The Amusing Adventures of a Directionally Challenged Dad and Daughter - Chapter 12: Escape from Famine

Tang was cheated by her husband who got another woman pregnant. Tricked by the mistress and mother-in-law, she had been criticized by the public and kicked out of her husband’s family. Then, there comes Su, who showed up like a saviour for her, prevented her from all the difficulties that her ex’s family made to her. He held her in his arms, haughtily said to them, ‘It will only be me that can bully my girl! Anyone who dares to bully her is opposing me!’ She was shocked. And her mother-in-law said she was a wanton woman. After that, he was always protecting her, treated her preciously. He made her realized that even the second marriage could also make her so happy!

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Wang Ling is a cultivation genius. Since a year old, he managed to achieve a new cultivation realm in every a couple of years. With the power beyond his own control, he became nearly invincible being.

Wang Ling is sixteen years old now and he has to face one of the gratest battle he never faced before, Senior High School. There are so many challenges popping up. Therefore, Wang Ling’s plans for a low-key school life become further away every time.

Wang Ling: “I just want to eat my crispy noodle snacks in peace..”

Father Wang: If you’re careless enough to destroy the country, it’s coming out of your pocket money.

Wang Ling: It’s not my fault that the backlash from punching me kills you.

Wiki Main Characters Wang Ling

Wang Ling’s appearance is mostly a mystery because he can change his face on a whim based on the current trend to be average. He does have slightly handsome facial features, average build and a crew cut with his dead fish eyes.

Personality

Wang Ling is a non-talkative individual who‘s obsessed with being average and not standing out. He tries to avoid troublesome matters yet he still manages to get involved and has also secretly saved the world on numerous accounts. He also lives for and loves his crispy noodles.

Spells

Heavenly Eye (King’s Eye)

(Known) Three Thousand Great Spells (not sorted list)

Great Transfiguration Spell Great Purification Spell Great Separation Spell Great Shielding Spell Great Illusion Spell Great True-World Spell Great Recollection Spell Great Moon-Reading Spell Great Mind-Reading Spell Great Blood Origin Spell Great Gravitation Spell Great Devouring Spell Great Transformation Spell Great Void Spell Great Fortune Spell Great Wind Spell Great Sacrifice Spell Great Weapon-Refining Spell Great Sealed Lips Spell Great Measuring Fate Spell Great Barter Skill Spell Great Skull-Flicking Spell Great Soul Shift Spell Great Fate Spell Great Sea-Parting Spell Great Mind Fill Spell Great Creation Spell Great Enlightenment Spell Great Data Spell Great Taste Spell Equipment Jingke – Spirit Sword Bai Qiao – Spirit Sword Scabbar Sheep – Enlightened Tricycle Lord Ma – Enlightened Toilet Koi IPoid – Enlightened iPad Nagato – Enlightened Door Pen – Enlightened Pen Goblin Eraser – Enlightened Eraser Goblin Cultivation Rank Realm Chapter Age 1 Physical Build Stage 1 0 2 Qi Condensation Stage 1 0 3 Foundation Establishment Stage 1 0 4 Golden Core Stage 1 1 5 Nascent Soul Stage 1 8 6 Soul Formation Stage 1 9 7 Void Refinement Stage 1 10 8 Itinerant Immortal 1 11 9 True Immortal 1 12 10 Venerated Immortal 1 13 11 Sage Immortal 1 13 12 Dao Immortal 14 13 Dao Master 14 14 Dao God 15 15 Dao Ancestor 15 Cultivation (Body) Rank Realm Chapter Age Power 1 Golden Body 0 Stronger Body 2 Sage Body 1 16 Golder Shield 3 Immortal Body 0 (birth) Customization Trivia He has Dead Fish eyes and his trademark has always been an ellipse; ex: Wang Ling “…” Father Wang had a pair of very beautiful phoenix eyes. Since he had taken to wearing glasses after he started writing, this characteristic wasn’t so obvious… But this was the reason why Father Wang once suspected that Wang Ling wasn’t his flesh and blood. Mother Wang had very beautiful double eyelids and big eyes! And Father Wang had phoenix eyes… But how did the two of them end up having a son with dead fish eyes? Later, Father Wang convinced himself…His son Wang Ling… Must have mutated in the womb… Lotus Sun

She met Wang Ling on the meet-and-greet for new students at No. 60 High School.

Appearance

She was elegant, with long hair and fair skin, and wore a tight-fitting white T-shirt, jeans and casual shoes.

