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Douluo: Danheng just want to avoid trouble, Gu Yuena Pursues.-Chapter 184: Yu Xiaogang Becomes a Clown Again, A Double Celebration
Chapter 184 - 184: Yu Xiaogang Becomes a Clown Again, A Double Celebration
Outside Blue Tyrant Academy.
A strong, burly man was shouting loudly.
It was none other than Tang Xiao, who had flown into a rage after seeing his sister nearly disfigured.
Previously, he had been held back by Tang Yuehua and couldn't find a chance to deal with Yu Xiaogang.
Now that he was free, he couldn't hold back any longer!
His little sister had suffered so much for the sake of the Clear Sky Sect.She still didn't have a good husband. It pained him to see it.
And now Yu Xiaogang, that bastard, not only ruined Tang Yuehua's reputation and caused a bunch of people to come confront her, he even nearly got her disfigured?
What kind of brother could tolerate that?
He was shouting on the training grounds when someone quickly appeared at the gate—Zhao Wuji, who said irritably:
"Who the hell is yelling? You got a death wish—"
Halfway through his sentence, Zhao Wuji went silent the moment he saw Tang Xiao.
Though Tang Xiao was over ten years older than Tang Hao, because Tang Hao looked haggard and worn, the two actually looked quite similar.
At a quick glance, you might think they were the same person!
Especially with the same build, aura, and voice. Zhao Wuji instantly remembered the... shall we say, memorable encounter he once had with Tang Hao in the woods.
Now that Tang Xiao had finally caught someone, he charged forward and grabbed Zhao Wuji by the collar.
Zhao Wuji, who normally acted like a tyrant in front of others, looked like a little chick in front of Tang Xiao—utterly obedient.
That familiar aura made him immediately realize this guy was absolutely not someone to mess with!
"Your Excellency... What brings you here?" Zhao Wuji said with a sheepish smile.
"You know Yu Xiaogang?" Tang Xiao asked coldly.
Zhao Wuji replied meekly, "I... I'm also from Shrek Academy. But, if Your Excellency is here to kill Yu Xiaogang, I absolutely can't tell you where he is..."
Tang Xiao sneered. "At least you've got some loyalty. But I'm not here to kill him—just to give him a memory he'll never forget."
Zhao Wuji instantly grinned. "Then you've come to the right person, Your Excellency! I'd be happy to take you there. Let me lead the way—don't let him run!"
"..." Tang Xiao was stunned.
What's going on here?Just a second ago he was acting all righteous, but as soon as he heard I want to deal with Yu Xiaogang, he's all too eager to help?
He had no idea—Yu Xiaogang was infamous for pretending to be virtuous in front of the Shrek crowd.
Even when he was clearly in the wrong, he'd stubbornly refuse to admit it.
Someone like Zhao Wuji, who was rough around the edges, couldn't stand "intellectuals" like Yu Xiaogang who acted high and mighty while lacking integrity. If it weren't for Flender standing in the way, Zhao Wuji would've beaten him up long ago!
Now that Tang Xiao was here to do the job, Zhao Wuji couldn't be happier.
"Lead the way..."
Before Tang Xiao could finish his sentence, after letting go of Zhao Wuji—
A few people appeared at the gate.
It was Flender and Yu Xiaogang.
Flender said, "Zhao Wuji, what the hell is going on? Haven't you finished—"
Mid-sentence, Flender froze as well. Having met Tang Hao before, he could guess Tang Xiao's identity.
"Haven't finished tidying up the courtyard?"
"Your Excellency, you..."
Flender immediately put on a friendly smile and tried to cozy up.
Tang Xiao shoved him aside with a slap and strode toward Yu Xiaogang.
Yu Xiaogang, seeing the larger man approaching, slightly changed expression.
"You... What do you want with me? Maybe there's been a misunderstanding. If this is about the face mask issue, go find the Heavenly Water Girl Group—they're the ones who made it!"
"If it's about something else, you should take it up with the Spirit Hall! I've been giving them strategic guidance—I'm one of their key advisors..."
At that point, Yu Xiaogang seemed to regain some confidence.
He puffed out his chest and tried to project authority.
Even a Title Douluo, upon hearing that Yu Xiaogang was an important person in the Spirit Hall, should think twice about provoking him.
Tang Xiao's lips curled into a deadly smile—his killing intent grew stronger.
He wouldn't have been so angry... if Yu Xiaogang hadn't brought up the Spirit Hall.
"SMACK...!!!"
Tang Xiao's large palm landed heavily on Yu Xiaogang's face.
Yu Xiaogang spun several times like a top.
He was completely stunned. Just as he started to collapse, a hand caught him.
He instinctively said, "Thank you."
Then he saw it was Tang Xiao.
