Inventory of The Famous Scene: Starting from Emiya-Chapter 384 - 370: Joining the Cult? We’ll throw in a non-stick pan, oh!

Chapter 384: Chapter 370: Joining the Cult? We’ll throw in a non-stick pan, oh!

[ Later, when Kazuma finished his bath and was preparing to change clothes, he saw soap and an Axis Cult admission form neatly stacked in his basket again.

"..." Kazuma held the soap in silence for a moment, then threw it on the ground like a madman, startling the cat Chomusuke beside him.

Just as he returned to the inn, he saw Aqua burying her face in Wiz’s chest, wailing loudly: "It’s too much... I just soaked in the hot spring for a bit, I... I didn’t do anything wrong!"

But as an Undead, Wiz felt a burning pain wherever Aqua’s tears touched her, so she had no time to comfort her.

The cause of the matter was due to Aqua’s constitution; as soon as she entered the hot spring, she purified the healing spring water into ordinary hot water.

"Just because of that, I was kicked out! Why do I have to be kicked out by the church that worships me! Why—"

However, what made Aqua most angry wasn’t this, but the manager...

"I apologize for turning the hot spring into hot water! But it can’t be helped, right... after all, I am the Goddess of Water, Aqua herself!"

Hearing Aqua’s declaration that she was a goddess, the manager looked away slightly and let out a sneer: "Heh..."

Speaking of this, Aqua looked at Kazuma with teary eyes again and started crying: "I really am a goddess! I clearly am a goddess!"

After staring at the crying Aqua for a moment, Kazuma let out the exact same sneer as the manager: "Heh..."

Seeing Kazuma’s mocking face, the sound of Aqua’s emotional breakdown resonated through the entire inn. ]

[ .....]

〜Projection of All Worlds〜

"Hahaha, the pervasive Axis Cult. They don’t even forget to put soap and application forms on top of people’s change of clothes while they’re bathing. Truly persistent!"

"It’s hilarious. Being a goddess yet getting kicked out of the church by her own believers, this would probably be considered quite a shocking event even in the Divine Realm."

"Kazuma hasn’t even met the manager, yet he could issue the same mockery. An obvious mockery! Facts prove their perception of Aqua is consistent: she’s an idiot..."

Everyone in the other worlds couldn’t straighten their backs from laughing. After all, Aqua is just too much of a show-off. Not only did she purify the hot spring, but she actually managed to get kicked out by her own believers.

The most ridiculous part was her self-doxxing as a goddess. Did you not look at the goddess statue in the town center that appears to be a fake? How do you resemble it at all?

Who would believe it if you said it! Saying it in front of fanatics and not getting beaten up counts as them caring for a mentally challenged child.

No wonder ID photos require no makeup; this is the consequence of over-beautification!

.....

〜A Certain Magical Index World, Academy City〜

"Hehehahaha, to actually be kicked out by her own believers."

Kuroko reached out to wipe the tears of laughter from the corners of her eyes. Aqua refreshed her understanding of goddesses time and time again.

What was refreshed wasn’t the upper limit, but the lower limit of being a goddess. How should I put it? Stupid in a somewhat cute way.

Misaka Mikoto could finally understand Kazuma’s feelings. It was truly helpless:

"Sigh... you can’t really blame them for kicking you out."

As everyone knows, Goddess Aqua has two major passive pitfalls: one is the ability to attract Undead like a monster lure automatically, and the other is the ability to automatically purify water upon contact.

Turning a healing hot spring into hot water—isn’t that destroying their livelihood?

〜Dungeon Meshi World〜

Although Marcille was somewhat surprised that Aqua wasn’t beaten up despite acting like that, she was more curious about something else:

"Although the hot spring was purified, it must have turned into holy water, right?"

No matter how stupid Aqua is, one cannot ignore the fact that she is a goddess!

Laios thought for a moment and felt it wasn’t very realistic:

"Probably not. Wasn’t there a time before when Aqua was tied in a cage to purify a lake? You couldn’t really call that holy water."

Marcille thought about it and felt Laios made a lot of sense. If it turned into holy water just like that, it would be too much of a dimensional strike against demons. Who could withstand an entire lake of holy water?

.....

[ Early the next morning, poor Wiz had been hugged and cried on by Aqua all night. Those aggrieved tears almost purified Wiz on the spot, so she could only continue to lie in the inn to rest.

Kazuma and Megumin went out and sat under a tree, eating desserts together while lamenting the scenery and delicious food here: "The scenery is good, the food is tasty... the only problem is the people."

As soon as the words fell, an older woman stared with "wise" eyes and sidled up to them: "Oh my, the weather is so nice! Is this also Lady Aqua’s blessing?!"