Trivia Vice President of the Student Union at No. 60 High School and class monitor of Grade One, Class Three. The successor of Huaguo Water Curtain Group Number one beauty of No. 60 High School Mother Wang

Mother of Wang Ling

Cultivation Realms Mortal Realms Rank Stages Sub-stage Lifespan 1 Physical Build (锻体期) Early Mid Late Peak 2 Qi Condensation (凝气期) 3 Foundation Building (筑基期) 4 Golden Core (金丹期) 5 Nascent Soul (元婴期) 6 Soul Formation (化神期) 2.000 Years 7 Void Refinement (炼虚期) Immortal Realms Rank Stages Sub-stage Lifespan 8 Itinerant Immortal 1 – 9 Levels 9 True Immortal (真仙) 1 – 9 Levels 10 Venerated Immortal (仙尊) 1 – 9 Levels 11 Sage Immortal (仙圣) 1 – 99 Heavenly Daos Dao Realms Rank Stages Sub-stage Lifespan 12 Dao Immortal (道仙) 100 – 500 Heavenly Daos 13 Dao Master 500 – 1000 Heavenly Daos 14 Dao God (道神) 1000 – 3000 Heavenly Daos 15 Dao Ancestor (道祖) 3000 Heavenly Daos of more than one realm Divine Realms Rank Stages Sub-stage Lifespan 16 17 18

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Lin Momo hasn’t had a father or a mother since she was very young and lives with the grandmother who picked her up after being thrown away. One day, a person claiming to be an agent approached her and asked her to pretend to be the daughter of a certain star and participate in the recording of a reality show, and she would be given 20,000 yuan after the filming was completed.

Looking at her poor family, Lin Momo thought for 2 seconds and agreed.

This reality show is called ‘Living with Dad’. Dad takes the baby and randomly draws a family background to experience a different life every week.

The night before the recording of the program, Lin Momo had a dream that after the program was broadcast, only the team of the former singer—Lin Cheng—had bad reviews: the daughter is not cute; the father has no fatherly love; and the father and daughter have no communication at all during the whole process.

The audience pointed out: ‘He doesn’t know how to take care of a baby at all’; ‘It’s really embarrassing’; ‘There is no sense of presence’, ‘I hate this pair the most’; ‘It’s not good-looking at all, I suggest you go offline’ and so on…

Later, more black material popped up, Lin Cheng’s career and reputation collapsed completely, and Lin Momo’s 20,000 yuan was also lost. She was forcibly sent to an orphanage with the ‘help’ of Internet celebrities and caring people.

In order to keep her 20,000 yuan, Lin Momo was determined to perform well.

However, the father-daughter combination of Lin Momo and Lin Cheng still became the contrast team and the audience reaction is palpably different:

Other teams: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so cute!
Contrast team: Hey, my daughter is so sensible.

Other teams: It’s great to be a star.
Contrast team: The life of outdated stars is so miserable.

Other teams: This is a parent-child interactive program.
Contrast team: This turned out to be a survival show?!

Other teams: Dad, come on, raise your children.
Contrast team who drew the [Unemployed Families] card: Daughter, come on and support Dad!

Lin Momo: “I have to work hard to make money, otherwise my father will starve to death.”

Lin Cheng: “I have to work hard to make money, otherwise I will have to take my daughter back to inherit tens of billions of property.”

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Lin Cheng, who hasn’t ‘appeared’ for half a year, received a call from his agent and was given a contract.

Lin Cheng: “Appearance fee?”

Agent: “None.” The appearance fee is 100,000 yuan, but the backer was invited to dinner for 300,000 yuan, so the remainder is negative.

Lin Cheng: “Script?”

Manager: “None.” The program team didn’t have time to write one.

Lin Cheng: “Draw lots?”

Agent: “Still no.” As the contrast team, there is no right to choose the family background.

Lin Cheng: “Is there a child?”

Manager: “Yes.”

Looking at the ‘fake’ child who looked too much like him, Lin Cheng had a weird feeling.

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Hello, everyone. My name is Shen JianGuo. I’m a night school teacher. I mainly teach the subjects of (Marxist) philosophy and ethics. I occasionally review new policies and measures for the students. I never see my colleagues and students during the day. The training institute classrooms are all abandoned schools, hospitals, or houses. The bus number is 444 and it always appears in front of my door at 12 midnight and disappears before 5am.

What? You say I met a ghost? Impossible. As a staunch scientific materialist, I don’t believe ghosts exist in this world.

But recently I’ve had an issue to raise. Can the training institute bring the class time up a little bit? Wouldn’t it be good to start around 8pm? Though I fear nothing on earth or in the heavens, I’m afraid of going bald.

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