The Inverted Dragon's Scale - Chapter 053 – Dirty my eyes

Raised to be the perfect soldier for battle, Alexander had risen to be the youngest S rank Merc. After attaining the strength he so desired, his adoptive father had forcefully made him leave the battlefield. Alex unwilling to acknowledge his retirement was given a mission by his adoptive father. "The mission objective is to find a girl in the public High School you'll be attending and protect her."Triggered by the words mission objective, Alexander who had a 100% completion rate, accepted the conditions of the mission. Follow Alexander in his weird, almost comedic high school life.Alex's father: Hey Alex, did you get to school properly?Alex: Affirmative, I reached the designated place on time.Alex's father:So why did you call?Alex: The target I have picked is situated in classroom 1-B, while I'm in classroom 1-A. Asking permission to threaten the Principal into placing me in classroom 1-BAlex's father: DENIED!...

For a certain LOL competition, a certain online streamer famous for pissing people off was currently explaining and broadcasting it at the same time.

Streamer: This support, so tr*sh.

Streamer: If that jungler was my teammate, I would already be idling at the fountain and playing piano for him by now.

Streamer: I recommend that this player go back and properly practice how to last hit.

Audience: What bullshit! If you’re any better, then you do it!

Streamer: Daddy I really can do it.

Audience: Okokok. If you can do it then I’ll chop off my head so you can kick it.

A few months later, LOL’s veteran pro team TTC announced a new mid laner, Soft. A boy with flashy blue hair appeared in front of the audience and played Zed to utter perfection, killing everyone he saw, causing all the female fans to begin toeing the line of infidelity.

During the MVP interview after the match, everyone held their breath and eagerly watched this newcomer.

Only to see the boy accept the microphone, smile and ask, “That water friend with the StarTV user ID ‘Suburb King 101,’ my team’s address is on the official website, when will you mail your head over?”

After a certain regular season match finished, the staff member went backstage to urge the team members to go onstage and conduct their interviews, only to see TTC’s new mid laner and jungler standing in the corner.

TTC’s number one ace · jungler daddy Road pressed their team’s new mid laner Soft against the wall. He lowered his eyes and asked lowly, “At the interview, do you know what you did?”

That quick-tempered mid laner, who had solidified his image as a troll in the audience’s eyes the very first time he went on stage, turned completely red. “I know. I won’t curse at anyone… I definitely won’t curse at anyone.”

What happens when modernization meets cultivation? It’s far more complex than a cultivator wielding a gun.Imagine storage rings and beast contracts becoming modernized, transforming into devices that allow anyone to capture and tame monsters.What if alchemy could be modernized to mass-produce pills?Now, throw vampires and other mythical races into the mix, and the possibilities become endless.In this Fun story we have two Mc.Alex is a second-generation rich kid from the modern world, an awakener who spends his days as a whale in online games and reading novels on his phone.He’s well-known in the novel community for splurging money left and right, earning him fame as a loyal, rich reader. His mundane existence is suddenly turned upside down when he awakens to a new reality filled with cultivation and magic.MinYue is a genius cultivator, a jade beauty with immense talent, and the hope of her family to rise to new heights. Her disciplined life is worlds apart from Alex's carefree lifestyle, but destiny has other plans for them.By a twist of fate, their lives intersect when a mysterious system bonds them together, tasking them with the mission to resurrect the vampire race.Despite their vastly different backgrounds, Alex and MinYue must learn to work together, combining their unique skills and perspectives.Follow their journey as they become the strongest couple, navigating a world where modernization and cultivation collide, taking their throne as the Vampire Progenitor!

She was the most arrogant assassin in the world in the twenty-first century, yet in the end, she was unintentionally killed by her senior brother, resulting in her traveling to Bingzhou continent. The first step after she opened her eyes was to crawl out of the fecal drain and throw the woman who schemed her into the fecal drain. However, at this critical moment, she met a cold and arrogant beautiful man. Looking at his disdainful expression … She would always remember the words of this proud and aloof man. “Once my beloved wife has my child, I will seize Ming You Nation’s land for you and our son!”

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