Apocalypse: My Tattoos are Ten Yama Kings-Chapter 199 - 193: Cheesy Pickup Lines

When Lin Yuan arrived, Ling Guang was still hanging.

She struggled to reach out and untie the rope holding her up, but alas, her little arms were too short to reach the rope.

Seeing Lin Yuan appear, Ling Guang seemed to have seen her savior.

"Lin Yuan, you're here!"

"Quick, get me down!" Ling Guang pleaded hastily.

Lin Yuan sliced the rope holding Ling Guang with one sword, and she fell, landing on her backside first.

"Ouch!"

Ling Guang hopped around clutching her butt, grimacing in pain.

"Money in one hand, goods in the other."

"I got you down, now I want the stuff...." Lin Yuan said to Ling Guang.

Ling Guang: "?????"

"I got beaten up like this, and you're still thinking about that trivial matter!"

"You, do you have no sympathy at all?" Ling Guang muttered, pouting.

Lin Yuan glanced at Ling Guang and said righteously, "You getting beaten, what does that have to do with me?"

"Quickly, give me the HD photos!"

"Hmph!" Ling Guang snorted coldly and said angrily, "None."

"None!" 𝒻𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘸ℯ𝒷𝘯𝘰𝑣ℯ𝑙.𝘤𝑜𝘮

"Are you fooling me?"

"What's with that, Jian Bing can hang you up and beat you, but I can't?" Lin Yuan threatened.

Only when Lin Yuan said this did Ling Guang recall that Lin Yuan was even more powerful than Jian Bing!

"You..."

"Don't bully people too much!"

"There really are no photos left, they've all been deleted by Sister Jian Bing!" Ling Guang said, aggrieved, with a softer tone.

Looking at Ling Guang, it didn't seem like she was lying.

Since Jian Bing had already discovered it, surely she would delete those things.

"Forget it!"

"Can't be bothered to argue with you!" Lin Yuan couldn't be bothered with this little girl, turned around to leave.

Seeing Lin Yuan leaving, Ling Guang quickly chased after him.

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"Why do you keep following me?" Lin Yuan turned his head to ask Ling Guang, who was trailing behind.

Ling Guang said timidly, "The road is so wide, why do you say I'm following you?"

"Fine!"

"Then I'll contact Jian Bing and tell her you sneaked out!" Lin Yuan said, pretended to take out his phone.

"Don't..." Ling Guang hurriedly grabbed Lin Yuan's hand, begging, "I came out to hide, otherwise, when Sister Jian Bing comes back, she'll beat me again!"

On the bench by the artificial lake, Lin Yuan sat on the bench while Ling Guang squatted on it.

Why didn't Ling Guang sit down?

Couldn't sit down, couldn't sit at all, it would hurt her butt terribly if she did now.

"I heard that Jian Bing often beats you?" Lin Yuan gossiped.

Ling Guang pouted and said, feeling wronged, "Yes, Sister Jian Bing often beats me!"

"She bullies me whenever she gets a chance, today was the second time she's hung me up and beat me."

This time Jian Bing hung Ling Guang up and beat her because she was randomly sending photos.

Suddenly, Lin Yuan was curious about the reason for her first beating.

"The first time she hung you up and beat you, what was it for?" Lin Yuan asked curiously.

Originally, Ling Guang was looking pitiful, but when she started talking about this, she no longer looked pitiful.

Instead, she began excitedly 'bragging' about her heroic exploits.

"You know that Sister Jian Bing likes cats, right?" Ling Guang asked mysteriously towards Lin Yuan.

Lin Yuan nodded and replied, "I've heard."

"Sister Jian Bing raised dozens of cats, do you know which cat is her favorite?" Ling Guang continued asking.

Lin Yuan shook his head and answered, "I don't know that."

He had only heard people say that Jian Bing likes cats, but the specific details, he definitely did not know.

Let alone Lin Yuan, most people probably wouldn't know.

After all, Jian Bing usually has an icy demeanor, like she doesn't want anyone to approach.

Her secrets, unless someone is very close to her, outsiders definitely wouldn't know.

"A Linqing Lion Cat, pure white, extremely beautiful!" Ling Guang vividly described that very beautiful cat.

Hearing this, Lin Yuan had a fairly good guess about why Ling Guang got hung up and beaten last time, it was highly likely related to this cat.

"So, you got beaten because of this cat?" Lin Yuan asked.

"Hahaha!" Ling Guang suddenly burst into laughter, slapping her leg, tears coming to her eyes.

"Last time spring came, right, that white cat was yowling night after night. I took advantage when Sister Jian Bing wasn't paying attention to sneak the cat and hook it up with a pure black stray cat. Hahaha, the white cat got pregnant, had a litter of kittens, half black, half white, like ink unevenly splashed!" Ling Guang proudly boasted of her exploits, appearing quite smug.

Listening to Ling Guang, Lin Yuan thought, you deserved every bit of that beating!

With Jian Bing's shoe sole, not a single strike on your butt was unwarranted.

What you've done...

