Big Fat Raccoon Cat is Very Worried About You, Offers to Help You Become Stronger-Chapter 384: Don’t Play Pranks

Chapter 384: Don’t Play Pranks

“Big Sister, the Litter Shovel Officer and Sister Xiaohui are kissing upstairs. If we go up now, we’re guaranteed to give them a fright,”

Li Li said, stepping on Liu Yun’s arm and looking towards her house with his big head.

“Mimi, stop messing around. If you do that, you’ll scare them,” Liu Yun said, slapping Li Li’s head in exasperation. She told him to get down and stop looking.

Mimi was really bad, wanting to go over and scare them at this time. He should be careful not to scare them into having psychological shadows.

“Meow meow~” Li Li smacked his lips and said,

“How could it be that simple? Sister Xiaohui is a Nascent Soul cultivator, and the Litter Shovel Officer is not weak either, okay? We’d probably be heard as soon as we reach the door.”

Both of them had cultivation after all. They weren’t ordinary youngsters, so how could they be easily frightened? Big Sister was too worried. In his opinion, if they went over now to scare them, it would just add some fun.

“Even if that’s the case, you can’t go over and scare them,” Liu Yun said, turning Li Li around and pressing down on his tail to prevent him from sending his clone to cause trouble while she wasn’t paying attention.

“Big Sister, you don’t actually need to restrain me like this. Just take me to eat something delicious, and I won’t be able to move,” Li Li said, his head and tail held down.

He was very easy to restrain, okay? As long as she gave him some food, he guaranteed he wouldn’t go anywhere and would obediently eat.

“Really?” Liu Yun laughed and patted Li Li’s big belly. “You greedy cat, all you think about is eating.”

“Meow meow, you can’t say that. As the saying goes, ‘A cat lives to eat.’ This cat lives to eat,” Li Li said, drawing out his voice, indicating that he didn’t just like to eat, but that cats lived to eat.

“Alright, alright, you’re always right. How about Big Sister takes you to eat big meat buns? I know a place that makes really good buns,” Liu Yun said with a laugh, hoisting Li Li onto her shoulder.

“Really? That would be fantastic. This cat has been wanting to eat big meat buns lately,” Li Li said, licking his lips.

“Good, good. If you want to eat, then don’t try anything funny. Big Sister will take you there right now,” Liu Yun said, striding off into the distance.

Soon, a bun shop filled with the aroma of flour, vegetables, and meat appeared before them.

After taking a deep breath, Li Li’s eyes lit up. “Meow meow, it smells so good. How did you find this place, Big Sister?” he asked.

“This cat has been hanging around the city for so long, and I didn’t even know there was such a fragrant bun shop here.”

This smell was killing him. He couldn’t believe there was such a good bun shop in the city.

If he had known earlier, he would have been begging for food here every day. Wouldn’t that have been great? “That’s because you, you greedy cat, hang around the school all day and rarely venture out, so you never get to this side,” Liu Yun said with a smile, pointing to the steamer. “Boss, give me 30 meat buns, 30 vegetable buns, and another 30 glutinous rice shaomai.”

“Alright, beautiful,” the boss replied.

The boss nodded and opened the steamer to pack the buns for Liu Yun. As for Li Li on her shoulder, he didn’t see him at all. Because he was out with Big Sister, Li Li used an illusion to make himself invisible.

So, when the boss handed the heavy bag of buns to Liu Yun, he didn’t forget to say,

“Beautiful, are you getting these for your colleagues for a late-night snack? If you come again next time, just call me. I’ll give you a discount, beautiful. And if you have a bigger order, there’s a cashback offer.”

“Okay, okay. I’ll definitely let you know if there’s a need,” Liu Yun said with a smile, stroking Li Li’s head. “Did you hear that, Mimi? You’re already considered a colleague in a company, even though you’re just a cat. The boss even offered you a discount.”

“Meow meow~” Li Li replied.

“This shows he knows how to do business, Big Sister,” Li Li said, looking at the buns she was carrying. “Let’s not waste any time here. Let’s find a place to eat these buns. The Litter Shovel Officer interrupted our meal earlier, and this cat is still hungry.”

“I know, I know. Look at you, greedy little thing. It’s not like I’m not going to feed you. Is it really necessary to be so impatient?” Liu Yun said with a laugh, and left with the buns.

