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... r a 5 year old.

I let him down on the ground and he instantly grabbed my pants again.

"ugh... that's a weird kink man, anyways what would you like for dinner Jake?" I asked as I had started to ignore his pant climbing skills.

"Can I have boat noodles?" He asked with optimistic eyes.

"what?"

"Dad's boat noodles are the best! It's my favorite food!" He spoke enthusiastically.

A quick google search revealed boat noodles were those soupy Thai noodles. ...

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