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"Are you saying... Old Man Qiao said... he was also there at the time? He was there throughout the whole process?"

"Yes, didn’t you know?" Su Yan nodded.

Gu Lanzi shook her head and staggered backwards two steps.

"That’s not right... Old Man Qiao said, he found me when they were burying me...

Then he dug me up and found that I had already stopped breathing... so he revived me using a very ancient method...

That turned me into Thou ...

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