A Family of Hopeless Romantics, Except for the Evil Little Junior Brother-Chapter 100: Supreme Dao Imperial Weapon

Supreme Dao Imperial Weapon—Di Nü Feng!!

“Take my Supreme Dao Imperial Weapon!!”

“Die.”

Li Xuanxiao wielded the Supreme Dao Imperial Weapon as he slashed and retreated.

“Give me some clothes or we’re dying together!”

Di Nü Feng shouted, her face red with shame.

Unhurried, Li Xuanxiao quickly stripped off his own clothes and wrapped them around Di Nü Feng’s head.

“Swish, swish!”

Li Xuanxiao wrapped her up like a mummy.

Di Nü Feng: ........

After beating back a wave of ape demons, Li Xuanxiao ran off at full speed.

He ran straight into a white-furred ape demon several times larger than the others.

Its body was massive and muscular.

A Mountain-Back Ape!!

The Mountain-Back Ape had made its home among mountains since ancient times, capable of carrying even the heaviest peaks.

Judging by this one, it likely had the cultivation of the Spirit Transformation Stage.

It could probably slap Li Xuanxiao to death in one hit.

However, at this moment...

Li Xuanxiao dodged its strike, stepped on its grounded fist, leapt high into the air, and raised his Supreme Dao Imperial Weapon.

He smashed it straight toward the ape’s head.

So tough—its head was seriously hard.

Still, the creature had clearly underestimated the power of this Supreme Dao Imperial Weapon.

Di Nü Feng poked her small head out of the clothes and bit into the ape’s neck.

Credit where it’s due—Di Nü Feng had a seriously strong bite.

With just one bite, blood gushed from the white ape’s neck like a fountain.

Di Nü Feng clung tightly to its neck, biting down hard.

Li Xuanxiao charged up his strength and kicked the white ape down.

Just like that, a Spirit Transformation Stage ape was killed with ease.

The moment the white ape died, the rest of the ape demons scattered and fled in all directions.

Li Xuanxiao slumped against the wall, gasping like an ox.

Di Nü Feng wasn’t in much better shape.

She wiped the blood from the corner of her mouth and glanced at Li Xuanxiao.

The two exchanged a look and silently agreed to call a truce for now.

Cacklecacklecackle!!!

Di Nü Feng sneered coldly in her heart—gotcha.

Just now, when she accidentally drank some of that white ape’s blood, she felt a warm current pass through her body, slightly relieving her weakness and restoring a bit of strength.

But not enough—she needed time to absorb it.

This guy is absolutely no match for me!

Di Nü Feng sneered.

“Xuanxiao Flying Kick!!”

Gotcha.

Li Xuanxiao launched a flying kick.

ヽ(#ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ┌┛Σ(ノ´Д`)ノ

He was already used to hiding his true strength—that gasping was all an act.

In truth, Li Xuanxiao still had plenty of stamina left.

He’d been waiting for the moment Di Nü Feng let her guard down.

Di Nü Feng was shameless!!

War stomp.

...........

“Huuhh... huuhh...”

Who knew how much time had passed.

Li Xuanxiao lay in a corner, while Di Nü Feng was tightly bound, struggling nonstop on the ground.

Li Xuanxiao drank the white ape’s blood.

It reeked and was foul-tasting—but once it entered his stomach, a warm current coursed through him.

It felt great.

After all, that was a Spirit Transformation Stage beast.

Li Xuanxiao wiped the blood off the corner of his mouth.

There was no way to absorb spiritual energy from heaven and earth here.

Li Xuanxiao pulled out a fire striker and water canteen from his chest...

Any normal Qi Refining cultivator wouldn’t carry these two things.

Because they’re useless for cultivation.

Even if they did bring them, they’d store them in a storage ring.

But luckily, Li Xuanxiao wasn’t normal.

His storage ring was completely full—no room left for anything.

Li Xuanxiao took out his poison bottle, sprinkled it on the white ape’s corpse, and lit it with the fire striker.

In no time, flames rose and a savory aroma filled the air.

Li Xuanxiao ate white ape meat and took a big swig of water.

He was deep in thought—what should he do now?

The real question was—where was he?

He didn’t even know where this place was.

Li Xuanxiao suddenly turned his head and saw Di Nü Feng lying on the ground, lips curled slightly, staring at him with a resentful expression.

Li Xuanxiao ignored her and kept eating meat.

“This is that old turtle’s life-bound magical artifact, a shell it’s cultivated for tens of thousands of years. We’ll be suppressed here until we die!”

Di Nü Feng said faintly.

Li Xuanxiao froze. “Old turtle? You mean that divine turtle from Heishui City?”

Di Nü Feng hummed in response.

Li Xuanxiao held his forehead.

Trouble!

The old turtle from Heishui City was a notorious demon king.

It had taken countless lives, wiped out entire cities multiple times.

The Thousand Lakes Desert had faced near extinction several times—because of it.

The only reason the righteous sects hadn’t wiped it out was—

It was too powerful.

Killing it would come at too great a cost, and it had allied with multiple forces.

Eventually, the old turtle grew tired of all the fighting and killing.

It had accumulated too much karmic burden, forcing it to suppress its own cultivation and avoid Tribulation.

So now the old turtle guarded Heishui City.

Those who robbed and killed would chant “Amitabha” and become instant Buddhas.

Those who betrayed kindness lived it up in grand halls.

Those with kind hearts died early. Such was the world.

“What’s wrong with you—why’d you provoke that old beast?”

Li Xuanxiao asked, baffled.

“For the Heishui Pearl.”

“The Heishui Pearl that keeps you eternally youthful?”

“Yeah. And I was also avenging my subordinate—

that old turtle killed one of mine, so I thought I’d steal its treasure. Didn’t expect the old turtle to be this powerful...

If I could recover my spiritual power, even just for a bit, I could smash this shell to bits!”

Di Nü Feng said bitterly, not forgetting to shoot a glare at Li Xuanxiao.

Li Xuanxiao was now certain—whether she could really break this turtle shell or not was unknown.

But if she did get her powers back, she’d definitely kill him!!