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... ttempted to dodge, Orochimaru's fangs still grazed his neck, leaving a shallow scratch. With a sinister smile playing on his lips, Orochimaru retracted his unnaturally long neck.

"Only obedient test subjects are worthy test subjects, huh?"

Based on past combat experience, Orochimaru was certain that even though he had failed to land a full bite, his speed ensured that the minor wound would still allow him to inject his cursed seal. However, as he carefully observed Zixu, he notic ...

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