I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!-Chapter 307: 1 Bamboo, Didn’t I Tell You to Let Go of My Leg?!

Chapter 307: Chapter 307: 1 Bamboo, Didn’t I Tell You to Let Go of My Leg?!

"So close, yet so far!"

Guan Yu reached out her hand, her fingertips fluttering wildly, hoping that the longest finger could touch them.

It felt like even her toes were trying to help.

Ye Mian suddenly stumbled sideways a couple of steps, as if a smooth cylindrical force was preventing them from getting closer.

Mu Qiu watched them both calmly, and as soon as Ye Mian staggered over, Mu Qiu grabbed her wrist.

"Got you!"

Guan Yu squinted as her eager fingers ended up half a meter away from them, making her utter a few exclamations.

"Siiix! Wait for me!"

She boldly took a step forward, swiftly grabbing Ye Mian’s outstretched hand, but the repelling force made her instinctively fall backward.

Mu Qiu was startled, stepping forward quickly, raising her foot while leaning back.

"Sister Guan Yu! Grab the foot!"

Startled by the shout, Guan Yu, with her head thrown back, moved without looking, flailing her free hand in the air and accidentally grabbing Mu Qiu’s ankle.

The three of them formed a bizarre circle—holding hands, holding feet, their bodies leaning outward, resembling a wildly blooming flower if you squint a bit.

Guan Yu: "...Whoa! Three, thank you!"

Mu Qiu: "...Please, don’t call me by my full name; just call me Mu Qiu."

Ye Mian: "If we hold this for half a minute, can we count it as task completed?"

Guan Yu: "Isn’t it supposed to be moving to tears or something?"

Ye Mian: "Just how moved can you be in this situation?"

Mu Qiu: "Maybe we can’t hold on any longer."

Guan Yu and Ye Mian: "???"

Mu Qiu: "I’m on one leg here, barely holding on, and Sister Guan Yu, could you stop pulling on my pants leg!?"

Guan Yu: "...Three, hang in there! I’ll let you go soon!"

"Letting go would mean we failed this attempt! Three, Three, how much longer can you hold on?!" Ye Mian also started calling her Three.

Three herself closed her eyes, accepting her fate: "Three can’t hold on any longer! One Chicken, Six, I might have to take the plunge!"

One Chicken: "You can’t! Three, hold tight; just two more seconds, I’ll pull you over by the leg, and you two hold onto each other tightly!"

Mu Qiu was shocked: "No, no, no, no, no... Aah!"

Six Ye Mian and One Chicken Guan Yu collided, then were pushed apart by an invisible force, with Guan Yu falling to the ground and Ye Mian sliding elegantly to the side.

As for Three herself, she landed in a perfect split.

After a moment of silence at the moment of landing.

The entire beach erupted in thunderous laughter.

It wasn’t just Li Yang and the others; it was also the staff, the director, and even the laughter of the tourists outside could be heard. 𝕗𝗿𝕖𝐞𝐰𝗲𝕓𝐧𝕠𝕧𝗲𝐥.𝚌𝐨𝚖

Mu Qiu: Damn.

[I was prepared for a side-splitting laugh, but I didn’t expect this!]

[Three: One Chicken, didn’t I tell you to let go of the leg?!]

[Three’s split transformed her into a line of hahahahahahahaha]

[Mu Qiu: Luckily, I’m flexible enough, or I’d end up in the hospital!]

[I laughed so hard I started snorting like a pig]

[This show is too damn funny]

[Word of advice: Don’t eat anything while watching this show! Still recovering from that spicy pepper! :) ]

[Didn’t expect the split, though]

[Mu Qiu: National team, did you see that? Not sure if me being pulled into a split counts as valid?]

[Kudos to the pants for holding up well]

[I had to close my eyes watching; if it were me, my legs would snap right here]

[Imagine Mu Qiu walking back in a horse-stance when she gets up!]

[Stop it; I can already picture it]

[Damn hahaha!]

[Camera guy, hold steady! Don’t shake the camera!]

[Camera guy: We’re trained professionals, we never laugh, except when we absolutely can’t help it]

The director was watching the live program on a computer, the screen completely covered with scrolling comments, layers of hahahahaha making the guests invisible.

The director, not closing the comments, grinned behind the script with eyes squinted, while the nearby camera guy laughed so hard the camera shook, and the bandana-wearing crew leaned against him, laughing too much to film.

The parties involved were laughing with abandon.

Of course, the one laughing uncontrollably wasn’t Three herself.

Mu Qiu stayed in the split position, calming down for half a minute, then flopped to the left, curling her legs slowly into a mushroom-like ball.

Let her just vanish here; she feels the world isn’t worth it.

When Guan Yu and the others finally stopped their boisterous laughter, they remembered to help Mu Qiu up.

Guan Yu: "Three, sorry, things didn’t go as planned."

Ye Mian: "Get up, Three; your Three has gone out of shape."

Mu Qiu looked crestfallen: "No."

Guan Yu: "Three, it’s okay, just the whole nation now knows you can do the splits."

Ye Mian: "We promise we’ll let go when needed next time... the feet too."

Mu Qiu: "...Saying you’ll let go while helping me up, isn’t that promise a bit untimely?"

Ye Mian: "Aah, yes, seems like it."

Mu Qiu: "...You guys go, just let me lie here and disappear."

Ye Mian looked at her closely, then turned to Guan Yu: "You think Three’s current state meets the teary requirement?"

Guan Yu paused: "I’m impressed you can still notice such details now."

Ye Mian: "Actually, I noticed another detail."

Guan Yu: "What?"

Ye Mian: "We can’t help her up unless we grab her Mahjong outfit from the side and lift her."

The three of them were repelling each other now; how could they approach?

"...That’s a point, Six! What about Three then?"

Ye Mian stroked her chin, thinking: "Well, her legs don’t look like they can stand, so let’s let her sit while we figure out a way to approach her."

"I get it," Guan Yu snapped her fingers, "stabilize one corner of the triangle, and the other two move closer, right?"

Ye Mian: "Exactly."

Guan Yu mimicked shaking Mu Qiu by the collar in the air, her fingers trying earnestly.

"Hear that, Three! No need to stand up! This is how camaraderie works; even if you’re passive, we’ll come to you! Doesn’t that make you tearful?"

Mu Qiu: "...I’m so moved to tears."