How to Enjoy a Common Sense-Altering World-Chapter 40 Groper-Friendly Subway (2) (18+)

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Chapter 40 Groper-Friendly Subway (2)

It feels refreshing.

As expected, rather than being cooped up at home,

People should go out, rape, and impregnate others.

Looking around with a refreshed mind,

Women sprawled on the floor with bellies swollen like full-term pregnancies convulsed and sprayed semen.

"Ohh♡! No more can fit♡!"

"Unghh♡! I'm a mother now too♡."

Spurt! Spurt!

Thanks to that, the floor was a mix of semen and love juices,

Reverberating with a lewd smell.

I've enjoyed the general car enough, should I move on to the next car?

I immediately took out my certificate,

And opened the door to the next car.

I couldn't close my mouth at the shocking sight.

"Ms. Shin Min-ah. Am I seeing this correctly?"

"Huh? Is something strange?"

This is why common sense alteration is scary.

Seeing a sight like this,

One would normally be shocked or appalled.

But Shin Min-ah looked at me strangely, as if I was weird for being surprised.

I sighed and listened to Shin Min-ah's explanation.

"This car is the exercise car."

"Exercise... car?"

A sight reminiscent of a gym.

Women wearing tank tops and see-through leggings.

But unlike a gym,

The exercise equipment had dildos attached.

"Now starting 50 pussy squats!"

"Starting♡!"

Women doing squats at the trainer's instruction.

But there was a cord hanging between their legs,

With a heavy weight attached at the end.

Checking where the cord was tied,

I discovered it was connected to a dildo inserted in their pussies.

Do they call that kind of thing exercise?

Isn't this the abyss of the common sense-altered world?

"That's a pussy squat, an exercise to increase vaginal pressure."

"You know quite a lot about it."

"I often use it on my way to work."

To think there was a regular user right next to me.

It certainly seemed effective judging by how tight she was.

Should I make my sex slaves do it too?

It's not particularly bad.

Isn't it good to train in advance?

"Member, let's try 1kg today."

"Yes♡!"

Squelch! Squelch! Squelch! Squelch!

I looked to see what they were doing this time.

Lying on the floor with legs spread, they inserted a dildo attached to a dumbbell,

Then shook it violently.

I understood the pussy squats earlier.

There was a legitimate reason of training vaginal pressure.

But I don't understand why they're doing that.

Just then, Shin Min-ah possessed by a speed wagon again explained:

"That's masturbation training."

"Mastur... what?"

"Young people these days are used to vibrating dildos. They often can't thrust dildos themselves. So they train like that."

To think there's a world where people train masturbation.

I say I like the common sense-altered world, but

This is too hard to accept.

Is this really the common sense-altered world?

Gathering my dazed thoughts,

As I moved forward, a new shock assaulted me.

"Ms. Shin Min-ah. What kind of exercise is that?"

I can't tell even by looking now.

They inserted rubber cloth between their legs,

And rubbed it back and forth in a strange exercise.

Having no choice, I asked Shin Min-ah for commentary again.

But this time Shin Min-ah narrowed her eyes and answered:

"I don't know about that one either."

"Huh?"

"Member! I've told you many times that's not how you do it!"

Just then, the trainer urgently stopped a woman using the rubber cloth strangely.

It seems she was using the equipment in a weird way.

There are people like that sometimes.

People who use equipment strangely, as if they learned it on purpose somewhere.

I never thought I'd see it in the common sense-altered world,

And in a subway gym no less.

More importantly, how are you supposed to exercise with that?

"Oh, did you want to use it?"

"No, that's not it."

Just then, the trainer who belatedly noticed us spoke friendly.

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Though female, she wasn't a trainer for nothing.

Clear chocolate abs were carved on her abdomen.

I heard it takes a lot of effort for a woman to have abs like that.

Does this kind of exercise actually help?

"I'm sorry. We don't have exercise equipment for men."

The trainer apologized, thinking I was interested in exercising

Since I was staring at the equipment.

I reassured her it was fine, since I don't like exercising

And had no intention of using such equipment.

I'm training through sex anyway,

So there's no need to go to the gym.

"By the way, how do you use this?"

"Oh, you mean this."

I pointed at the rubber cloth that was being used strangely earlier.

The trainer said she'd demonstrate and picked up the rubber cloth.

"Roughly♡! Like this♡! You exercise like this♡!"

"Ah, I see..."

Is this really the proper way to use it?

The exercise using the rubber cloth was quite shocking.

Until just a moment ago,

I thought "How vulgar can it be with just a rubber cloth?"

...I hated my past self for thinking so naively.

To think they'd hang the rubber cloth on their nipples and wave it like waves.

The original must be the exercise of swinging ropes, right?

I can't even guess what kind of effects this has.

Should this kind of exercise even exist in the world?

Perhaps the devil created this?

'No, even the devil wouldn't make something like this and call it exercise.'