Soon, the two arrived at a nearby park.

Li Li leaned back against a lounge chair with his legs crossed, his paws working furiously as he devoured the buns. “Meow meow, this bun shop’s skills are really good. The meat isn’t ground by machine, it’s hand-chopped. It’s very grainy. Most importantly, they added ginger and scallion water so it isn’t fishy. It’s tender, juicy, and delicious.”

“And the vegetable and mushroom buns are also oiled, so they didn’t release too much water. Finally, the dried mushrooms and scallops in the glutinous rice shaomai are the finishing touch.”

“Mimi, I didn’t realize you were such a foodie,” Liu Yun laughed.

It was one thing for Mimi to be greedy, but he could actually taste the preparation methods. He was quite impressive.

“Of course, Big Sister. Do you think this cat has been hanging around the backstreet for nothing? Let me tell you, when this cat wanders around the backstreet, I always watch how they make things,” Li Li said, chewing on a bun.

To get along in a place, you had to show your face, right? When the students weren’t eating, he often went to their kitchens to observe.

Over time, he became familiar with how each shop prepared their dishes.

“Really? Then tell Big Sister which shops near the school have good food,” Liu Yun asked with a smile.

“For meals, the Three Cup Chicken and the Red Braised Pork are pretty good. For noodles, of course, the old-fashioned beef noodles are the most flavorful. Of course, there’s also a small noodle shop nearby that’s not bad, but the portions are a bit small,” Li Li replied, grabbing a carton of fresh milk and drinking it.

“Really? Then I’ll have to try them sometime. Just how good are these places that even Mimi thinks they’re delicious?” Liu Yun said with a smile.

“Mm-hmm, they’re so good I could kick my feet,” Li Li replied, swinging his legs back and forth.

Liu Yun laughed and rested her head on her hand, watching him.

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“Cat Cat, are you really going to leave me?” Yuan Ni asked, holding Li Li’s round face, her eyes shimmering with reluctance.

“Big Sister, calm down. I’m just moving, not going abroad, okay? You can come find this cat when you miss me,” Li Li said, feeling helpless as she held his head. Was it really necessary to make it sound like a life-or-death separation just because he was moving? He wasn’t leaving the city.

“That’s true, but you’re going to live with someone else. How am I supposed to find you? I can’t just go to someone else’s house to look for you, can I?” Yuan Ni said, frowning.

“Meow meow, if you want to find me, just send me a message,” Li Li said, taking out his mobile phone.

“Add me as a friend. When you want to see me, send me a message, and this cat will tell you where I am. Is that okay?” he asked.

“Cat Cat, you could have told me you had a phone earlier! Remember to add me as a favorite,” Yuan Ni reminded him as she added him as a friend.

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“I know, I know. This cat’s phone isn’t on silent. As long as you send a message, this cat will definitely hear it,” Li Li said, putting his phone away and bounding over to Li Hao, who was talking to Yuan Ni’s mother.

He had finally escaped that cramped little dwelling and could move into a big house. This was really great.

“Xiao Li, you bought a house already? That was fast. If you have any classmates who are looking to rent, remember to refer them to Auntie,” Yuan Ni’s mother said with a sigh as she watched Li Hao carrying his bags.

She hadn’t expected this young man, who had been working for her for six months, to leave so suddenly. But he had already bought a house, so she couldn’t keep him even if she wanted to.

“Okay, Auntie. If any of my friends need a place, I’ll definitely refer them to you,” Li Hao said with a smile, beckoning to Li Li.

Li Li jumped up onto his shoulder. Yuan Ni’s mother smiled and said, “Fatty Li, you little rascal, you’re pretty quick, huh? Did you finish saying goodbye to my daughter?”

“Meow meow~ （Of course. This cat always gets things done quickly. Besides, we’re in the same city, not far apart. We can still see each other when we want to）,” Li Li replied, nodding his head.

“You chubby little thing, you’re really smart. Sometimes I wonder if you’ve become a spirit,” Yuan Ni’s mother laughed, pinching Li Li’s round face. “Remember to be obedient when you go to your new home with Xiao Li, okay? Don’t run around all the time, or you might get kidnapped.”

“Meow meow~ （Kidnap this cat? He’d have to be capable of that. This cat is very powerful）,” Li Li said dismissively.

