Uzumaki: I can comprehend anything - Chapter 266: Sudden Betrayal

One day, the majority of humanity had a collective thought.

‘I wish the world would just collapse.’

And then, that wish came true.

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn’t help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.

Firstly, what in the world is the “Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis” spell? And don’t even get me started on the “Osteoporosis” spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like “Blood Burn,” “Gradual Freeze,” and “Mental Chaos.” Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?

Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn’t help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield “Doomstorm” and “Ice Age,” swordsmen boast “Sword Rain: Homecoming” and “Wind-Cutter Slash,” while archers showcase “Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars” and “Storm Arrow.” Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named “Cancer Cell Proliferation,” “T-Virus Infection,” and “Rabies Outbreak.”

In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, “Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!”

Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, “Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don’t know!”

Even a boss character confesses, “Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!”

Seven SinsSeven sistersSeven Arch-ParasitesSeven Host.Orion a late bloomer who didn't get a system was terrified as he couldn't accept it.But something happen, something he never thought in his life will happen.When one of the seven picked Orion everyone changed, Orion was now blessed with a system, why was he blessed?But again lust is one of the sins and he was here to be strong, revenge and conquer all the women in the world. Perhaps 100 lady in his harem, who knows 200.(ALERT)♥Unconscious host detected♥♥Host body damaged to the core, useless, but yet something can be sensed.♥{Scanning Host Body}♥Seven sins detected in host body.♥Compatible sin is Lust.♥♥ Compatible sin is Greed.♥♥ Compatible sin is Gluttony.♥♥ Compatible sin is Sloth.♥♥ Compatible sin is Wrath.♥♥ Compatible sin is Pride.♥♥ Compatible sin is Envy.♥{Initializing System Integration.}

Because I like to collect antiques, I was accidentally brought to a magical world by a crystal skull in my collection.

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