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“I told you to reincarnate as a woman. Why didn’t you reincarnate as a woman, ah?!”


I refuted him and continued: “If you didn’t want to take advantage of me, would we be in this state?!”


“Funny, who was the one who came up with this bad idea? You want to put all the shit (blame) on xiaoye’s head?”


“Who cares about putting shit on your head! Don’t waste the fertilizer!”


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