Damn it, I'm surrounded by childhood sweethearts-Chapter 401 - 292. Black Silk Maid

"Was it really you who did this?" Xu Qingfan pointed at his upper lip, "Yu, I trust you the most. If Xiaoxiao forced you to say this, just blink, and I’ll spank her right now!"

After putting on the pants Wu Lingyu had brought over, Xu Qingfan walked out of the bathroom, ready to seek retribution.

The five girls were currently facing the wall, standing in line, with Xu Qingfan behind them, holding a feather duster.

"What are you glaring at? I haven’t even settled the score with you for drawing a pig’s head on me!" Seeing Xia Xiaoxiao turning around and glaring at him defiantly, Xu Qingfan whacked the girl’s buttocks with the feather duster.

"Ouch~ Xu Qingfan, you better explain yourself first before I hear another word!" Xia Xiaoxiao touched the spot where she had just been hit. Although that darn dog hadn’t hit hard, being spanked in front of everyone was a hit to her dignity!

"Everyone’s saying they don’t remember upon waking up. What more do you want me to explain?" To cover up his own guilt, he hit the girl’s buttocks again.

"Brother Fan, I’m sorry... it was me who drew it," Wu Lingyu could only murmur with her head lowered.

"Brother Qing Fan, it was me and Yiyi who drew those cat whiskers," Lin Wanning didn’t feel scared at all, giggling continuously.

Moreover, Xiao Ruawen’s non-stop giggling drove Xu Qingfan to also crack a smile unconsciously.

"Feeling proud, are you?" he turned his head and glared at the girl.

"Wooh~" Lin Wanning immediately acted like a guilty little girl and turned back to face the white wall, going silent.

"And you, bizarre goose, I don’t even need to ask to know that it was you who drew the repair dog on my face." The feather duster swung through the air, but when it landed, it had barely any force left.

"Goose, goose, goose... that was edible, Brother Fan. It’s a pity you washed it off," Xiao Ruawen covered her buttocks, anticipating that Xu Qingfan might unethically hit her again.

"You guys either draw on my forehead or on my cheeks. Am I some kind of lizard man who can stretch his tongue out to lick himself?" Xu Qingfan grimaced, then switched to hitting the girl’s bare legs.

Although he hadn’t hit very hard, a faint red mark still appeared on Xiao Ruawen’s smooth, white skin.

"Ow~" The girl rubbed the spot where she had just been hit and complained, "Isn’t there still Yu’s edible one!"

Thinking of where Yu had drawn made her burst into uncontrollable laughter again.

"Brother Fan, I’m sorry. I didn’t think it would..." Wu Lingyu didn’t join the laughter, burying her head even lower.

"Alright, alright, I haven’t even had breakfast yet. You guys haven’t forgotten to prepare the breakfast, have you?" Xu Qingfan initially hadn’t planned to be harsh with them.

"No way!" Contrary to her usual self, Wu Lingyu firmly grabbed his hand, "Brother Fan, just spank me."

However, when she said the word "spank," her accumulated momentum dissipated instantly, and she reverted to her usual quail-like self.

"Hmm?"

Including Xu Qingfan, all five of them stared at Yu with a peculiar look, as such niche phrases were almost never heard in everyday conversation.

Feeling shy under their gaze, Wu Lingyu’s cheeks turned a light red, and she couldn’t bear to look directly at anyone, though she couldn’t help stealing glances at the young man, feeling an inexplicable mix of shyness and... excitement.

"Wrongdoings must be punished, or you won’t avoid the same mistakes next time," she whispered, her voice as faint as a mosquito’s.

"Pfft!" If this were a movie, everyone would have collapsed in laughter by now.

But Wu Lingyu was indeed such a person, so the four girls simultaneously turned their gazes to Xu Qingfan.

Soon.

Wu Lingyu was pressed onto the dining table by Xiao Ruawen and Xia Xiaoxiao from either side, with the feather duster-holder Xu Qingfan standing behind, and beside were Lin Wanning and Zhang Yiyi, hand-in-hand, watching the spectacle.

"Do you realize your mistake?" he asked procedurally before spanking.

"Brother Fan, I know my mistake, I won’t dare do it again," Wu Lingyu swore with her eyes closed.

Moments later, her cheeks flushed red as she covered the spot just spanked, enduring the teasing from the four girls.

"Alright, where’s my breakfast? You didn’t forget to prepare it, did you?"

Once Xu Qingfan returned after placing down the feather duster, they quickly went back to a united front.

The five girls moved together behind Xu Qingfan, pushing him toward the kitchen.

"What’s going on? You don’t expect me, the birthday boy, to cook breakfast for you, do you?" Xu Qingfan looked back at the five girls skeptically, but they all kept silent in perfect understanding.

Upon reaching the kitchen door, he was pushed by the five from behind, stumbling a few steps before steadying himself. Looking up, he found five bowls of identical noodles placed on the cabinet.

Apart from the different colors of the bowls and chopsticks, including the thickness of the noodles and the arrangement of the vegetables, it was hard to tell any differences at a glance.

This next part was Zhang Yiyi’s idea, and naturally, she had to explain: "These five bowls of noodles were made by us individually. Brother, guess which one each of us made. If you guess right, there’s a surprise!"

Xu Qingfan flicked the girl’s forehead, "And if I guess wrong, there’s a punishment, right?"

