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Creepy Pharmacist: All My Patients are Horrific-Chapter 89 – He is abducting
Even the Unicorn Demons below the stage fell into a stupor.
A few of them poured their drinks until they overflowed.
Xiao Xiao (✪‸✪) nodded, saying, "I also... lost two pounds..."
No!
The Demon King's heart trembled.
The meanings are different. Niece, you're starving because you can't bear to lose your teeth, but this guy in the letter is flirting with you!
He's teasing you!
His hand shook as he held the letter, and he really didn't dare to continue reading!
Because what's next is even more cringe-worthy!
"Read it—" Xiao Xiao eagerly said.
"Read it—!" Two terrifyingly gloomy voices echoed.
The Unicorn Demon King instinctively looked up, and instantly, his whole body bristled.
A massive shadow loomed over him. At some point, the enormous heads of his brother and sister-in-law had appeared before him, staring intently at him.
His brother's previously chaotic eyes had somehow become clear, but it was a clarity more terrifying than chaos.
He was drenched in sweat, feeling as if Death itself was watching him.
He instinctively swallowed, trembling as he read:
"This... this reminds me of that... wonderful night we spent together."
Buzz—
The hair on the two heads in front of him suddenly writhed like tentacles, scaring the Unicorn Demon King (ΩДΩ) so much that all his hair stood on end.
"Wonderful—" the female head said venomously.
"Night?" Titan's head snarled.
The Unicorn Demon King gulped nervously, stammering, "The letter... the letter says... just like that..."
"It was indeed—a wonderful night—continue reading~" Xiao Xiao (✪ω✪) swayed her tentacles.
The two heads trembled violently.
That look of delight...
Could it be...
Could it be their daughter already...
"Read!" the two heads demanded urgently.
The Unicorn Demon King was about to crack.
He was inwardly cursing, damn it, who the hell sent such a sappy love letter to his niece at this time!
And right in front of her parents, no less!
He wished he could slap himself; after reading the letter, he should have just handed it to a subordinate to read! Why did he get involved in this mess!
He was risking his life for nothing!
But now, there was no turning back.
Bracing himself, he trembled as he continued, "Because... because I can't suppress my longing for you, I decided to write you a letter today, because I feel that if I don't write to you, I won't be able to live..."
Crack, crack, crack—
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He could already hear the terrifying sound of teeth grinding from the two heads in front of him.
"Can't live—?" Titan's head's eyes bulged with rage.
"You are like a ray of White Moonlight in my heart, truly unforgettable..."
Crack, crack, crack—
The Unicorn Demon King felt the ground beneath him split with countless cracks.
"White Moonlight—in my heart—" the female head ground her teeth, her eyes flashing with light.
The Unicorn Demon King (.;゚;:益:;゚;.) trembled as he held the letter.
"So I want to invite you to Wandering Soul Alley for a gathering! And I've prepared a grand feast for you!"
"Yours sincerely, Lin En."
He read the entire ridiculous love letter at lightning speed.
Below the stage, all the Unicorn Demons were slack-jawed, unable to utter a word.
"......"
A brief silence.
"Is that it?" the two heads asked menacingly in unison.
The Unicorn Demon King dumbfoundedly held the letter, saying, "That's... that's it..."
Xiao Xiao (✪ω✪) wiggled her tentacles, saying, "Oh! He misses me so much—there's even a feast—oh!"
"......"
"......"
Another brief silence.
Then, under the stunned gaze of everyone, Xiao Xiao, clearly in a good mood, jumped off the stage, extended a tentacle to take the letter from the Unicorn Demon King's hand, and hopped away, singing a cheerful tune as she bounced out of the temple.
A naive girl easily swayed by a single letter.
"......"
In the next moment, the countless Unicorn Demons below the stage finally reacted, their jaws dropping in terror.
What kind of dimension-breaking joke is this!!
It can be hard to make great work when its stolen from ".
Who the hell is this Lin En?!
What kind of powerful existence is this!!
Too strong! Too strong! Beyond comprehension strong!
Writing a letter to an even more terrifying Root-Level being is one thing, but to write such a love letter filled with courtship and ambiguity, this is invincible!
God! God!
You're blatantly flirting with someone's daughter right in front of her parents!
Does he even know that this whole family is a bunch of Root-Level ancient gods!!
Finally, the Unicorn Demon King (.;゚;:益:;゚;.) looked up at the two silent heads.
He could already sense the tense atmosphere around him.
"Um... brother, sister-in-law, I think..."
Boom—
Before he could finish, Titan's head erupted in a furious roar, countless tentacles thrashing wildly throughout the temple, the entire dome cracking open.
"Damn it!! Taking advantage of my illness to seduce my daughter!! And writing such sappy stuff!! This is too much!!"
"Calm down—(〃>皿<)! It's rare to find someone who fancies our daughter—Old Man, you need to calm down—"
"My daughter is only five years old!! Not even an adult and she's already being seduced!! I (beep)—I (beep)!!"
"She was five before she died (〃>皿<)—now she's three thousand years old—long since an adult—Old Man, don't ruin this!"
The entire temple was in chaos.
The female head continuously restrained the rampaging Titan's head.
Roar—Roar—
Terrifying roars lifted the entire dome.
The Unicorn Demon King exclaimed, "Brother!! Brother!! You're clear-headed! Didn't you notice your consciousness has cleared up?!"
Titan's head kept roaring, being dragged by the female head (〃>皿<), struggling forward, saying:
"Of course, I need to be clear-headed! If I'm not, my daughter will be taken by a scoundrel!"
"Let me go—let me kill that letter-writing bastard—!!"
The female head strained to hold her husband back, preventing him from going berserk.
"Old Man, calm down—let them love freely—parents shouldn't interfere!!"
"I'll freely (beep) your (beep)—(beep) this is abduction—abducting an underage innocent girl!!"
Boom—
Finally, the entire temple couldn't bear the strain and collapsed.
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