Oh My God! Earthlings are Insane! - Chapter 954 - There Was No Suspense

Qiao Jinniang's parents passed away the moment she came of age.For the sake of inheriting a restaurant, she had no choice but to ‘recruit’ a husband who would take her family name.Who knew that her husband, who looked like a banished immortal, was an ingrate? He snatched her child away and left behind a divorce letter.Qiao Jinniang became the butt of every joke in Lin’an City. Seeing that her uncle was about to take her parents' blood, sweat, and tears for himself, the son of the Prefect of the Superior Prefecture wanted to take her in as a concubine.However, a horse carriage sent from the Marquis arrived in Chang'an City. An old lady servant clad in an embroidered robe walked up to her and called her "Young Miss".It was only then that Qiao Jinniang realized that she was the eldest daughter of the principal wife of Marquis Anyuan. Back then, when the marchioness gave birth to her, she encountered a robber. At that time, a jealous concubine switched out her daughter with the chef's daughter.Therefore, a divorced female chef who had already given birth entered the capital. Everyone was waiting to see this real heiress make a fool of herself.They were secretly guessing when the real heiress would be abandoned by the Marquis.Yet, they failed to expect Qiao Jinniang to open up a restaurant in Chang'an using her amazing culinary skills. Even His Majesty showered her with praise. She was pampered by everyone in the Marquis' residence.Those long-tongued women in Chang'an City said sourly, "So what if a woman gets pampered at home? She's long past the age of 18 and has already given birth. Who will marry her?"The Marquis found Qiao Jinniang quite a few husbands. However, despite many marriages being in discussion, none of them went smoothly.As the marchioness's face was covered in tears, the fake daughter said she wanted to give Qiao Jinniang her husband instead.Qiao Jinniang took the rolling pin and kicked open the Eastern Palace's main door. "Since you've already divorced me, why are you still ruining my marriage?"A certain crown prince said, "How can we let the mother of the royal grandson marry someone else?!"

“Come not between the Dragon and his Wrath.” — William Shakespeare The year was 2140, and Earth was nothing but a distant memory. Humanity now drifted through the galaxies aboard colossal ARKs, massive skyships that served as the last bastions of civilization. Yet, these ARKs were more than just floating cities; they were humanity’s last containers, preserving what remained of their species. A century before Earth’s final collapse, humanity discovered a gateway to a realm known as Eternia — a fantastical world straight out of myth and legend. Reaching this realm required more than just advanced technology; it demanded a complete departure from the physical body and entry into a mysterious process known as the Dream Weave. In the present day, Cloud lived aboard ARK NO. 427, where he had been training from a young age to step into the Dream Weave. He was a standout among his peers, excelling in every tasks that came his way. Everything seemed to be on track for him — until the pivotal day of the Class Selection process.

Original Title: “Blackened Bosses Are All My Boyfriends”
[I could have endured the darkness if I had never seen the sun). ]
Su Jingyan is an npc in n horror novels. Every character he plays is a heartthrob, and he has been loved by thousands of people throughout his life.
Just like the bright moon in the world, the darling of God, everyone can’t wait to hold their hearts and make him smile.
The time traveler loves him, the reincarnated loves him, the reincarnated loves him, even Satan who hides in the dark loves him.
Others are hell, but you are my world.
Su Jingyan is a heartthrob, and he is very satisfied with his boyfriend, but strangely, the whole world is telling him: “Run! Your boyfriend is dangerous! He is a ghost! He will kill you later !”
Su Jingyan turned his head and looked at the man who smiled at him like a spring breeze, and then replied flatly, “Oh.” I believe you.
“…” Damn, I’m telling the truth.
The next second, the person died.
In the dead of night.
The man stared closely at Su Jingyan who had fallen asleep.
The knife in his hand shone with a cold light.
After standing there for an unknown amount of time, the man put away the knife, turned around and hugged the young man even tighter.
Don’t have the idea of ​​leaving me, or I will kill you in jealousy.
Baby, you are so good.
This article is also known as: “Turning Horror Novels into Sweet Love Articles”
“My old gong can’t possibly kill me! ”
① 1v1, change the soup but not the medicine, the love line is absolutely sweet max, the attack and the world have no memory, but it will be love at first sight.
②Focus on super possessive, sick and aggressive for a hundred years (狗头)
Shou’s attribute is a healing cutie who will always fall in love with Gong at first sight. The two are each other’s Yangou, no matter how you look at it, they feel that each other is good everywhere, as long as the shou is attacked a little bit, it is easy to blush (emphasis, some people may not like this type of shou.)
③Reject ky, decline to pick up the list.
④ Unconventional unlimited streaming, mainly for dating. (dog head)
⑤Every comment will be replied, I love you, if you like me, remember to pay attention to the column.
⑥ Screenshot taken on February 19, 2020.
Content tags: Unlimited Stream Sweet Text Fast Transmigration Book Transmigration
Search keywords: Protagonist: Su Jingyan (Mirror is as calm as the heart, unswerving in words)┃Supporting role: Lu Yichen (Dancer in Yishui, Xijiao Nanchen)┃Others:
One sentence introduction: Others are hell, but you are my world.
Conception: Redeem each other, be unique to each other, do not live without madness, love thousands of times.

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Abandoned by Fate, but Chosen by Chaos.A world where magic reigns supreme and the mightiest wizards stand at the apex.A world where one’s mana affinity, if one even had it, determines one’s status in society, whether one could soar through the skies like a dragon or remain grounded, scraping by like rats or chickens.This was the world Hal Fennec was born into.Raised in the poverty of a border village, Hal had one wish: to give his mother a better life, one free from the constant fear of beast attacks and invasions by the Fellkin.But fate seemed to be playing a cruel joke.Despite being the brightest and most confident among his peers since childhood, Hal turned out to be barely qualified to become a wizard.His natural talent, contrary to his expectations, was nowhere near enough to fulfill even his modest dream of a decent city life.But then, just when his final hope was snuffed out and the future seemed gray and bleak, a twist of fate—or more fittingly Chaos—granted him a system that would turn everything around.