Yu Xiaogang clutched his swelling face and trembled.
"Don't..."
SMACK!
Another slap, this time to the other cheek.
Yu Xiaogang spun in the opposite direction.
Flender moved to intervene, but Zhao Wuji held him back and whispered the situation in his ear.
Once Flender heard that Tang Xiao wouldn't kill Yu Xiaogang, he gave up on stopping it.
He also kind of wanted to hit Yu Xiaogang.
That guy was just too arrogant!
SMACK...!!!
SMACK...!!!
Slap after slap, Yu Xiaogang was completely dazed, like his soul had been slapped right out of his body.
More and more soul masters from Blue Tyrant Academy gathered to watch.
They quickly recognized who Yu Xiaogang was and just enjoyed the show.
After more than a dozen slaps, Tang Xiao finally stopped.
"Useless trash! If I hear you've harmed someone again, next time it won't just be your face that suffers!"
With a cold snort, Tang Xiao strode off.
Yu Xiaogang collapsed to the ground, panting heavily, his face swollen like a pig's head—probably unrecognizable even to his own mother.
"Damn it..."Yu Xiaogang muttered weakly.
His voice was full of hatred.
"I'll... I'll report this to... the Spirit Hall... Have him killed..."
Flender shook his head. Even in this state, Yu Xiaogang still tried to act like a big shot.
"Get a healing-type soul master for him. He's gonna need some serious rest now."
Flender said lightly, barely suppressing a laugh.
Zhao Wuji shouted, "On it!" Then he turned to Yu Xiaogang with mock concern:
"Master, does your face hurt? Want me to get you an ice pack?"
He deliberately touched Yu Xiaogang's face.
Yu Xiaogang rolled his eyes in pain. "Don't... don't touch me... it hurts..."
Zhao Wuji burst out laughing and said to Flender, "No good, Boss Flender, the master's in serious condition! We need a stretcher to carry him to the infirmary!"
"No... don't..."
Yu Xiaogang, still conscious, shook his head.
If he got carried out like that, he'd be the laughingstock of Blue Tyrant Academy!
How could he live with that?
Flender smiled. "Xiaogang! Don't worry about troubling us! We're all brothers here—it's the least we can do! Don't just stand around, everyone, come on!"
The Shrek crew responded enthusiastically, quickly bringing over a stretcher and placing Yu Xiaogang on it.
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Yu Xiaogang, unwilling, tried to get up—but a teacher gently pushed him back down, saying:
"Master, you mustn't move. Just relax and leave everything to us!"
"!!!"
Yu Xiaogang was so angry he was in tears.
He covered his face with his hands, trying to hide his identity.
But he was too recognizable—he couldn't hide!
And once someone asked who was on the stretcher...
The crowd would gleefully answer, "It's Yu Xiaogang! The master of our Shrek Academy!"
"You're wondering what happened? Oh, just a little scuffle—he got injured!"
People gathered around to take a look.
When they saw Yu Xiaogang's swollen, pig-like face, they burst into joyful laughter.
Among the Shrek crew, only Flender barely held in his laugh, letting out some snorting sounds instead.
"..."
At that moment, tears of helplessness trickled from Yu Xiaogang's eyes.
—
That evening.
After treatment by healing-type soul masters, Yu Xiaogang's swelling had mostly gone down.
But the color remained—his face was still red as a monkey's butt.
What hit him hardest wasn't the physical pain, but the humiliation.
He had just acted all high and mighty in front of the crowd... only to be ruthlessly slapped down in public.
Now, he had to change people's perception of him—Otherwise, he'd be a permanent laughingstock.
At that moment, Hu Liena came in, eyes red, claiming that Dan Heng had bullied her and asking Yu Xiaogang to stand up for her and expel him.
Yu Xiaogang instantly flew into a rage, ready to go teach Dan Heng a lesson.
He couldn't beat a real opponent, but surely he could handle some ordinary librarian, right?
But Hu Liena didn't want him to go that far. She just wanted Dan Heng kicked out of Blue Tyrant Academy.
Yu Xiaogang thought for a moment, then nodded and said:
"Alright! Let's go see Liu Erlong. She's not only the head of the academy, but also an old friend of mine. Getting rid of a librarian is just a matter of one sentence."
And so, Yu Xiaogang took Hu Liena and went to find Liu Erlong.
To vent his anger for Hu Liena, Yu Xiaogang didn't care whether Liu Erlong was resting. He knocked on the door loudly—bang bang bang.
Before long, he woke Liu Erlong.
She opened the door, her face full of annoyance, and asked warily, "Yu Xiaogang, what are you doing knocking on my door in the middle of the night instead of sleeping?!"
If it were before, Liu Erlong would've just pulled Yu Xiaogang inside and let things happen.
