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Big Fat Raccoon Cat is Very Worried About You, Offers to Help You Become Stronger-Chapter 260: Uh, It’s All Empty?
Chapter 260: Uh, It’s All Empty?
But just as he was about to approach, Li Li suddenly got up and walked downstairs. This made the Guidance Director stunned for a moment, then he said with a smile:
“You fat fellow, you suddenly became aloof? Not looking for me? Why are you waiting for me here?”
Saying that, he chased after Li Li.
Seeing this, Li Li looked back as he walked. He led the Guidance Director to a classroom where no one was having class, then stopped in a lecture hall with an open door.
“This fat fellow can really run, huh?” The Guidance Director, who had caught up, said with a smile, and walked towards Li Li: “Wenwen didn’t mean to call you a little thief cat, can you please not be angry? Fat fellow.”
“Aren’t you tempted by so much cat food and canned cat food? As long as you’re willing to come to my place, you can have all of them.”
“Let’s put the food aside for now. This Cat came to find Uncle not for such trivial matters. This Cat has an important matter to inform Uncle.” Hearing this, Li Li’s eyes lit up, but he quickly came back to his senses and entered the main topic of this visit.
“Ah? Fat fellow, you can talk?” The Guidance Director, who was just muttering to himself, was startled when he heard Li Li speak.
“Yes, This Cat can talk. I didn’t speak before because I was afraid of scaring Uncle, but this matter is somewhat urgent, so This Cat has to reveal it.” Li Li nodded his big head and said.
“Urgent matter?” Hearing this, the Guidance Director carefully looked around and said: “Is it because your identity as a demon, Fat fellow, has been discovered by the cultivators, and you have to leave?”
Unlike ordinary students who only had access to limited information, he could get more internal news.
Among them was the news that there were demons in the country, and this fat fellow could talk. It could be 100% confirmed that he was a demon.
Now that he had found him and was speaking human language, he was probably going to run away because his identity had been exposed.
“What are you talking about? This Cat is not talking about such trivial matters. Those cultivators want to catch This Cat? It’s still a long way off.” Li Li said with a black face: “The reason This Cat came to find Uncle is to tell you that the world is about to fall into danger.”
“In the near future, our world will be invaded by other dimensions. Creatures from other worlds will come to our world. I came to find Uncle because I want you to make preparations in advance.”
“Preparations? What preparations should I make? I’m so old, I don’t know when I’ll kick the bucket.”
“For such big news, you should go to the cultivators or the people in power above. It’s useless to tell me.” The Guidance Director said with a wry smile. If he was in his twenties, he could still save the world with enthusiasm, but he was already fifty-seven years old now.
Even if he knew this news, what was the use? It would only add to his worries.
Hearing this, Li Li waved his White Gloves, indicating that the other party should not worry:
“I’ve already told those guys, but I don’t think they’re reliable, so I came to find Uncle.”
“As for the age Uncle is worried about, it’s not a problem at all. Last time, I gave Uncle the Evolution Potion, which made your body more than twice as strong as a young person’s. With the peerless martial arts This Cat will teach you, it will definitely allow Uncle to have the power to fight against creatures from other worlds when the dimensional invasion comes.”
“Uh, did you make me like this, Fat fellow?” The Guidance Director was stunned for a moment. This was a little secret of his.
He never thought that the reason he had changed so much was actually because of this fat fellow.
“Of course, who else would I use good things on if not Uncle? We have a good relationship, don’t we?” Li Li nodded and jumped onto the Guidance Director’s shoulder: “Is Uncle’s daughter at home? I need to find a quiet place where no one will disturb us for me to transmit the skills to Uncle. It’s a bit noisy here, it’s best to go back to Uncle’s house.”
With people coming and going in the teaching building, it was not suitable to transmit skills here. What if someone disturbed them? It was better to go to his house.
“Wenwen may or may not be at home, but do you have to be like this, Fat fellow? Last time was a complete misunderstanding.” The Guidance Director said.