"Let’s not mention that for now, this pan is non-stick! If you join the cult now, you will definitely get it!"

The two were scared into turning and running, but they hadn’t gone two steps before they were targeted by two more believers. One of the young girls took out soap and handed it to Kazuma: "Taking a walk? Little brother, have a bar of soap."

Another burly man took out a towel: "Little sister, here’s this for you. Everyone who joins the cult now can get another one."

In a short while, the application forms that the two received filled an entire trash can. Megumin was completely dumbfounded, lying on the railing and muttering incessantly: "Soap... is edible, right..." ]

[ .....]

〜Projection of All Worlds〜

"Hahaha, this city is truly too terrifying. This auntie is back again. I was afraid she’d say, ’This pot is also edible.’"

"Good lord, walk three steps, and there’s an admission form... They give away everything. It gives me the feeling that after joining the cult, I won’t have to worry about food or drink."

No wonder others avoid the Axis Cult like the plague. Even a girl like Megumin, whose head is filled only with Explosion magic, was driven to a breakdown, actually starting to entertain the thought that soap is drinkable.

.....

〜Type-Moon World, Fifth Holy Grail War Worldline〜

Tohsaka Rin was laughing so hard her mouth was cramping. To recruit people, they really used every means possible! But there was one problem...

"Who would join the Axis Cult for weird items like a non-stick pan, towels, and soap!"

Illya, on the side, silently added:

"It’s not ordinary soap, it’s edible soap..."

Rin froze for a moment:

"Uh, is there a difference?"

Illya nodded with absolute certainty:

"There is. This one can drive Megumin crazy."

Simply outrageous. The application forms they received filled a trash can. One can imagine the mental torture Kazuma and the others suffered from the Axis Cult in such a short time.

〜Mushoku Tensei: Jobless Reincarnation World〜

"The soap smells so fragrant, it should taste pretty good..."

Rudeus stared at the soap in front of him with lifeless eyes. After all, his nose shouldn’t be lying.

Just as Rudeus picked up the soap and was about to put it in his mouth, he suddenly slapped himself. He was still in a state of shock:

"Truly too terrifying! The Axis Cult is too TERRIFYING!!"

He actually had the urge to taste it just by looking at the soap just now. When was he brainwashed?

What a terrifying Axis Cult; it can even lower intelligence. This city is hell!

.....

[ At the same time, Kazuma also saw Hans standing by the river, but the other party’s state was a bit off.

At this moment, Hans was carrying two bags full of application forms. Even his clothes and pants weren’t spared; they were all stuffed full. He seemed to be muttering something.

"I don’t have that many things to wash! Soap, detergent, soap, detergent..."

"How could I possibly drink IT!!!" Hans threw the application forms into the river, looking somewhat on the verge of a breakdown: "Disappear completely, all of you."

At this time, Hans also noticed Kazuma. Their eyes met, and Kazuma could only smile awkwardly.

Just then, Kazuma saw Wiz running over: "Wiz, are you alright now?"

Wiz smiled faintly: "For a brief moment, I even saw my teammates from when I was an adventurer shouting anxiously from the other side of the river, telling me not to go over there. I’m finally better."

Just as Kazuma wanted to ask if Wiz knew Hans, the latter had already discovered Wiz’s identity and had long since left. ]

[ .....]

〜Projection of All Worlds〜

"Hahaha, by comparison, Kazuma is actually doing okay. After all, Hans hasn’t even been spared from two large bags of application forms; they were even stuffed into his collar."

"It’s over, another one has gone mad! And the one who went mad is a Demon King’s General. This is the first time I’ve seen the Demon King’s Army driven crazy. It’s too defied logic!"

Poor Wiz, hugged and cried on by Aqua all night, almost purified by Aqua again. It’s the familiar Sanzu River again; she can be said to be someone walking on the edge of life and death.

Looking at it this way, the Dullahan’s value is constantly rising. He actually withstood several purification magic attacks and still held on.

What made everyone unable to hold it together the most was that the Axis Cult had numbed Hans.

This City of Water and Hot Springs really isn’t a place for humans to stay. People with weak mental fortitude are not recommended to come, because you will really go crazy.

.....

〜That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime World〜

Looking at Hans, who was starting to become a bit neurotic, Rimuru became somewhat speechless:

"I’m starting to pity this Demon King’s General a little..."

Although the other party is a Demon King’s General, he seemed to just be there for a vacation. He didn’t cause trouble soaking in the hot spring; look at what he’s been forced into?

The previous Dullahan was like this, and now Hans is like this. For a moment, I almost couldn’t recognize who the villain was.

Thinking about it this way, it seems the Demon King’s Generals are all quite pitiful. Every single one is tortured to the point of madness.

.....