Once Upon A Time, There Was A Spirit Sword Mountain - Chapter 4: The Radishes of the Lady Boss

Bro!

You wouldn’t believe this!

Everything was normal. Me and my bros doing some mining for mana gems for that old sockethole, Somanda like we always do all day, everyday.

Me, Fractures, Bonet, Mono-socket, Broadbone and the gang.

Then from nowhere, that ungrateful sockethole, Somanda tries to END me! Can you believe that?!

I mean, I have told some questionable stories about him caressing my skull affectionately and deeming me his prized undead, but no need to axe a skeleton for something like that, right?

RIGHT?!

I managed to escape through one of the most convenient and contrived get-aways in all of undead history, even managing to pull a bony one on the Lich bastard by stealing two of his seemingly important possessions which I find out later to be better than I thought they’d be!

From there it’s a just a SPIRAL of boneshit left and right! I can’t catch a break! What’s with this atrocious luck, bro?!

A voice speaks to me about how I have qualified for something about a something that’s supposedly something’s something!

Then I find myself in a new world that reeks of life and gives my bones a disgusted rattle.

Powerful beasts and men are at every turn, all lining up to be a huge pain in my PELVIS!

GAAAAH!

Jeez this is happening too fast!

However, even while I’m in the thick of this, the one saving grace is that I got something worth while!

A new path of power!

I can NOT be an undead!

I can be something better than both the Living and the Dead!

Immune to the antics from both sides. Well... most of them!

I’m no longer on the path for Undeath!

Only Lifelessness awaits me!

I’m the one who transcends reality in this tale!

I am... SKULLIUS!

And I’m not an UNDEAD!

.......

[Sneek Peek]

“What kind of skills are these? What can I do with them? They better not be worthless VOW Bro!”

[Please refrain from calling me- you know what, whatever! Scroll down to access the actual descriptions about the skills].

Um ok.

Click.

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[ Supreme Skill ]

[ Flesh It Like You Mean It | Lv. 1 ]

Tired of looking dead? Are your eyes hollow? Do you need to smile and show off something other than bones? Call on the power of cosmetic flesh and get a body that's to your liking (not really).

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[ Supreme Skill ]

[ Lifeless Evolution ]

Tired of the same old undead evolutions? Is being undead not trendy anymore? Is your Lich a sockethole who doesn’t admire your efforts? Well then, try the Lifeless Evolution Package. For strong, unorthodox and peculiar evolutions that will knock your skull off.

-IfyouareseeingthisinyourGuidancefielditmeansthatthisskillisboundtoyouandisnon-refundable-

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I’m going to regret this right?

......

It never occurred to her that she would marry a man when they first met! Yan wen and Jiang suian's marriage was very sudden. Betrayed by her boyfriend and best friend, she married the stranger she met for the first time in anger. What she didn't know was that the stranger turned out to be the most famous CEO who is rich and handsome.

Although they just know each other for a short time, she was attracted to him all the time. When she encountered difficulties in work, he always appeared to help her out in time; when she was hurt by someone close to her, she was always comforted by him.

Appreciating his charm, feeling his tenderness, she began to rejoice that they get married at the first meeting.

Question: What is life like as a superhuman?
Amamiya Qianxue: There must be a wormhole halfway through eating an apple. When walking on the road, objects often fall from high altitudes. When encountering a thief, the victim is always himself, and people who are familiar with him will be haunted by bad luck. would be late for takeout and be harassed by scam calls all day. (smile · jpg)
Her super power is [absolute doom], and her life is a complete disaster.
Until one day, the neighbor next door, who was also a superpower, really couldn’t stand her growing mushrooms at home, and finally, together with her brother, kicked her to another world.
A certain brother-in-law: “If you want to solve the problem, the first step is to step out of the house. Please work hard and live in another world!”
In this way, Qianxue had to cheer up and start her journey to another world.
But wait, why are there three ID cards here, can’t you only use one at a time? Don’t you even have an ID card that doesn’t change your appearance? ?
ID card 1: college students who have just entered the police academy after graduation
ID Card 2: A spy sent by a black-clothed organization to the police
ID card 3: The rookie police officer who has just fled
…Is there something strange mixed in? ?
【Small Theater 1】
Qianxue, who has changed her vest, and her former classmate, who is wearing a vest, meet at a winery.
Amamiya Chiyuki (smiles): No, that man who said he was determined to protect this country, how did he become a member of a criminal organization?
Bourbon (smiling): Matsuda, why did you become GIN’s sister even if you cheated by the white moonlight?
【Small Theater 2】
One day, Officer Mumu brought a new police officer.
Before he finished his self-introduction, the curly-haired police officer who was lazy all day volunteered to be the newcomer’s guide.
Everyone looked surprised, Officer Matsuda has changed?
But then they saw it with their own eyes,
Amamiya Qianxue was pressed against the corridor by a certain curly hair, her back was against a hard wall, and the two looked at each other in an ambiguous scene.
Everyone: It was love at first sight!
Curly Hair: No, it’s a long-awaited reunion.
【Notice】:
1.cp Matsuda, 1v1, kick the police academy bento, HE! ! !
2. There is a case-solving and reasoning plot (original case), and the heroine has a high IQ, but the author is not good, so she can only try her best to be logical.
3. Due to the development of the plot, the gin wine in this article must be offline. I apologize to the little cute soil who likes gin wine. If you don’t like it, don’t enter.
4. The heroine’s bad luck physique will improve, and she will not be unlucky all the time! ! !
5. The police academy is a half-year program! ! ! Don’t ask why it hasn’t been four years, Japan doesn’t have a four-year police academy.
6. Chapters 49 to 65 of this article are two-line narratives, 49, 51, 53, 55, 57, 59, 61, 63, 65 are narrative lines connected by the plot, 50, 52, 54, 56, 58, 60, 62 and 64 are the narrative lines that connect the plots. The plot of the even-numbered chapters happens first, and the plot of the odd-numbered chapters comes after.
7. There are no vicious female supporting roles and vice cps! ! !
8. The female protagonist’s physical fitness was not very good at the beginning, and the average person’s level, because the ordinary physical strength of squatting at home for three years and running 800 meters for 5 minutes, the physical fitness and force value will be increased in the later stage.

Content tags: Comprehensive comics Special liking travel through time and space Conan
Search keywords: Protagonist: Amemiya Chiyuki ┃ Supporting role: Matsuda ┃ Others:

- Description from novelbuddy

As a true over-bearing president scum gong, when Xie He for the Nth time rejected his admirer, he heard a sentence in his head: “Congratulations on achieving the “rejects 100 hosts” accomplishment; as an award you will soon bind to the “Scum Gong and Cheap Shou” system, entering other worlds to complete capture missions.