Did this little fellow, Fat Raccoon Cat, have to hold a grudge like this? Last time was really just a misunderstanding, Wenwen didn’t have any opinion on him.
“Although I know it might be a misunderstanding, This Cat still feels a bit awkward. So it’s better to call it a meeting.” Li Li, who was lying on the Guidance Director’s shoulder, said.
“Okay, suit yourself.” The Guidance Director sighed when he heard this. As expected, Fat Raccoon Cat was still brooding over this matter.
“Look over there, isn’t that our Guidance Director? What is he carrying on his shoulder? Why is it so chubby and round? And it looks kind of familiar, I think I’ve seen it somewhere before?”
“It would be strange if it wasn’t familiar, the one lying on the Guidance Director’s shoulder is that glutton, Fat Raccoon Cat.”
“Yeah, the Director is in good shape. He’s carrying such a fat fellow on his shoulder, and nothing’s wrong.”
“Who says it isn’t? I seriously suspect that the Director is stronger than us? Otherwise, I can’t imagine how he can carry this fat fellow.”
The students walking on the road glanced at the Guidance Director and couldn’t help but whisper.
It was outrageous that the Guidance Director, a man in his fifties, could still stand with Big Fat Raccoon Cat on his shoulder. They, in their twenties, couldn’t even bear Big Fat Raccoon Cat lying on their shoulders.
“Just call him Uncle, why are you bringing me up? I’m not fat at all, I’m just a little strong, okay?” Li Li muttered as he listened to the students’ chatter. They could just say that Uncle was strong, why did they have to bring him up? He was not a unit of measurement for heavy objects.
“Strong is strong, but fat is also fat.” The Guidance Director muttered in his heart, but he kept his mouth shut.
Otherwise, if this fat fellow heard it, who knows what kind of trouble he would cause.
After walking in the rain for a while, a row of small two-story houses appeared before their eyes.
Li Li glanced around and saw that there was no one at home before he continued to lie down with peace of mind.
“Good fellow, we’re home, what do you want to eat?” The Guidance Director opened the door and patted Li Li’s big butt.
“Just give me some canned cat food and cat treats.” Li Li replied casually: “Of course, you don’t have to go through so much trouble, I can do it myself.”
“Then take whatever you like to eat, just don’t make too much of a mess.” The Guidance Director said with a smile.
“Okay, but we have to get things done first.” Li Li said, jumping in front of the Guidance Director and pointing to the sofa: “Uncle, please sit down first, This Cat will teach you the peerless divine skill first.”
“Okay.” The Guidance Director nodded and looked at Li Li expectantly.
Which young man hasn’t dreamed of wandering the world with a sword? It’s just that the weight of life crushes their shoulders.
Now that there was a chance to pick up the sword again, which man could refuse?
“The skill This Cat is going to teach Uncle is a claw technique called 《Blood God Claw》.” Li Li said, his glowing claws patted the Guidance Director’s forehead.
Instantly, the Guidance Director was stunned.
Seeing this, Li Li walked with small steps to the room where the cat treats and canned cat food were stored and began to feast.
It would take some time for Uncle to receive the contents of the martial arts, so he might as well eat some snacks here to pass the time.
By the way, he would also help Uncle protect the Dharma, so that he wouldn’t be disturbed at this time.
A while later, the stunned Guidance Director’s eyes regained their color, and he clenched his fists excitedly.
He couldn’t wait to start practicing and reach the realm of crushing stone pillars with one claw.
“Uncle, you’ve finished receiving the martial arts, are you feeling okay?” Li Li asked, looking at the Guidance Director with a can in his mouth.
“Very good, extremely good, I’ve never felt so good.” The Guidance Director said, his hands clenched into claws, performing the moves of the 《Blood God Claw》. He looked very impressive.
“That’s good, Uncle, remember to practice more and master the martial arts as soon as possible. This Cat has left some dried fish for Uncle in the warehouse where the cans are stored.”
“Uncle, you can stew some dried fish every day to replenish your Qi and blood while you practice, so as not to deplete your Qi and blood from practicing.” Li Li said, eating canned food.
