SSS Awakening: Rebirth of the Strongest Vampire God - Chapter 181: Don’t joke, you silly joker

Humans are clever in tens of thousands of ways, Gu are the true refined essences of Heaven and Earth.

Dangerous Omega Series #1After dying in a horrific hate crime, Suki, a certified Fudanshi and a covert celestial fox spirit living in the human realm undergoes a mysterious transmigration. He was unwittingly transported into the very world depicted in “Their S-Class Affairs,” an intense, hardcore and smut-ty BL manhua. The story that he was reading before his untimely demise.Suki, as the legendary nine-tailed fox, would have an easy and comfortable life if he possessed a body of a nameless extra.He could watch the betrayal and messy lives of the characters in the Manhua without throwing himself into the eye of the storm.However, fate proves harsh for a demon spirit like Suki as he unexpectedly becomes the omega husband of the enigmatic alpha and wild stallion ML, Bai Tingfeng.In the panels of the manhua, Bai Tingfeng harbors no affection for his vain and irresponsible husband.Suki, who now assumes the identity of the renowned model omega, Shen Yuan, knows this all too well.There's no way in hell that he can rely on the S-Class alpha's help in consolidating his new body.Since Suki can't acquire help, he doesn't want to be affected by whatever drama that the ML's halo would attract. Who would want to get all the trouble without reaping the benefits? No one.Shen Yuan/Suki decided to stand on the sidelines while munching popcorn, ready to watch the dramaLet Bai Tingfeng unleash his beastly nature and become the notorious f*ck boy in the city.Suki/Shen Yuan doesn't care about that. All his concern was to be separated from this difficult man!Will the husband and husband fall for each other? No one knows. Only the electronic billboard asking someone's WIFE for a coffee date would do the talk.#omegaverse #alphaxomega #MPREG #dungeons #magic #transmigration #powercouple #childraising #beast #nonhumanMC #supersmutBL #misunderstanding

Yan Lan follows her mother's dying wish to hide her countless identities and live a low-key life.Who would have thought that one night, her sister Yan Xue has a dream about a broken wealthy family, and upon waking, steals her beloved and forces her to go on a blind date in her place.Yan Lan: Go for the blind date immediately, the match is the prince of the capital's elite circle.The sister waits and waits, expecting Yan Lan to follow her old path and become an abandoned wife of a wealthy family, but finally she receives news...Late at night, Yan Lan returns home after a quarrel.The former true love: Brother, I have a stomachache, can you come to see me?The new wealthiest and prince: Block and delete in one go, don't disturb me while I pack my small bag to sleep on the floor at my wife's place!

Question: “When one summer day, you find a cucumber inexplicably appearing on the vagin of a beautiful woman in the living room, how should you save her?” “A. Pull it out” “B. Suck it out” “C.**********” Years later, when Li remembered this scene again, he hated himself for not choosing C... --------- “Yikes, what’s pressing against me?” Meng Lin instinctively exclaimed, immediately looked down, and upon seeing the alarming outline, she exclaimed in surprise, “Qianfan, why did you put your white cane inside your pants? Are you afraid someone will steal it? Let sister-in-law help you take it out!” With that said, Meng Lin reached out her hand… ------ “Sister-in-law, were you masturbating yourself?” Li Qianfan pretended to be shocked. “A cucumber has fallen inside my vagin, can you help me get it out?” No wonder his sister-in-law looked so thirsty; it was because she was often unsatisfied. “Sister-in-law, don’t cry, I’ll help you get it out right now!” After offering comfort, Li Qianfan placed his palm on Meng Lin’s thigh and began moving slowly towards the place where the cucumber was submerged……