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I Only Want to Lie Flat But Am Forced to Cultivate Immortality
Xu Qing woke up to find himself turned into a Zombie.Zombies do not die; their life is endless, yet they suffer from the lack of a method to evolve and ascend!Facing a chaotic era where ceremonies and music collapse, and demons and strange creatures emerge endlessly, Xu Qing chooses to remain under the radar and becomes the most inconspicuous Corpse Driver in the shadowy profession of corpse craftsman, earning various rewards by performing rites for the dead each day.Be it folk arts, innumerable professions, or the nation's destiny and heaven's will, gods, ghosts, and the extraordinary, Xu Qing hides within a shop, mastering them all.Watching clouds rise and fall, witnessing the dynasties change and old acquaintances fade; with eyes opening and closing, witnessing the vicissitudes of life, thousands upon thousands of years, my form remains unchanged, eventually becoming an eternal name among the immortals!------------------[Alternative Longevity Stream, Folklore and Anomalies, Management Daily, Steady Cultivation]
- C.258 - 145 Chain Reaction
- C.257 - 144: Linhe Corpse Howl_2
- C.256 - 144 Linhe Wails of the Dead
- C.255 - 143 Golden Guardian, Mr. Ling_2
- C.254 - 143 Golden Guardian, Mr. Ling
- C.253 - 142: Rely on the Flag, Corpse Roar Skill_2
- C.252 - 142: Relying on the Banner, Corpse Roar Skill
- C.251 - 141 Saving a Cat, Local Bully_2
- C.250 - 141: Saving the Cat, Local Bully
- C.249 - 140 Tiny and Cute_2
- C.248 - 140: Tiny is Also Cute
- C.247 - 139: Struck by Lightning_2
- C.246 - 139: Struck by Lightning
- C.245 - 138: Midwifery, Poisonous Woman_3
- C.244 - 138: Midwifery, Poisonous Woman_2
- C.243 - 138: Midwifery, Poisonous Woman
- C.242 - 137: Transmission Hall, Paving the Way_2
- C.241 - 137: Transmission Hall, Paving the Way
- C.240 - 136: Funeral Loan, The Enclosed Hall_2
- C.239 - 136: Funeral Loan, The Enclosed Hall
- C.238 - 135: Thread in the Loving Mother’s Hand_2
- C.237 - 135: Thread in the Loving Mother’s Hand
- C.236 - 134 Past Connection_3
- C.235 - 134 Past Connections_2
- C.234 - 134 Past Predestined Relationship
- C.233 - 133: The Unresolved Love Between Man and Tiger_2
- C.232 - 133: The Unresolved Love Between Man and Tiger
- C.231 - 132: Ghost Shadow, Skinny Tiger_3
- C.230 - 132: Ghost Shadow, Skinny Tiger_2
- C.229 - 132: Ghost Shadow, Skinny Tiger
- C.228 - 131 Human? Fierce! _3
- C.227 - 131 Man? Fierce!_2
- C.226 - 131: Human? Fierce!
- C.225 - 130: Recruitment Poster, Religious Ceremony_2
- C.224 - 130: Recruitment Poster, Legal Affairs
- C.223 - 129: No More than Three Questions_2
- C.222 - 129: No More than Three Questions
- C.221 - 128 Jing Sect Mastermind_3
- C.220 - 128 Gate God of Jing Sect_2
- C.219 - 128 Jing Sect Master Strategist
- C.218 - 127: Traveling the Country, Speaking of Civilization_3
- C.217 - 127: Wander through Rivers and Mountains, Speak of Civilization_2
- C.216 - 127: Traveling through Rivers and Mountains, Promoting Civilization
- C.215 - 126: Altar, Fetal Obscurity_2
- C.214 - 126: Altar, Fetal Obscurity
- C.213 - 125: The Celestial Corpse_2
- C.212 - 125: The Celestial Corpse
- C.211 - 124 Fire Setting, Tower Pushing_2
- C.210 - 124: Arson, Tearing Down Towers
- C.209 - 123 White Immortal Auntie, Lady Xu_3
- C.208 - 123 White Immortal Auntie, Lady Xu_2
- C.207 - 123 Madame White Immortal, Lady Xu
- C.206 - 122: Hundred Infant Tower, Old Acquaintance_3
- C.205 - 122: Hundred Infant Tower, Old Acquaintance_2
- C.204 - 122: Hundred Infant Tower, Old Acquaintance
- C.203 - 121: Saving the Baby and the Aged Mother, the Method of Silent Combustion_2
- C.202 - 121: Saving the Baby and the Aged Mother, the Method of Silent Combustion
- C.201 - 120: Creating Livestock, Yin Fire_3
- C.200 - 120: Breeding Animals, Yin Fire_2
- C.199 - 120: Breeding Animals, Yin Fire
- C.198 - 119: Funeral Procession, Wandering Cloud_2
- C.197 - 119 Funeral Procession, Wandering in the Clouds
- C.196 - 118: Its External Sound, Exorcise Mountain Technique_2
- C.195 - 118: External Sound, Hastening Mountain Technique
- C.194 - 117: Tongue-pressing Grass, Hunter
- C.193 - 116: The Beggar Monk
- C.192 - 115 Drifting, Ghost Play_3
- C.191 - 115 Drifting, Ghost Play_2
- C.190 - 115 Drifting, Ghost Play
- C.189 - 114 Li Er, Wuding Water_3
- C.188 - 114 Li Er, Wuding Water_2
- C.187 - 114 Li Er, Unfixed Water
- C.186 - 113: The Ways of Claiming a Corpse_2
- C.185 - 113: The Ways of Claiming a Corpse
- C.184 - 112: With Three Evils Gone, Corpses Come from a Thousand Miles_2
- C.183 - 112: After Eliminating the Three Disasters, Corpses Arrive from a Thousand Miles Away
- C.182 - 111: Taking Action, Dual Capture_3
- C.181 - 111: Taking Action, Dual Capture_2
- C.180 - 111: Taking Action, Dual Capture
- C.179 - 110: Water-Repelling Pearl, No Such Thing as Perfect Happiness_4
- C.178 - 110: Water-Repelling Pearl, No Such Thing as Perfect Happiness_3
- C.177 - 110: Water-Repelling Pearl, No Such Thing as Perfect Happiness_2
- C.176 - 110: Water-Repelling Pearl, No Fortune is Complete
- C.175 - 109: Hunter, Prey
- C.174 - 108: Three Perils of Linhe_2
- C.173 - 108: Three Perils of Linhe
- C.172 - 107: Blending Fake with Real, Stone to Gold_2
- C.171 - 107: Mixing the Fake with the Real, Stone to Gold
- C.12 - 7 Funeral Shop_2
- C.11 - 7 Funeral Shop
- C.10 - 6: The Yellow Sparrow and the Cicada_2
- C.9 - 6: The Yellow Sparrow and the Cicada
- C.8 - 5: The Way of True Cultivator_2
- C.7 - 5 The Way of a True Cultivator
- C.6 - 4 Walking through the Woods and Graves_2
- C.5 - 4: Through the Woods and Past the Graves
- C.4 - 3 Corpse Driver_2
- C.3 Corpse Driver
- C.2 The Beggar Scholar
- C.1 Corpse Worker Mill