Uncle had just come into contact with martial arts and could easily become obsessed with it. If he didn’t replenish his Qi and blood, he could ruin himself.
So he specially put away all the cans in several large boxes and replaced them with Dragon Sparrow Fish Jerky, so that he could ensure that Uncle had enough blood Qi to replenish while practicing.
“Okay, I got it.” The Guidance Director nodded in response.
“That’s good, Uncle, go get the dried fish and stew it now. This Cat still has something to do and has to go first.” Li Li said and was about to turn around and leave, but was stopped by the Guidance Director:
“Hey, Fat Raccoon Cat, I want to teach this martial art to Wenwen, do you think that’s okay?”
Since he knew that the future world would not be peaceful, he definitely hoped that Wenwen would have the power to protect herself, and now this power was right in front of him. He probably hoped that she would practice with him.
But the prerequisite was that Fat Raccoon Cat had to agree, otherwise, it wouldn’t be right for him to privately teach martial arts.
“Uncle, if you want to teach, of course there’s no problem. But this will delay your practice time, Uncle, you’d better think it through.” Li Li said and jumped out of the window.
It was indeed possible to teach others, but it was not so easy for ordinary people who had not been instilled with the contents of martial arts secrets to get started.
After all, some things could only be understood through experience and not explained. Unless someone could enlighten them.
“This fat fellow…” The Guidance Director shook his head and walked towards the room where the cat treats and canned cat food were stored.
This guy said he had left him some dried fish to stew and eat, so he would go get some now.
“Uh? Why did this fat fellow take away all the cans and leave only these dried fish here? I can’t eat all these dried fish.” After arriving at the room where the cat treats and canned cat food were stored, the Guidance Director looked at the several large boxes that originally contained canned cat food, now filled with dried fish, and was stunned.
So much dried fish, if he ate one piece a day, he wouldn’t be able to finish it in a year, right?
“Forget it, this fat fellow meant well, otherwise there would be nothing to put it in.” The Guidance Director came back to his senses and laughed to himself. Then he reached out and picked up a piece of dried fish, and a look of surprise appeared on his face: “This dried fish is so heavy? Where did this fat fellow catch the fish?”
He had seen a lot of dried fish, but it was the first time he had seen such heavy dried fish.
“Your Majesty, you called me back, what do you want me to do?”
In the bushes, the Yellow Weasel looked at Li Li respectfully.
“There is a small matter that needs your attention. This is a radar tracker.” Li Li took out the tracker and handed it to the Yellow Weasel: “After you follow the tracker to your destination, you will see a middle-aged aunt and several cats. You just tell those cats that you were sent by me.”
“Then what should I do, Your Majesty?” The Yellow Weasel nodded and then asked.
“Ask them how the aunt has been doing recently and how their strength has improved. Finally, give each cat a drop of the potion in this tube. And find a way to make the aunt take the rest.” Li Li said, taking out a test tube the size of an eye drop bottle.
“This is?” Looking at the potion in the test tube, the Yellow Weasel’s eyes lit up. Although he didn’t know what it was, he could feel that if he took it, the benefits would definitely exceed his imagination.
Seeing the Yellow Weasel’s appearance, Li Li took out another test tube of similar size and said:
“This other small tube of potion is your reward for running errands. Remember to take it drop by drop, don’t swallow too much at once, otherwise you’ll be in pain, don’t blame me for not warning you.”
“Yes, yes, thank you, Your Majesty, for the reward. Thank you, Your Majesty, for the reward.” The Yellow Weasel kowtowed and thanked Li Li repeatedly.
Seeing this, Li Li impatiently waved his paw and said:
“Okay, stop kowtowing here, doing what I told you is the best thanks. Remember to find a few companions to watch over there after you leave, understand?”
“I need to know how the aunt and the others are doing every once in a while.”
“Yes, Your Majesty. I’ll go and do it, I promise to do it beautifully and won’t let you down.” The Yellow Weasel assured Li Li repeatedly.
