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“You must compensate me for the mental damage you did! Do you know what mental damage is? I almost ate a pubic hair from your noodles, this will make me keep on remembering pubic hair whenever I eat noodles in the future!” The loud voice said, “You think I will be able to eat noodles again, ever? So, it’s your responsibility to pay me for the damage you have done!”


“Mental damage?” The beef noodles boss was a bit stunned, “How much is it going to cost?”


“One thousand! ...

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