I Have A Demon God Simulator-Chapter 494 - : Helping Auntie Train Her Muscles (1)

Chapter 494: Helping Auntie Train Her Muscles (1)

The head that fell to the ground stared at Su Mu, making him somewhat speechless.

Su Mu suspected that he had activated some sort of indescribable buff.

Why did something happen wherever he went?

This village was still fine before.

Even when they were eating just now, the two old men and women were normal people.

But now, a ghostly aura had inexplicably appeared and invaded their bodies!

That was how the previous scene happened.

However, it was also possible that he had hidden it deeper and had not discovered it before.

In short, there was nothing wrong with the food he and Tao Xingyuan had eaten previously.

..

“Young man, help me out. My neck is a little sore.”

Seeing that Su Mu didn’t move, the human head on the ground urged.

Hearing this, Su Mu looked at his squatting body and wanted to say:

“Grandpa, my neck is not sour. My neck fell to the ground.”

After thinking for a while, Su Mu bent down and picked up the head, placing it on his neck.

Strangely enough, even though the human head was separated.

However, there were no bloodstains on his neck, as smooth as if it had been peeled off.

Grandpa Sun had just put on the head and moved it back and forth, but he didn’t see anything strange!

He chuckled as he took a puff of his pipe, then looked at Su Mu with a strange expression and slowly said:

“Young man, aren’t you afraid?”

Hearing this, Su Mu narrowed his eyes slightly.

Grandpa Sun Jianye’s sentence might have two meanings.

The first was whether or not he was afraid of the legendary story of the golden head that he had just told.

The second was whether she was afraid of an old man who could install a brain at will.

After pausing for half a second, Su Mu casually smiled and said:

“Afraid? I’ve never been afraid of anything. It’s just that there are often others who are afraid of people.”

As they spoke, the television in the living room switched on an emergency news broadcast.

“A very dangerous mental patient has appeared in our city!”

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“This person’s name is Su Mu, twenty years old this year. Four days ago, he suddenly fell ill and killed more than forty people in the neighborhood.”

“Last night, there was a major casualty in Ding ‘an Psychiological Hospital. The number of deaths exceeded a hundred. He escaped safely and is suspected to be related to the accident.”

“Please pay attention! This person is extremely dangerous. Please report immediately if you find him!”

“Those who provide effective clues will be rewarded…”

..

With this emergency death broadcast, the strange smile on Grandpa Sun’s face froze.

Su Mu smiled casually:

“Sir, are you afraid?”

The skin on Grandpa Sun’s face twitched, and the frequency of his smoking increased a lot.

Seeing that he didn’t speak, Su Mu explained:

“Sir, don’t believe what the TV says.”

“This is all fake news. They don’t understand the situation.”

“Why would I kill people? Those I killed were all ghosts.”

“Pa da!”

Just as Su Mu finished speaking, Grandpa Sun’s hand shook and the pipe fell to the ground.

“Grandpa, what’s wrong? Was his hand sore and weak? Would his arm fall off too?”

Su Mu asked with concern.

“It’s okay, it’s okay. This is how it is when you’re young.”

“By the way, why hasn’t your aunt come out yet? I’ll go take a look!”

As he spoke, Grandpa Sun picked up the pipe and prepared to go to the kitchen to take a look.

Old woman, be gentler, or else it will be hard to explain!

Grandpa Sun roared in his heart.

Who knew that just as he got up, he was held down by Su Mu.

“Sir, just rest. I’ll do this.”

Feeling the powerful force in Su Mu’s palm, Grandpa Sun helplessly nodded his head, and could only hope that the other young man would be fine.

..

Su Mu held Sun Jianye and strode towards the kitchen.

He was actually not too worried about Tao Xingyuan.

This guy had a strange power protecting his body, so these low-level ghosts shouldn’t be able to hurt him.

Who knew that when he got close to the kitchen, Su Mu heard a strange sound.

“Good luck, good luck! Aunty, you can do it, work harder! Work harder!”

Su Mu’s expression was strange. He pushed open the kitchen door and saw a very strange scene.

