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... e will eat the whole ashtray! The ashtray is made of glass, by the way.”


The police officers who were busy working in the crime scene all turned their attention to Xiaozhou and started to murmur among themselves.


“That was bold, dude,” said Dali, getting nervous for me. “What if you really lose?”


“And if I lose the bet,” continued Xiaozhou, “then I’ll eat the entire contents of the ashtray!”


The crowd roared. But it was obvious that most of them were suppo ...

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