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Dave just fucking exploded. Like a human water balloon filled with warm soup. My ears are ringing, my head is spinning, and my shoes—oh god, my shoes—are covered in what used to be Dave. A sticky, crimson sludge coats my pants up to the knees, clinging to the fabric in a way that tells me this shit is never coming out.

The break room smells like copper and bile. I think I might throw up. My stomach lurches and a sour burn runs up my throat like acid mixed with the afterburn of gas ...

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