Aunt Sun’s headless body was sitting at the kitchen door, and her head was slowly moving closer to her body.

Upon closer inspection, one would discover that the flesh and blood at the severed neck had transformed into tiny tentacles that were slowly wiggling while raising their heads.

As for Tao Xingyuan, he stood near the headless body and cheered with a hot-blooded face.

This was nothing, but what made Su Mu even more speechless was yet to come.

..

Aunt Sun’s head had expended a tremendous amount of effort and was finally about to climb onto her body.

Unexpectedly, at this moment, Tao Xingyuan grabbed its head and threw it out.

The distance between his head and his body was once again stretched infinitely!

One was at the head of the kitchen, while the other was at the back.

The body and the head are forever separated.

The most ridiculous thing was that after doing all this, Tao Xingyuan clenched his fists and cheered for Auntie Sun.

He did not notice that the expression on the head had become extremely ferocious.

“Good luck! Good luck! Auntie, you can definitely do it, add… Eh? Brother, are you here to cheer for Auntie too?”

After noticing Su Mu, Tao Xingyuan looked at him with an innocent expression.

Su Mu’s expression was strange as he asked,

“What are you doing?”

Hearing this, Tao Xingyuan scratched his head shyly, like a child who had been caught doing a good deed.

“No, nothing much. I just want to help auntie exercise her neck muscles.”

“This is what I should do. Big brother, you don’t have to praise me.”

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“What is it? Train the neck muscles?”

Su Mu’s face darkened. He couldn’t keep up with the mental patient’s train of thought.

“Yes, just now, auntie’s head suddenly fell off and she asked me to help her pick it up.”

“I originally wanted to pick it up and return it to her, but on second thought, I couldn’t!”

“The head suddenly fell off. This is a sign of the neck muscles relaxing.”

“What’s the use of just picking up the head? It’s just a temporary solution!”

“So I want to use this method to help auntie train her neck muscles so that her head won’t fall off randomly.”

“Big Brother, think about it. The countryside is full of toilets. Usually, they could pick it up, but what if their heads fell off when they were squatting?”

“Aren’t I very thoughtful?”

Tao Xingyuan looked at Su Mu expectantly. He was just short of writing the words “praise me” on his face.

Su Mu took a deep breath and slapped him on the head as he shouted:

“Pick up the head and put it back! If you continue with this nonsense, I’ll chop off your head too!”

“Oh ~~~”

Tao Xingyuan let out an aggrieved “Oh.” He did not know why his eldest brother was so irritable.

Doesn’t he like to do good deeds?

Or was he afraid that she would steal his limelight?

….

Amidst Tao Xingyuan’s confusion, Auntie Sun’s head was also put back.

After her body and head became one, her expression was ferocious as if she wanted to do something.

At this moment, Grandpa Sun rushed in and stopped her, whispering a few words in her ear.

Hearing this, Aunt Sun’s expression changed, and after glancing at Su Mu, she retreated.

Throughout the entire process, Su Mu and Tao Xingyuan’s expressions did not change at all.

One was fearless, while the other was mentally ill.

If an ordinary person had encountered such a thing, they would have long been frightened to the point of screaming.

After his wife left, Grandpa Sun coughed lightly and asked tentatively,

“Young man, you’ve already eaten. When do you plan to leave?”

“Why don’t you stay for the night?”

“Sure.”

“Are you leaving? Then… Wait, what did you say?”

Grandpa Sun’s face froze as he stared blankly at Su Mu.

“If I say yes, I’ll stay here for a night. Sir, you won’t mind us, right?”

Su Mu asked him with a smile.

Grandpa Sun was really stunned.

He was just being polite. Who would choose to stay in such a ghost village?

But the one in front of me is a group!

Even his underling looked over with anticipation, as if he really wanted to stay.

“I’m exhausted after running for a night. Sir, please let us stay for a night on account of me helping Auntie exercise her neck.”

Tao Xingyuan took the opportunity to display the great merit he had made earlier and looked at Su Mu proudly.

It meant that Boss, don’t worry. With my contribution, Uncle and Auntie will definitely take us in!

I won’t make a great contribution this time?