Two and Half Men - Reborn as Jake Harper - Chapter 87: Dating himself

My name is Tim, or it was until I died. There was no light at the end of the tunnel, no white room to choose any cheats from, nor was there any meeting with God.

I didn’t die heroically while saving someone, and I certainly didn’t get hit by a truck. My death was rather stupid and anticlimactic, I had apparently bumped my head while sleeping and passed away...

That should have been the end of the road for me, but like many self-proclaimed main characters, I joined the army of multi-dimensional travelers and was reincarnated.

Being an avid light novel and manga reader, I would have been excited about the opportunity, if not for my new siblings, who tried to kill me as soon as I was born, or for my mother, who seemed to have a thing for throwing me off cliffs. And let’s not forget my murderous father, who forced me to flatten a small country as my Rite of passage.

Oh, did I mention I was reborn as a Dragon?

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The Earth's Evolution begins with the first phase Monster Invasion, and everyone receiving a system.The system allows them to choose classes like RPG games: Warrior, Mage, Paladin, Healer, and many more.____Li Wei and Li Xin were both shut-in gamers and stepsiblings. They were bored with normal life and yearned to live as if they were in RPG games.When suddenly the world started to change suddenly like they wanted.Li Wei selected special class, “Jack-of-all-Trades,” because he desired to master everything.There was no problem and everything was going well, when suddenly he was forced to accept the quest to kill gods, along with the upgrade of his system.Little did he know that he was chosen mistakenly because of his bad luck.However, every time he kills a monster, he gains 10× more XP and rewards than a normal person, making him stronger.___It was when the second phase of Earth Evolution starts, making everyone stunned because it begins with 'World Rebuilding.'The Earth begins to absorb nearby worlds, changing the whole map, adding dungeons and spawning monsters.The Earth was changing, similar to fantasy world's described in games and novels.____Li Wei and Li Xin were in trouble as people discovered their extraordinary strength; because of this they escape from the city of earth and head towards unknown forest where they stumbled upon a city from another world.The city was just like a fantasy where Adventures Guild existed with all kinds of quests.

Shen Yaowei was an idiot her entire life, and was finally sent to death by the person she trusted the most. After being reborn, Shen Yaowei was no longer silly. She just wanted to cling to the future tyrant and live a life of luxury. Possessing almighty skills and being known as a foolish girl, Shen Yaowei pretended to be an idiot and went on a killing spree, abusing the scumbag until he cried for his mommy and daddy. Anyone who stopped her from clinging onto the tyrant would have to die. Soon, everyone discovered that the frightening Prince Li, who had always been a loner, had changed. There was always a small shadow following behind him. “Ninth Uncle… I don’t have the strength to walk. I want you to carry me…”

the little shadow spread her arms towards His Highness, looking pitiful. “Yaoyao, I’m strong so I’ll carry you!” her elder brother, leader of the martial arts alliance, arrived at the battlefield instantly. “No, I’m stronger! I’ll do it!” her second brother, a miracle doctor, came forward. Then her third brother, fourth brother, fifth brother… All the bigshots had arrived, asking for hugs and to let them carry her. “All of you, get lost! That’s my darling daughter, so I’ll carry her!” Her father, a great general protecting the country, rushed as fast as possible to Shao Yaowei’s front, only to find that the aloof, noble and peerless prince had already knelt with his back facing Shao Yaowei. “Come on, Yaoyao. I’ll carry you.”

Lin Ruoyun, a young artist on the 18th line, picked up a beautiful Alpha that lost her memory.
Alpha is fair-skinned and beautiful with long legs, but his mind is only five or six years old.
She stared at Lin Ruoyun pitifully: “Sister… Please take me home.”

Seeing Alpha’s innocent and pure white face, Lin Ruoyun decided to take her home to raise her, and gave her a nice name━━
“toffee”.

But after raising it, Lin Ruoyun found that something was wrong.
Her soft, cute and obedient “little toffee” has turned into an invisible bigwig in the entertainment industry, the second Miss Guan of Runhai Group who everyone talks about ━━Guan Yinghan.

Lin Ruoyun looked at the boss lying next to her and began to doubt her life.

It’s too much, how can you pretend to be amnesia to lie to her?
What, you can’t drive them away, right? That! I! Walk!

However, her beloved little toffee hugged her tightly, and kissed her urgently and humblely: “Sister, don’t you remember me?”

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Ms. Guan Er of Runhai Group lost her beloved Omega. After years of searching, she finally found it.

However, her Omega doesn’t remember her at all.
Helpless, Guan Yinghan can only pretend to be a demented Alpha and imprison her in her own world to awaken her memory.

Can’t remember her?
It doesn’t matter, let the pheromone wake her up.

She, once completely marked her Omega.

Lin Ruoyun smelled Alpha’s familiar and strong scented snowberry pheromone, and murmured drowsily: “You, take it easy, I haven’t been marked before.”

Guan Yinghan was out of control and unable to speak idioms, and could only spit out three words: “You, yes, yes.”

Opening her eyes again, Lin Ruoyun’s brain realized that after the extreme joy, she realized ━━
She’s been ━━really tagged before.

It turned out that the one who lost his memory turned out to be himself.

The love is as deep as the sea, the paranoid boss who pretends to be a fool for love VS the 18th-line starlet who is kind and gentle

Read the guide:
1. Female A has no organs.
2. A large number of private settings, please do not pay attention to logic
3. Double Clean, Double First Love
4. Two-way running, two-way redemption, two-way secret love
5. Alpha is pretending to have amnesia, is an adult with a normal mind, and has full capacity for civil conduct.

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