I'm Filming Variety Shows In Apocalypses-Chapter 34: “Don’t Look At My Head!”

Maybe the breast implant's exploding really did press a strange switch, so the female zombie gradually regained her sanity.

Once her intact eyes returned to the emerald green color, the female zombie put down her hands and retracted her long nails.

Then, she slowly descended, bringing Aon's suspended body back to the ground.

The moment Aon's feet touched the ground, he hurriedly clenched his frying pan and took a few steps back with vigilant eyes.

Hold on, auntie, don't come closer!!

The female zombie also knew that she did something wrong, so she could only stand there awkwardly, trying to ease their stiff relationship.

"That...little guy, it's my fault. I become like this when I'm hungry..."

Aon looked at the female zombie with squinted eyes.

"How many times will you be hungry in a day, auntie— big sis?"

Now, he had two aunties who he had to call big sis in a flattering way.

Hmph!

The female zombie scratched her head and put up all of her five fingers.

"Five times a day. It can be more when it's nearing my period..."

O.m.g!

You zombie still had menstruation too? Then, you can still get pregnant with a baby zombie?!

Aon didn't know that the green-skinned zombie had such a body function.

No wonder the number of these zombies would never decrease in a short time.

Just like humans, they could reproduce!

This is unscientific!!

Aon took a deep breath and tried to save his life first.

"Then, is there any other taboo aside from being hungry? Big sis, you see, I don't want to see you in such a state very often..."

He won't be so lucky next time!

He didn't even know why the female zombie returned to her previous state.

The female zombie counted her fingers and finally told Aon about her condition.

"Aside from being hungry, when I'm angry, sad, too emotional or stimulated by something, I'll sometimes go crazy..."

The thing that could drive her crazy is naturally anything related to her beauty.

When Aon heard this, his eyes widened.

He looked at the zombie's breast implant that had already gone somewhere and felt that he's done for.

No, no, no, he had to distract this zombie!

"That, big sis, how about I cook you something to eat? What do you usually eat— "

The female zombie subconsciously looked at Aon...'s head and smiled innocently.

Hehe. Got it. This big sis ate humans.

Fck!!

"No, no, not humans! Other than humans! Do you like the zombie's brain or something? Raw or cooked?"

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The female zombie sighed in disappointment and finally chose the second thing she liked.

"I want to eat a nucleus crystal— "

"Vetoed! Rejected! Anything else?"

He's so poor, ah! How could he afford to give away his precious nucleus crystal for this zombie?

The zombie once again let out a long sigh and chose her third favorite food.

"Aside from humans and nucleus crystals, I also like to eat raw zombie's brains. You can also cook it sometimes, but it needs to be medium rare!"

Got it. The meat must still be mooing.

Since the female zombie could eat a zombie's brain...

Aon immediately took this chance to run out of the villa with the excuse of finding a zombie to eat.

Of course, he still held his frying pan tightly and after he left the villa without any obstruction, only then did he slide down the villa's outer wall.

"Oh fck...I...I survived..."

Aon was so nervous that he didn't notice the green blood stain from the female zombie's "heart" that stained the bottom of the frying pan slowly seeped into the frying pan itself.

Then, the frying pan glowed in a soft light, so soft that even the audience with high-tech cameras didn't see any changes in the frying pan.

At this moment, seeing Aon safe and sound, the audiences, who were nervously biting their fingernails, their dogs' ears, their cat's tails and their optical watch's virtual screens, also sighed in relief.

[Fufufafa]:

Fufufu, thank God, it's over. I thought the little guy was about to die...

[LololGuy]:

Lololol, is it just me who noticed the frying pan?

Even after hitting a second-level zombie with a superpower, this frying pan is still intact, without even a single dent, lololol!

[DetectiveCanon]:

The brand of this frying pan...let me search.

It's called CookCOCK!

It's a small local brand that started from a random native apocalypse world.

Then, it was acquired by a company from Sam Sung Galaxy's capital planet S24 Ultra.

[Now I believe in the viral videos. The frying pan has been left to gather dust for God knows how many years, yet it's still so tough.]

[WhenWillMyCaptainDie?]:

No wonder a product from the native doomsday world can catch the eyes of those big companies...salute!

[Not only can it be used to cook, but it can also be used to fight zombies. The natives must love this brand, right?]

And so, Aon, holding the sacred frying pan from CookCOCK that was comparable to the Legendary NoKhia, started his journey to pick and choose his dinner— his boss's dinner.

Naturally, Aon chose the zombies not far from the villa.

Hum, this zombie is too thin, his brain must be small too.

This one is too fat, he might not have a brain.

This one, ulala~ The head is smashed open and the brain is faintly visible!

How come the brain doesn't look like a human brain and looks more like a green jelly...

Aon was prepared to have an allergic reaction to all these grotesque things, but the body structure of the green-skinned zombie was really different from the usual grey zombies.

They looked more and more like an alien than a former human being.

After choosing a few zombies with a particularly good brain, Aon held his breath as he collected the brains with the zombie's rag tag clothes.

Then, he brought the brains to the villa and used the kitchen to process it.

First, serve it raw.

Second, serve it medium rare.

Last but not least, cut it into pieces and add a bit more green zombie blood as the sauce.

Aon had a deadpan face as he used his frying pan to do all these things.

Without a plate, he used the rice cooker as the plate and served all three dishes in front of the female zombie.

"My queen— big sis, let's see if you like these?"

Female zombie: *Drooling*, *Looking at Aon's head*

"Slurp slurp— "

"No, no, don't look at my head! Look at the rice cooker and the brains inside!!"