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Diary of Guarding Monster Girls-Chapter 356 - 252 Eliza: Don’t look at me! (4K, additional 78)_2
What a scene, wow!
Really just thinking about it feels thrilling.
Herbert hesitated for a moment, then couldn’t help but grin.
Didn’t think this idea was so great before, but now—it really is interesting, isn’t it?
Making big moves in a place where you definitely won’t die, safe and exciting.
Isn’t that wonderful?
"Alright! Into the tiger’s den to obtain a tiger cub! Let’s do it!"
Herbert took a deep breath, then pushed open the teleportation gate and returned to a corner of the Endless Maze.
Once back in the Endless Maze, he wasted no time, immediately opening a second teleportation gate and diving in headfirst.
Click, clack!
All movements were fluid and extremely smooth, taking no more than half a second in total.
And just under five seconds after Herbert vanished, a shout suddenly came from afar.
"...Huh? He’s back! Over there!"
"Chase!"
Another five seconds passed, and two figures charged forward violently.
Boom!
The two Monster Girls, who were supposed to attack each other, appeared together, arriving simultaneously!
Unfortunately, Herbert had already escaped long ago, leaving them to rush at nothing.
"Tsk, he got away again!"
"Hmph!"
Valentina and Fremay once again let Herbert slip away, both looking slightly displeased.
Yeah, quite unhappy indeed.
We really are going to get angry!
"...Hmph."
"...Ha."
The two turned their heads, silently exchanging a glance, then pouted and turned away from each other.
At this moment, the same thought naturally rose in their hearts—
It’s all your fault!
...
...
Prison of Darkness.
Herbert landed perfectly and smiled slightly at the door, raising an eyebrow smugly.
"Alright, successfully escaped again!"
What Legendary Giant Dragon? What Legendary Sea Siren?
Nothing special.
They’re all no match for me.
Dear sisters, you still need more practice~
After basking in the glory of his escape skills for a moment, Herbert withdrew his gaze and looked around at his surroundings once more.
This time, he had deliberately set up the teleportation gate outside the Black Iron Coffin, with the intent of not getting intercepted halfway by Svanni and directly disturbing Eliza.
"Let’s see who’s back?"
He turned and greeted warmly, ready to offer a big bleeding (physical) compensation.
But upon clearly seeing the other’s state, his expression became peculiar.
"Hey! Eliza, happy to see you! The first person I meet after coming back is... you? Huh?"
Herbert fell silent.
He stared blankly at the skirt stuck in the middle of the coffin cover, bewilderedly blinking his eyes.
Hi!
Turns out it’s a rear end, I thought it was a sea anemone!
...But a rear end doesn’t make sense!? Why is it a rear end?
Herbert pondered what the scene before him meant, with several thoughts flickering through his mind.
Guess one: The treasure chest monster evolved into the mimic stage, learning to use humanoid bait to capture more prey.
Guess two: Eliza was playing the "Step Brothers, I’m Stark!" game, preparing to seduce the Paladin role model, Prison Warden Herbert.
Guess three: Eliza was engaging in a unique PLAY, outsiders unable to comprehend the mystery within.
Guess four: This foolish vampire encountered an accident during attempted escapes, and then "accidentally" got stuck in the coffin while returning, ending in this awkward predicament.
"..."
Herbert thought for a moment and decisively ruled out the fourth guess.
I’ve heard this one before!
Things like "accidentally sat." "Released eels to unblock the drain, but one slipped in while using the toilet." "Friends messing around and slipped in."
You cunning folks, stop making excuses!
How could there be such coincidences in the world? So many accidents?
It wasn’t a coincidence.
It wasn’t an accident.
There’s only one truth—you did this on purpose!
Although one option was ruled out, the remaining three guesses couldn’t be clarified.
But whichever one, it seems there’s little difference.
Uh-oh.
Eliza catered this for me.
"This person does so much for Holy Blood? Prepared to sell her looks."
This...
Is it really so addictive, so enticing to eat?
Just as Herbert was contemplating, his eyelid suddenly twitched, and his expression became subtle.
Because, just now, he noticed that the seemingly calm body suddenly began to tremble lightly.
Click, click, click...
The enormous Black Iron Coffin gently vibrated with her body, making clicking sounds.
Moreover, the trembling frequency grew larger and more intense.
"Hiss...what’s going on?"
The vampire trapped in the coffin seemed to be immersed in her own world, unaware of Herbert’s discreet arrival.
She closed her eyes tightly, bit her lip hard, only a few very low sounds leaked from her shut mouth.
"Mm! Ah! Mm—"
Moments later, as the vampire’s body tremor reached its peak.
Click! Click! Click!
While Herbert contemplated whether Eliza intended to free herself from the coffin through this peculiar method, her body suddenly ground to a halt without warning.
Everything returned to peace.
All trembling vanished.
Next, the tensed body relaxed, legs stretching down to the ground, the entire vampire languidly flopping over.
Herbert: ¿
At this instant, witnessing the scene, the white-haired youth seemed to have suddenly understood something.
This picture, I’ve seen it somewhere indescribable.
He softly moved his nose, lips twitching slightly.
Are you alright with this?
He took a glance to confirm Eliza’s hands were securely pinned inside the coffin... how on earth was that achieved?
So, she reached the peak purely through imagination?
Eliza, why such a good imagination?
And all of it’s used for this?
Eliza’s image grew grander in Herbert’s heart.
Really a remarkable girl.
After hesitating for a while, Herbert’s lips suddenly curved upwards.
Feels like it might be fun to scare her now!
Just as this thought popped up, his body went ahead to act automatically.
Amidst the vampire enjoying the aftertaste, this person who shouldn’t be here casually spoke up.
"Ahem... um, Miss Eliza? Are you okay?"
"You seem sick, do you need me to examine you?"
As Herbert’s teasing words were uttered, a loud banging sound immediately came from the coffin.
Thunk!!!
That sharp sound, like someone fiercely punched the coffin lid—must have been a fist, right? Surely no one would use their head to bang?
"Who!!?"
The coffin mimicking monster became extremely agitated in its panic.
"Who’s there...wait! Herbert!"
Eliza first showed fear, then after smelling the scent, relaxed, then panicked upon realizing.
The vampire lady’s emotions changed thrice in one second, leaving Herbert astonished.
Really interesting.
"Did you see just now!!?"
Being unable to see behind, Eliza didn’t know Herbert’s current posture, nor his reaction.
Did he see?
No way, when did he get here?
He...
Thinking about these more, her mind grew more chaotic, feeling a peculiar thrill.
This isn’t good!
Eliza’s body jolted, excitedly shouting: "You, you, you, go away! Hurry, leave!"
Upon realizing something amiss, she could only helplessly shout:
"Leave, don’t look at me! You mustn’t look—"
While hastily yelling, under intense stimulation, Eliza’s body began shaking again.
Click, click, click...
As her body reached the threshold, Eliza’s mind tilted into collapse under strong stimuli.
Click!
Tensed legs kicked violently, the vampire once again became limp.
She, a dignified Legendary Vampire, a formidable figure capable of slaying dragons...
At this moment, fell asleep like an infant.







