do is browse.

“You’re not taking me to bed. Ever.”