Super Gene Optimization Fluid - Chapter 1456 - Bottleneck

Alternate Title: The Snake Goes Ara AraBy cruel trick of the fates, intervention of stupid gods, or just the apathy of an uncaring universe I find myself woken up as Orochimaru just after he had possessed a woman for his new host. Now I need to find a way to turn this hoard of sycophants and psychos into something that will not only keep me from an early grave, but also how to change it to a force of change in this messed up world.

Hua Jin Lan, a 21st century assassin, was tied up by her sister and thrown into the sea. When her eyes reopened, she had became the daughter, with the same name, of a martial arts family in the Yue dynasty. Some say that the daughter was worthless and just a pretty face; some say she was shameless and proposed to 5 different men a total of 10 times; some say she was a ruthless person and when unable to obtain love she turns to love potions. She was exposed thus while bearing both shame and resentment she jumps into the river and commits suicide……Wait what?

I, an assassin, am being trolled? Fine! If you say I am worthless, let me show you what is a genius. If you say I am shameless, let me show you what is presumptuous. If you say I am brazen, let me show you what is even more brazen.

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Leon Walker, the world-weary genius of modern world, is killed in a freak accident — the notorious Truck-Kun makes an appearance. Death is only the start. He finds himself reborn in a new world, Galvia, reincarnated into the strong but failing body of Duke Leon Moonwalker, one of the only three Grand Dukes of the Moonstone Kingdom, a minor but strategically powerful kingdom within Galvia. As Leon attempts to understand his new world, a strange voice resonates in his head. “Supreme Spouse System Activated.”.

“If he’s being badass, I’m gonna plant my own crops. If he messes with me, he will not live past next year.”