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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!
I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!"Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!"Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"
- C.482 - 361 Skill Characteristics (There is a large amount of skill characteristic descriptions in this chapter, feel free to skip if uninterested)_2
- C.481 - 361 Skill Characteristics (There is a large amount of skill characteristic descriptions in this chapter, feel free to skip if uninterested)_1
- C.480 - 360 Cultivating Skills, Mutant Forbidden Curse!_3
- C.479 - 360 Cultivating Skills, Mutant Curse!_2
- C.478 - 360 Practicing Skills, Mutant Curse!_1
- C.477 - 359 The Colorful Little Rooster! The True Devil Clan!_3
- C.476 - 359: The Nine-Colored Magnificent Little Rooster! The True Devil Clan! _2
- C.475 - 359: The Colorful Little Rooster! The True Devil Clan!_1
- C.474 - 358 LV69! New Mutant Ability!_3
- C.473 - 358 LV69! New Mutant Ability!_2
- C.472 - 358 LV69! New Mutant Ability!_1
- C.471 - 357 Spoils of War! Ownership of the Other Shore Flower! _2
- C.470 - 357 Spoils of War! Ownership of the Other Shore Flower! _1
- C.469 - 356 The True Purpose of Earth Spirit Taishui!_2
- C.468 - 356 The True Purpose of Earth Spirit Taishui!_1
- C.467 - 355 Advancement to Epic! Similar Spirit Seed Abilities?_3
- C.466 - 355 Advancement to Epic! Similar Spirit Seed Abilities?_2
- C.465 - 355 Advancement to Epic! Similar Spirit Seed Abilities?_1
- C.464 - 354: Jerry Swallowed? The Strange Earth Spirit Taishui!_2
- C.463 - 354: Jerry Got Swallowed? The Bizarre Earth Spirit Taishui!_1
- C.462 - 353 Ethereal Fire Incinerates Body! Lu Le Ma Breakthrough?_2
- C.461 - 353 Ethereal Fire Incinerates Body! Lu Le Ma Breakthrough?_1
- C.460 - 352: The Failure of the Mutant Ability? The Powerful Ascetics!_2
- C.459 - 352: The Ineffective Mutant Ability? The Powerful Ascetics!_1
- C.458 - 351 What is a Spirit Seed? The Root of Strength of All Heavens and Thousands of Tribes!_3
- C.457 - 351 What is a Spirit Seed? The Root of Strength of All Heavens and Thousands of Tribes!_2
- C.456 - 351 What is a Spirit Seed? The Root of the Strong among All Heavens and Thousands of Tribes!_1
- C.455 - 350 Skill Failure? Alzheimer’s Forgetfulness Spell!_3
- C.454 - 350 Skill Failure? Alzheimer’s Forgetfulness Spell!_2
- C.453 - 350 Skills Not Working? Alzheimer’s Forgetfulness Spell!_1
- C.452 - 349: Ice Demon King! The Strange Blood Ghost Beast Master!_3
- C.451 - 349: Ice Demon King! The Strange Blood Ghost Beast Master!_2
- C.450 - 349: Ice Demon King! The Strange Blood Ghost Beast Master!_1
- C.449 - 348: Instant Kill! Three Ghosts Join Forces!_2
- C.448 - 348: Instant Kill! Three Ghosts Join Forces!_1
- C.447 - 347 What on Earth is a Spirit Seed?_3
- C.446 - 347 What on Earth is a Spirit Seed?_2
- C.445 - 347 What on Earth is a Spirit Seed?_1
- C.444 - 346 Undead Creatures Unafraid of Ethereal Fire Incinerates Body Technique!_3
- C.443 - 346 Undead Creatures Unafraid of Ethereal Fire Incinerates Body Technique!_2
- C.442 - 346 Undead Creatures Unafraid of Ethereal Fire Incinerates Body Technique!_1
- C.441 - 345: Entering the Secret Realm, Strange Undead Creatures!_3
- C.440 - 345: Entering the Secret Realm, Strange Undead Creatures!_2
- C.439 - 345: Entering the Secret Realm, Strange Undead Creatures!_1
- C.438 - 344: Did She Sleep with You? New Mutant Ability!_3