“Okay, go.” Li Li waved his paw, and the Yellow Weasel set off. Watching the Yellow Weasel’s retreating figure, Li Li couldn’t help but show a nostalgic look: “Auntie, this is all we can do, I can’t do anything more, I hope you are well.”
After saying that, Li Li quickly left.
“Fat Cat Cat, where did you go? Don’t leave me and run off on your own, I still have a lot of questions to ask you.”
After absorbing the contents of the 《Prajna Palm》, although she understood this martial art, there were still many things she didn’t understand, especially how Fat Raccoon Cat was a demon.
“This Cat is back, isn’t it? Don’t yell, it won’t be good if Auntie hears you.” Li Li said angrily as he came in through the window.
He was back, wasn’t he? Why was she still making a fuss here?
“Fat Cat Cat, where did you go? Why did it take you so long to come back?” Yuan Ni asked immediately, hugging Li Li.
“Of course I went to do something important, do you think This Cat has nothing to do?” Li Li replied.
“I know you’re busy, but I have a lot of questions to ask you.” Yuan Ni said flatteringly, reaching out and taking a cat treat for Li Li.
Seeing this, Li Li ate it unceremoniously: “Go ahead, Miss, what do you want to ask? As long as it doesn’t violate This Cat’s principles, This Cat will tell you whatever I can answer.”
“Okay, Fat Cat Cat. I want to ask you, are you a demon? I heard that only demons can talk.” Yuan Ni asked.
“First of all, This Cat is not a demon, This Cat is at most a super cat. As for talking, you completely misunderstood, This Cat is just good at illusion magic, talking or something doesn’t exist at all.”
Li Li said, licking the cat treat.
“Then how did you teach me martial arts? If you’re not a demon, Fat Cat Cat?” Yuan Ni asked a new question after hearing this.
“Because This Cat is a traveling cat, I can travel to other worlds. And the martial arts secrets are what This Cat got from other worlds.” Li Li casually made up an excuse.
“So that’s how it is, Fat Cat Cat, you’re amazing.” Yuan Ni said in amazement.
Fat Cat Cat, a cat, actually traveled to other worlds? It sounded amazing.
“Of course, who is This Cat?” Li Li said proudly, looking out the window: “But even though This Cat is amazing, I’m still just a cat, and there are some things that I still need your help with.”
“For example, This Cat alone definitely can’t handle this dimensional invasion. That’s why This Cat had to reveal my identity and give you a heads up.”
“Miss, you have to practice hard and don’t let This Cat down, okay?”
“Okay, okay, I’ll do whatever you say, Fat Cat Cat, I won’t let you down.” Yuan Ni nodded in response.
“That’s right, you should drink the Evolution Potion first to improve your physical fitness, so that you can quickly get started with martial arts.” Li Li said, taking out a small bottle of pale green potion for Yuan Ni: “Remember to drink it drop by drop, don’t drink it all at once, otherwise you might be in pain.”
“I got it, so is there anything I need to prepare before drinking this potion?” Yuan Ni asked, examining the Evolution Potion. This pale green potion didn’t look very serious, and it would hurt to drink it, which made her a little nervous.
“Prepare a piece of soft wood to bite on when it hurts. Also, you might sweat, so you need to prepare clothes.” Li Li thought for a moment and said: “Of course, if you take it slowly as I said, you don’t need to do this.”
If she swallowed it all at once, it would probably be similar to the first time the shovel officer ate it, but if she swallowed it slowly, there wouldn’t be any major problems, at most she would feel a little hot.
“Then I’ll drink it slowly.” Yuan Ni replied, looking at Li Li who was lifting his short legs: “Fat Cat Cat, are you going to leave? Won’t you stay here with me?” free𝑤ebnovel.com
“No, I won’t stay, knowing that the dimensional invasion is about to begin, how can This Cat have the mood to play? This Cat is going to improve my strength.”
Originally, when the world was safe, he could still mess around, but now that he knew that a dimensional invasion was about to happen, not improving his strength but lazing around? That would be truly courting death.