But now, she was instead guarded against him, more afraid of any scandal between them.
Yu Xiaogang, acting overly familiar, said, "Let's talk inside."
Liu Erlong was about to stop him, but seeing Hu Liena behind him, she curled her lip and didn't block them anymore.
She didn't offer them any hospitality and yawned, asking bluntly and ungracefully:"So? What's the matter?"
Yu Xiaogang paused for a moment, then said, "Erlong, the relationship between us... decades of friendship..."
Liu Erlong squinted at him, immediately realizing—this guy was here to ask for a favor!
He started with their history—clearly buttering her up. But she was no longer one to be swayed so easily.
"If you've got something to say, say it. Don't go off-topic."
Yu Xiaogang nodded, "Alright then. I want you to fire a librarian. Since it's your academy, I spoke to him directly, but he doesn't know our relationship, so he won't leave willingly."
Liu Erlong frowned slightly, "Which librarian? What's his name?"
Yu Xiaogang smiled faintly, "Dan Heng."
"..." Liu Erlong stared at Yu Xiaogang.
He explained, "That man's hands aren't clean, and he's rude. Erlong, you should—"
"Yu Xiaogang, I doubt those are the real reasons. You brought her here. You're only bringing this up because of her, aren't you?"
Liu Erlong immediately saw through it.
Yu Xiaogang froze for a second, looking a bit awkward.
Asking his "ex-girlfriend" to help his current one—yeah, that was a bit tasteless.
Hu Liena nodded, putting on a wronged expression, "That Dan Heng is too much! He... he harassed me..."
Upon hearing this, Liu Erlong suddenly burst out laughing, doubling over and wiping tears from the corners of her eyes.
"Him? Mister Dan Heng harassed you?"
Her laughter was loud and completely unrestrained, filled with contempt toward Hu Liena.
Hu Liena looked embarrassed and slightly guilty.Had she been found out?
Yu Xiaogang, displeased, said, "Liu Erlong! Don't be like that! This is a serious matter! You must handle this seriously! Otherwise, you're not giving me any respect!"
He said this to also show Hu Liena—he was standing up for her.
Wasn't that proof enough they could make things work?
Liu Erlong nodded, her smile vanishing. Her face turned cold in an instant, almost like flipping a switch.
"This must be handled seriously. Absolutely."
Yu Xiaogang was satisfied, "That's more like—"
"Starting tomorrow, you—Hu Liena, was it? Since you're not from our Blue Tyrant Academy, you're not welcome here anymore! Our academy does not welcome you!"
Liu Erlong said coldly.
"What?" Hu Liena and Yu Xiaogang were both stunned.
Neither expected Liu Erlong's idea of handling it "seriously" meant expelling Hu Liena instead of Dan Heng?
Yu Xiaogang was completely dumbfounded—was Liu Erlong really going to tear apart decades of friendship over a librarian?
"Erlong, are you out of your mind?"
Yu Xiaogang still couldn't believe it.
Liu Erlong snorted and shook her head, "Out of my mind? No, I'm perfectly clear-headed! Mister Dan Heng is a very important part of Blue Tyrant Academy! I will not fire him for anyone!"
"And as for your little girlfriend, falsely accusing Mister Dan Heng—she must leave Blue Tyrant Academy! No one can stop this!"
Her voice was stern, pointing right at Hu Liena's nose.
She wasn't joking, not one bit. There wasn't even the slightest room for regret.
Now that she knew they were targeting Mister Dan Heng—
She would not give them any leeway!
Hu Liena stood frozen. She had come thinking she'd teach Dan Heng a lesson, but she was the one being kicked out instead?
Now she didn't even dare face Dan Heng.
What a humiliation!!!
Yu Xiaogang froze, then gritted his teeth, "Erlong! If you won't let Nana in, then I'm leaving too!"
Liu Erlong's heart ached—Yu Xiaogang was really standing on Hu Liena's side.
But she quickly sneered, "Your legs are on your own body. I can't stop you."
"Fine!!!"
Yu Xiaogang stormed off in anger, trying to grab Hu Liena's hand, but she subtly avoided him.
The two had stormed in full of anger and self-righteousness, and now they left just as furiously.
Meanwhile, in the dungeons beneath the Spirit Hall in Heaven Dou City...
Several black-clad figures suddenly rushed in, knocking out the prison guards and rescuing a prisoner held in a cell.
"Patriarch! We said it before—Bibi Dong is a madwoman! She wants to wipe us all out! There's no use hoping for her mercy!"
"Well, now look! All the soul master clans have turned against her! We even set the Spirit Hall on fire!"
"She must be taught a lesson! We soul master clans are not pushovers!"
"..."
(End of Chapter)