Isn't this just like finding a deceitful fire youth in bean shoes and skinny jeans for the rich family's pampered daughter?

"Is that so!"

"Really looks like ink unevenly splashed?" At this moment, a cold voice sounded behind them.

"Right, it really looks..." Ling Guang said half way, seemed to realize something was wrong, and quickly turned her head to look behind.

Seeing the person behind, Lin Yuan and Ling Guang both shivered in surprise.

Jian Bing.

Why is she here?

"Ahem!"

"You're here to catch her, right? You two chat, I'll head out first!" With that, Lin Yuan thought of the best strategy as he tried to flee.

At this moment, Lin Yuan thought to himself, oh dear, Ling Guang, you got caught by Jian Bing, you're in for it now.

"I'm not here for her; I'm here for you!" Jian Bing looked at Lin Yuan with a meaning that was hard to decipher.

Ling Guang: "????"

Hearing that she wasn't here for him, Ling Guang couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

"So I can leave?" Ling Guang tentatively asked.

Jian Bing glared at Ling Guang and said, annoyed, "Next time before doing something wrong, think about whether you can handle the consequences."

Hearing this, not only was Ling Guang not scared, but he felt relieved.

Jian Bing saying that meant that today's matter was over.

This time, he wouldn't get punished, next time...

Next time's issues will be dealt with then.

Ling Guang dashed away swiftly, leaving Lin Yuan with a "good luck" gesture as he departed.

The two sat on the chair, neither speaking for a good three minutes.

For a moment, the atmosphere around them was awkward.

"Ahem!" Lin Yuan cleared his throat twice, taking the initiative to break the ice and trying to explain, "Um... this thing... actually... it was a spur of the moment... I'm still a kid, don't hold it against me..."

Lin Yuan explained for a long time, but it might have been better if he didn't.

The matter of wanting high-def photos was right in front of them—he was making it worse!

"I hope you stay in Emperor Dragon City, if... if you agree, I can marry you!"

"After the meeting next week, we can have a ceremony." At this point, Jian Bing's face turned beet red, "By then, I'll be completely yours, and you can see me however you want."

Lin Yuan: "????"

After Jian Bing said this, Lin Yuan was completely stunned.

In terms of looks, temperament, everything really, Jian Bing was top-notch.

Bai Ling'Er could probably match Jian Bing, but Wen Yingying might not compare.

Though Lin Yuan already had Bai Ling'Er, who was not inferior to Jian Bing!

But, you know how men are!

Always eyeing another pot while eating from a bowl.

The food you haven't tasted seems more appealing!

Even though Jian Bing's offer was tempting.

But Lin Yuan knew Jian Bing's character; she wasn't someone who'd say things like this!

"You..."

"Why would you say something like this?" Lin Yuan asked, looking at Jian Bing.

Jian Bing hesitated for a moment, then spoke truthfully, "It was the dean. The dean wants to set us up."

"Do you like me?"

"Spending a lifetime with someone you don't like is very painful, isn't it?" Lin Yuan asked.

Jian Bing was taken aback, then answered with a flushed face, "I don't know."

"I don't know what it means to like someone, and I've never been in love."

"You..."

"The way you make me feel is different from other men. I don't know if this is liking. In any case, being with you feels comfortable and safe."

Hearing Jian Bing's words, Lin Yuan was overjoyed inside.

Different from other men?

This meant he totally had a shot!

However, staying in Emperor Dragon City was not an option.

Lin Yuan even thought of taking Jian Bing to Peng City.

"Dean, dean!"

"You sly old fox, using Jian Bing to test me with a beauty trick."

"Is this how you test a leader? What leader can resist such a test?"

"Alright, you old...' you'll see what it means to lose both the bride and the soldier." Lin Yuan thought to himself.

Lin Yuan suddenly took Jian Bing's hand, then said with righteous determination, "Jian Bing, you're amazing, but I can't stay in Emperor Dragon City."

"Peng City needs me. If I leave Peng City, the survivors there will lose hope. In a few years, Peng City might cease to exist."

"Peng City is my hometown; it's where I was born and raised, I can't abandon it."

Saying this, Lin Yuan changed his tone, looking at Jian Bing with deep affection, and said, "Meeting you has used up all my luck. So even if we can't be together, it won't be a regret."

"You're like the sun appearing in my dark world; just watching you from afar is enough. I don't dare to hope to possess you."

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Lin Yuan's cheesy lines left Jian Bing feeling both embarrassed and with a tingling scalp, her face beet red.

Cheesy or not, it depends on who you use them on.

Jian Bing had never been in a relationship before!

First rejecting her, Lin Yuan built a righteous image in her mind.

Then, he delivered those cheesy lines.

Adding to that, Jian Bing already had some affection for Lin Yuan.

She couldn't resist, simply couldn't resist.

Seeing Jian Bing's current state, Lin Yuan seized the opportunity to pull her into his embrace.

As he was about to take it a step further and kiss her, Jian Bing pressed against Lin Yuan's head and timidly said, "We..."

"Aren't we moving too fast?"