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A message popped up.

"GRAOUGH! (YOU SHIT-FACED, MAGGOT EATING, SON OF A BITCH! ATTACK ME!)"

Zombie roared again and this time his taunt worked.

"Oh...? You have guts for such an annoying corpse puppet."

The dragonewt closed its jaws, deactivating the fire breath skill, and turned towards the small undead.

"Those disgraceful cheap-shots you landed on me hurt quite a bit, you know? My draconian skin level is low so it doesn't protect places witho ...

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