Zhang Yiyi took a small step back, crossing her index fingers, and said with a smile, "If you guess wrong, there’s no punishment, oh!"

"Qing Fan, brother, come on, eat! It won’t taste good when it’s cold," Lin Wanning urged sweetly, her eyes twinkling playfully.

"Alright, I’ll eat now," Xu Qingfan said, lifting the first bowl of noodles. It tasted very homemade, and he couldn’t discern anything particular.

There were only a few bites in the bowl. After finishing the first bowl, he didn’t rush to guess but continued with the second bowl.

It tasted just like the first, and after drinking the noodles and soup, he proceeded to the third bowl, then the fourth, and the fifth.

All had the same taste!

Xu Qingfan glanced over the faces of the five girls, imitating Kudo Shinichi’s signature move, he pushed up his glasses and said, "The truth is singular, and that is you all made these five bowls of noodles together!"

"Darn!"

"Brother Qing Fan is so impressive!"

"I told you Brother Fan could guess it!"

"Hahaha~ Xiao Xiao, you lost, just admit it!"

The five girls seemed to have a bet, and Xia Xiaoxiao, annoyed, stomped her foot before pushing Xu Qingfan away.

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"Hey~ Can someone explain to me first, what are we going to do now?" He was once again pushed away from the kitchen by the five girls without any say in the matter.

"You’ll know once you follow us, Brother Fan!"

"It’s something good, Brother Qing Fan!"

"A reward for Brother!"

"...."

Ten minutes later.

Xu Qingfan looked at Xia Xiaoxiao, who had completely transformed, and uncontrollably swallowed his saliva.

Xia Xiaoxiao, now wearing a black silky maid costume, stood cutely before him.

Since it was her first time wearing this in front of Xu Qingfan, she shyly bit her lip, her face flushed with a touch of red, yet exuding an unwilling spirit as she struggled to maintain her dignity.

Seeing him continuously staring at her long silky legs, Xia Xiaoxiao felt a secret thrill, but at the same time, she clenched her fist as if safeguarding her tsundere nature and glared at him with a fierce expression.

"What are you looking at, turn around and give me a massage!"

Xu Qingfan felt it was spot-on, just the kind of playful look followed by being sternly stepped on.

Not daring to think too much for fear that his brain would be controlled by some strange thoughts, Xu Qingfan obediently turned around.

"Heehee~ Isn’t it nice to look at, Brother Qing Fan? Yiyi and I have them too, but it’s a pity you guessed it right!" Lin Wanning complained that Brother Qing Fan was staring too hard at Xiao Xiao and teased him.

"Nonsense, I don’t like these things at all!" Xu Qingfan put on an upright gentleman’s pose, only he didn’t know why his normally straight back bent suddenly.

"I don’t know who had their eyes glued just a moment ago." Xia Xiaoxiao felt quite proud inside, standing behind him massaging his shoulders.

"It’s not just Brother Fan, I can’t take my eyes off either!" Xiao Ruawen couldn’t resist and reached out to stroke her silky thigh.

"Hey~ get away!"

"Yu, come and feel it, it’s really comfortable!"

"Ah... Me... never mind." Wu Lingyu was just spacing out thinking about the expression Brother Fan would have when he saw her in stockings. Now looking at Xu Qingfan again, she couldn’t help but start blushing.

Zhang Yiyi raised her camera and took many angled shots of Maid Xiao Xiao to show her brother later!

When it was time to massage the legs, Xu Qingfan was finally able to admire Maid Xiao Xiao again.

High heels, black stockings, a bow tie—what kind of combination wouldn’t be confusing?

Especially with the girl squatting right now, the smooth and glossy black stockings contouring the skin, showcasing tempting curves.

"Seen enough?" Seeing Xu Qingfan not even blinking, the girl sharply pinched his thigh.

"Hiss~ you irresponsible maid, how dare you hit your master!"

"Hehe... just... just joking." Seeing Xia Xiaoxiao’s hands ready at a moment’s notice to pinch him again, Xu Qingfan quickly changed his tune.

"Hmph~" Xia Xiaoxiao herself was actually very shy inside, she would definitely not wear such revealing clothes in front of others normally!

But Xu Qingfan was not just anyone, and today was the dog’s birthday.

[What a bargain for him!]

After a perfunctory massage, Xia Xiaoxiao, with a flushed face, ran out of the bedroom.

Having someone accompany her would have been fine, but being alone in front of the dog in that outfit would have really been social suicide.

After the black stockings disappeared from sight, Xu Qingfan reluctantly withdrew his gaze, asking:

"What other tricks do you have to test the cadre, bring them all on!"

"Yeah, the next one involves all five of us wearing maid outfits and massaging you, Brother Fan!" Xiao Ruawen teased.

"Okay, okay, when do we start?" Xu Qingfan’s eyes brightened, asking as he gaze at the trembling chest of the girl.

"Haha~ you’re such a silly boy, Brother Fan, always thinking of the perks!"

"The next event for Brother Qing Fan is outdoors, the massage isn’t happening so soon." Lin Wanning checked the memo on her phone.

"Is there really a massage?"

"Heehee~"

"It’s a secret!"

Once Xia Xiaoxiao changed back into her usual clothes, Xu Qingfan was once again pushed away by the five people.

This morning was destined to be anything but calm...