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... ’d dragged over from a broken tree, and now was listening to the dragon teach him about the fundamentals of magic.

“Do you know how we talk, Noah?” the dragon asked.

“Uhh, using your mouth?” Noah said.

“If we tried to speak with our mouth it would sound something like this,” the dragon said, and Noah heard what sounded like a giant lizard choking on something but somehow the sound managed to still remain utterly terrifying.

“The mouth movements you see are purely ...

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