If the devil had any sense,

They wouldn't make this kind of thing and call it exercise.

Thanking the trainer for demonstrating,

I hurried my steps towards the next car as if fleeing.

***

Finally arriving at the 4th car.

Due to the shock received in the exercise car,

I was on full alert for what kind of outrageous space would appear this time.

But it was a surprisingly ordinary subway interior.

So ordinary I momentarily thought I had returned to the general car.

It wasn't much different from the general car.

The only difference was that there were no seats?

'What on earth is this place?'

Could it be a general car connected on both sides,

With the exercise car in between?

Just then, Shin Min-ah who had belatedly followed exclaimed in admiration:

"We're lucky today. To think we'd come to the trading car."

"What's the trading car?"

Judging by Shin Min-ah's reaction,

It doesn't seem to be a place you can easily encounter.

Just from the name, it's clearly a place for trading something.

But what are they trading?

Surely they're not selling breast milk like a cafe.

And they don't seem to have any goods to sell either.

As questions piled up,

Shin Min-ah added an explanation to resolve my doubts.

"They trade semen."

"...People buy semen? Why?"

I've sold semen before,

But is there any reason to buy semen in a place like this?

Shin Min-ah answered as if it was obvious:

"Of course to get pregnant. Once you get pregnant, support money will pour in. They buy semen aiming for a windfall."

"Ah, I see."

So simply put, it's like a lottery.

You're not guaranteed to get pregnant just by obtaining semen.

But if you succeed, your life becomes affluent - it's a gamble.

But to think there are people who actually buy semen.

There's no need to do this on the subway.

"No. There's no better trading place than here."

"Why?"

"First, you need at least a B grade dick to enter this car."

I see, is that so.

They're using the subway as a sort of filter.

Better dicks produce better semen.

So the chances of pregnancy increase dramatically.

Thinking of it that way, they were quite clever.

"By the way, what's the usual price for semen?"

"It varies depending on market conditions. But checking directly is fastest."

At that, Shin Min-ah approached a nearby woman,

And checked the tag attached to her nipple.

I belatedly followed her and checked the tag.

The conditions and price the woman wanted for semen were listed.

-Limit 200mL of semen.

-2.5 million won per 10mL.

'This is crazy.'

I was shocked that they buy and sell semen in the first place,

But the price was higher than I expected.

I sold 250mL of semen for 1 million won,

But this boasted an incomparably higher price.

Is this normal?

As I looked at Shin Min-ah with a puzzled expression,

She nodded saying that's right.

"The average man ejaculates 4 to 6mL, so this is a reasonable level."

"Is that so?"

So the average man only produces that much.

I usually ejaculate hundreds of milliliters,

So I had no idea how much other men produced.

Then to receive 2.5 million won, you'd need to cum at least twice.

I heard normal people have trouble even doing it twice.

"Are you perhaps selling semen?"

"..."

We must have been talking amongst ourselves too much.

The woman who had been watching asked.

Looking closely, she had a cute squirrel-like face.

The kind that looks like she might stuff her cheeks full of snacks.

To think she's buying semen in a place like this.

Just thinking about it is arousing.

"I'd like to sell, but I ejaculate so much."

"Huh? How much?"

"It's not exact, but about 400mL in measurement tests."

The semen-buying woman was shocked at my words.

Then as if checking her bank balance,

She hurriedly took out her phone and started calculating earnestly.

But no matter how much she calculated, it seemed beyond her means.

She sighed and gave up.

"I'm sorry. It seems difficult even if I take out a loan."

"But can't I set the price as I want?"

"Huh?"

This might sound strange suddenly,

But I definitely want to fuck this woman.

I don't know if the price she suggested is higher or lower than average,

But it doesn't matter if I sell it my own way, right?

"400,000 won each time I cum. If it's less than 400mL, I won't take any money."

"R-really?"

If I just took 400,000 won there might be controversy,

But if I do it for free when it's less than 400mL,

She can feel at ease too, right?

As I expected, she smiled brightly as if finding hope.

"Okay! Then let's trade right away!"

The semen-buying woman immediately leaned against the door and stuck out her butt.

She must be quite excited,

As transparent threads stretched like a spider's web between her legs.

I immediately took off my pants and presented my dick.

The semen-buying woman's eyes widened when she saw my dick.

"Huh, an A grade dick?"

"To be precise, it's an A++ grade dick."

"Th-that's the highest grade dick!"

This woman knows how to judge dicks.

As I rubbed my dick against the semen-buying woman's ass,

Her excited face was reflected in the window.

Are you looking forward to my dick that much?

Then I should live up to those expectations!

"Ohhhh♡! So this is an A++ grade dick♡!"

Squelch!

The semen-buying woman's pussy was soaking wet.

This really is the best pussy for extracting semen.

Unable to wait for her pussy to get used to it,

I shook my hips like a monkey.