He was very strong, okay? What kind of person could kidnap him? Don’t be ridiculous.

“Auntie, we’ll be going now,” Li Hao said, hearing Li Li’s meows.

“Alright, go on, go on,” Yuan Ni’s mother nodded, and Li Hao went downstairs with Li Li.

Yuan Ni stood at the doorway, her eyes flickering as she watched them leave. She didn’t know what she was thinking. “Litter Shovel Officer, you’re really good at chatting. You talked to Auntie for so long. Don’t tell me you actually want to be her son-in-law?” Li Li said, lying on Li Hao’s shoulder.

It seemed like the Litter Shovel Officer had a lot to talk to Auntie about. If Sister Xiaohui hadn’t intervened, maybe he really would have become her son-in-law.

“Do you think that’s possible?” Li Hao said, rolling his eyes.

“Of course it’s possible. Speaking of which, has that Sister Li been looking for you lately?” Li Li asked, suddenly changing the subject to “Sister Li.”

As far as he knew, she and the Litter Shovel Officer were quite close.

He wasn’t afraid that Big Sister would get jealous and hang him from a flagpole?

“She has, but we’ve only met at the martial arts school. You can rest assured,” Li Hao said, exasperated.

Li Li, that bad cat, was now even supervising him. It was really annoying.

He was the one who raised him, wasn’t he? But now Li Li’s heart was with Big Sister. He was really ungrateful.

“Really? That’s good. As long as you behave yourself, Litter Shovel Officer, I won’t say anything to Big Sister,” Li Li said, nodding in satisfaction.

Although Sister Li was also very nice, she was a bit older and wasn’t a good match for the Litter Shovel Officer in terms of family background. If they got married, people would easily say he was a gold digger.

Sister Xiaohui was better. She was beautiful, capable, and most importantly, didn’t need a betrothal gift and had no troublesome relatives.

“Well, thank you very much,” Li Hao said through gritted teeth.

“You’re welcome. It’s my duty. After all, I’m the one who tied this red string of fate. I have to make sure there are no problems,” Li Li said with a smile, urging Li Hao to walk faster.

Don’t dawdle. Big Sister was cooking in the new house, celebrating their housewarming.

“I know, I know,” Li Hao sighed. He felt like the cat he raised was working for someone else now, and was even supervising him in return.

“By the way, Litter Shovel Officer, when are you planning to marry Big Sister?” Li Li asked, lying on his shoulder. ɴᴇᴡ ɴᴏᴠᴇʟ ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀs ᴀʀᴇ ᴘᴜʙʟɪsʜᴇᴅ ᴏɴ noveⅼfire.net

“These things take time. You can’t rush them,” Li Hao replied. He would like to get married sooner,

but marriage wasn’t a small matter. How could he rush it?

“This cat just hopes you’ll be more proactive, Litter Shovel Officer. Don’t let someone else steal her away. You’re really too slow,” Li Li said, pouting.

“That won’t happen. I trust Xiaohui. What’s bothering me now is something else,” Li Hao said helplessly.

“You need an ID card to get a marriage certificate, and Xiaohui doesn’t even have one. How are we supposed to get a marriage certificate?” he asked.

Speaking of ID cards, he had a headache. Xiaohui was currently using Liu Yun’s ID card to apply for a bank card and a SIM card. He couldn’t use her ID card to get a marriage certificate, right? So ultimately, he still had to solve this problem.

“Meow meow, I thought you were facing some big problem, Litter Shovel Officer. It turns out it’s just a small matter,” Li Li said dismissively.

“Is this a small matter? You’re thinking too simply, Li Li. This is a difficult task,” Li Hao shook his head.

For someone who suddenly appeared, he would definitely need connections to get an ID card. Otherwise, there would be loopholes everywhere when they investigated.

“Of course it’s difficult for someone like you, but it’s very simple for cultivators,” Li Li said with a smile.

“I know that, but I’m not a cultivator, am I?” Li Hao shrugged.

“And even if I was, no one would give me face. I haven’t joined the Cultivator Association and I don’t work for the government. Why would anyone care about me?”

“That’s why this cat didn’t plan to let you handle it. This kind of thing should be left to the professionals,” Li Li said, smiling and making a “leave it to me” expression.