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"Someone, please tell me—what exactly is the sensation of needing to relieve myself~?"

"It's like... uh... like this."

"Oh, but I don't feel anything. By the way, do you, being an artificial human, also need to... you know, relieve yourself?"

"Of course, I have to eat. If I can eat, then I can definitely relieve myself."

"Then why not just eat poop ...

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