"Unghh♡! Not only is the dick huge♡! It's so powerful too♡!"

"It's all because you're so sexy!"

"Ohh♡! This is the first time I've been complimented like that♡!"

Squelch! Squelch! Squelch! Squelch!

Her ass rippled like waves each time I slammed my hips.

It's a bit chubby, making it good for rough pounding.

You'd get life in prison for not spanking an ass like this!

"Unghh♡!"

Slap! Splurt! Splurt!

She sprayed fluids when I spanked her ass.

Your body is so lewd despite your cute face!

Thanks to that, my dick is aroused!

Hurry and take responsibility with that lewd body!

"Ahh♡! I never thought I'd meet a top grade dick in a place like this♡!"

"If you know it's precious, hurry and squeeze your pussy!"

"Yes♡! I'll squeeze hard♡! Please give me thick semen♡!"

"Ungh!"

Squelch squelch squelch squelch!

Every word she says is so arousing I can't stand it.

If you want my semen that badly, I'll pour it all over you.

Pressed against her cervix, I stroked short and fast.

The semen-buying woman's eyes rolled back in the window reflection.

You need to focus now, the semen is about to enter!

"I'm going to cum now, so receive it well!"

"I'll receive it while squeezing my pussy tight♡!"

"Ungh!"

"Eek♡!"

Spurt! Spurt! Spurt! Spurt!

I ejaculated high quality semen worth the money I'm receiving.

Feeling refreshingly drained, I squeezed out the last drop.

Belatedly I realized there was no way to know if it was 400mL.

If we take it out to measure,

The sperm will all die from exposure to air.

How should we measure this?

"A-amazing. 641mL in one ejaculation? Are you perhaps a stud horse?"

"Huh?"

Just then, the semen-buying girl exclaimed while looking at her phone.

Wondering what it was, I checked and saw an alert saying 641mL of semen had entered.

Damn, how can it know the amount of semen that entered her womb?

"Usually a semen measuring device is inserted in the womb. So you can check how much entered like this."

"Ah, I see..."

Well, no matter how advanced phones have become,

It's impossible for them to know the amount of semen that entered the womb.

No, the existence of such a thing is absurd in the first place.

"To think I bought such high quality semen for just 400,000 won. Is it really okay to sell it so cheaply?"

"Of course. Do you perhaps want to buy more?"

"...Gulp!"

I showed her my dick that I had just pulled out,

Still emitting heat.

The semen-buying girl swallowed hard.

There's no need to buy more, but

It's not easy to meet a dick like this.

Surely she can't end it with just this once and leave without regrets?

Unable to escape the A++ grade dick she had tasted once,

She finally stuck out her butt again and asked:

"Then please give me one more load."

"I've been waiting for those words!"

"Ohhhh♡!"

Squelch!

I inserted in one go into the womb of the semen-buying woman who agreed to trade again.

I could feel the semen that had settled earlier sloshing around.

'Ah, is it okay to earn money this easily?'

Fucking the woman I want,

Creampie without responsibility, and even getting paid for it.

What could be happier for a man?

My dick will truly never run dry of love juices.

"Ahh♡! This stud horse dick is amazing♡!"

"Who are you calling a stud horse!"

"Unghh♡! I meant it as a compliment♡!"

Squelch! Squelch! Squelch! Squelch!

Is that considered a compliment too?

Well, even being called arousing is considered a compliment.

Being called like a stud horse must be a compliment for a man.

In the common sense-altered world, having a big dick and ejaculating a lot of semen

Must be the highest praise.

"Alright, take this stud horse semen and get pregnant!"

"Unghh♡! I'll get pregnant♡! So please ejaculate a lot♡!"

"Ungh!"

"Ohhhh♡!"

Spurt! Spurt! Spurt! Spurt!

I ejaculated while pressed against her cervix, telling her not to spill any.

This sensation of forcibly widening the womb while ejaculating.

I'm intoxicated by the sense of superiority that only an A++ grade dick like mine can feel,

A superiority only experienced by superior males.

After finishing ejaculating cleanly, I pulled out my dick.

The semen-buying woman spoke while breathing heavily.

"Th-then I'll send you the money. Please tell me your account number."

"Ah, you can send it here."

I showed her my account number and waited.

Immediately, a large sum of 8 million won was deposited into my account.

To think I'd receive money for creampies.

If you think about it, isn't this basically male prostitution?

'Well, whatever. I got money and fucked a woman. It's a good thing if anything.'

There's no need to think about it so complicatedly.

Good things are just good.

More importantly, it seems others want to buy semen too.

They look on with passionate gazes, drooling.

Then shall I put in effort as a semen-selling man today?

Women hurry over at my gesture.

"I'd like to buy 800mL if possible?"

"I'll buy 10mL for 4 million won!"

"I'll buy unlimited amounts. Please ejaculate everything in me!"

Ah, so this is popularity.

My dick gets rock hard along with my rising smile.

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