- C.437 - 344: Did She Sleep with You? New Mutant Ability!_2
- C.436 - 344: Did She Sleep with You? A New Mutant Ability!_1
- C.435 - 343: The Goddess of Life? Appears in Holy Light._3
- C.434 - 343: The Goddess of Life? Appears in Holy Light._2
- C.433 - 343: The Goddess of Life? Appears in Holy Light._1
- C.432 - 342 Cai Ji turned into an egg?_3
- C.431 - 342 Cai Ji turned into an egg?_2
- C.430 - 342 Cai Ji turned into an egg?_1
- C.429 - 341 Blank Skill? Gui Xiao’s Betrayal!_3
- C.428 - 341 Blank Skill? Gui Xiao’s Betrayal!_2
- C.427 - 341 Blank Skill? Gui Xiao’s Betrayal!_1
- C.426 - 340: The Ancient Tree Joins the Battle! The Peculiar Realm Breaking Task!_3
- C.425 - 340: The Ancient Tree Joins the Battle! The Peculiar Realm Breaking Task!_2
- C.424 - 340: The Ancient Tree Joins the Battle! The Peculiar Realm Breaking Task!_1
- C.423 - 339: What Inheritance Items Have You All Received?_3
- C.422 - 339: What Inheritance Items Have You All Received?_2
- C.421 - 339: What Inheritance Items Have You All Received?_1
- C.420 - 338 Domain Battle! Stepping into the Epic Opportunity!_3
- C.419 - 338 Domain Battle! Stepping into the Epic Opportunity!_2
- C.418 - 338 Domain Battle! Stepping into the Epic Opportunity!_1
- C.417 - 337: Zheng Cheng Must Die! The Domain Emerges!_3
- C.416 - 337: Zheng Cheng Must Die! The Domain Emerges! _2
- C.415 - 337 Zheng Cheng Must Die! The Domain Emerges!_1
- C.414 - 336: Three Years! Epic Confrontation!_3
- C.413 - 336: Three Years! Epic Confrontation!_2
- C.412 - 336: Three Years! Epic Confrontation!_1
- C.411 - 335: The Heirloom! I, Jiang Mei, Strike the Heavens on Behalf of My Clan!_4
- C.410 - 335: The Heirloom! I, Jiang Mei, Strike the Heavens on Behalf of My Clan!_3
- C.409 - 335: The Heirloom! I, Jiang Mei, Strike the Heavens on Behalf of My Clan!_2
- C.408 - 335: The Heirloom! I, Jiang Mei, Strike the Heavens on Behalf of My Clan!_1
- C.407 - 334: The Appearance of Spirit Charm Emperor! I Once Slayed Gods!_3
- C.406 - 334: The Appearance of Spirit Charm Emperor! I Once Slayed Gods!_2
- C.405 - 334: The Appearance of Spirit Charm Emperor! I Once Slayed Gods!_1
- C.404 - 333 Holy Light Explodes! The Memories That Touch the Depths of the Soul!_1
- C.403 - 332 Skill Mutation! Finally learned healing skills!_1
- C.402 - 331 Domain Power! The Final Slaughter!_1
- C.401 - 330 Killing Snakes! Spirit Charm Emperor Resurrected?!_1
- C.400 - 329 Final Resort! Thunder god!_1
- C.399 - 328: Nine-Headed Snake Domain? Instant Kill!_1
- C.398 - 327 You’ve Been Enhanced, Go Deliver!_1
- C.397 - 326: Nine-Headed Snake! Temporary Alliance?_1
- C.396 - 325 Ethereal Fire Incinerates Body Ability 2! The Final Boss!_1
- C.395 - 324 Heavy Casualties? Zhao Yunxiao’s Sword Training!_1
- C.12 - The Mysterious Girl’s Request?
- C.11 - : Capturing the Priest Guild!
- C.10 - I’m treating constipation, why are you giving me enteritis relaxant?
- C.9 - : Therapeutic Skills? Does causing diarrhea count?
- C.8 - : Increasing Skill Proficiency? I Have a Way!
- C.7 - The Terrifying Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique!
- C.6 - Damn it, Liang Feifan!
- C.5 - : Letting you be my girlfriend is giving you face!
- C.4 - : The First Profession Ever to Appear in History?
- C.3 - : What the Hell is My Priest’s Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique?
- C.2 - , Class Beauty Song Chaoyu? Failed!
- C.1 - : Professional Awakening? Nine-Star Career!