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... the ceiling.


“Bang!”


A gunshot was heard.


Even though it was a blank cartilage, the effect of the shot was exactly the same as the real one.


“Gunshot, there’s a gunshot!”


“Is this person trying to rob a bank?”


“F*ck, no way. I haven’t been to a bank in 800 years, and now that’s a bank robbery. Why am I f*cking unlucky?”


The bank was suddenly in chaos.


“Now is the time for the robbery. Customers, I hope you can quickl ...

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