ISEKAI? More like I See Crap!-Chapter 358: A Hero Without a Calling ( )

While walking ahead, Glacia occasionally glanced back at Hazuki.

Hmm... What was Ridan talking about before? And what kind of trouble?

For someone who’s so talented, a genius wizard who knows most magic spells, buffs, and even lost ancient magic, to have trouble with someone...

Who could possibly threaten him? He was powerful enough to challenge dragons a thousand years ago.

Not to mention, after he became that purple puffball spirit... the "someone" he mentioned must have forced him into this state. Maybe they’re the ones who sealed him into that sword?

I wonder what kind of trouble he means?

She glanced back at Hazuki, who was walking behind her, still chatting with Ridan.

A human who doesn’t know only beastkin royalty lacks fur and looks fully human except for ears and tail.

Who also made a Pinky Promise with her.

And is accompanied by the great genius wizard from a thousand years ago, even if he’s now in spirit form.

She glanced again and saw how Hazuki casually walked through this cursed icy land.

And his body is building resistance naturally. Just like Ridan said.

And... he looks dumb. Ugh! I want to punch his face again, but Ridan said better not, or he’ll build full resistance against dragon attacks.

Is he chosen?

A summoned hero?

Glacia activated her telepathy again.

Ridan.

What do you want, weird girl? Don’t you see I’m busy here? If I suddenly go silent because I’m answering your telepathy, he’ll get annoyed and think I’m ignoring him. I don’t want to hear him nagging around me. It’s enough that I have to hear his loud snoring every day.

Seriously?

Yeah! The only day he stops snoring is when he mates with that catgirl princess and sleeps with her. That’s my only peace.

And he’s annoying as hell. So better not ruin my peace moment here. I may like to tease him or make him mad, bickering with him, but I hate being accused by him.

Oh...

It’s entertaining seeing him dumb and looking like an idiot. But trust me, he may look like it, but he’s more like a carefree person who doesn’t even care what others think about him. He can easily sleep on the road, and you know how many assassins have been sent to kill him?

W... what?

Yeah... a dumb-looking human has enemies everywhere. And what’s more fun? He handles them without even knowing they were assassins! Bwahahaha! What’s even funnier is when he apologizes for accidentally hitting them!

Glacia notice Ridan smirk.

And the best part? Every time enemies try to kill him, it’s like luck bends in his favor! They trip on their own feet, get mistaken for criminals by passing guards, get caught by passing enforcers, or suddenly forget their mission. Once, an assassin slipped on a banana peel Hazuki had dropped earlier!

What more funny!? Once, a whole squad of assassins got arrested because they "looked suspicious" while he was napping right next to them!

That’s the fun with this guy, but I hate when he starts nagging. So keep walking, weird dragon. Fetish masochist dragon who still blushes when tied up after a thousand years.

Ahn~ I like it when you’re mad, Ridan. Oh~ punish me!

Stop it. I have enough trouble already. Don’t go adding more work for me.

"Oi, Ridan!" Hazuki shouted.

"W... what!?" Ridan floated backward, both hands behind his back. "What do you want from the great Ridan-sama? Hmm?"

"Hah? It’s not like you’re a genie who can make wishes come true!" Hazuki grumbled.

"O... oi! That’s rude to compare me with a weakling spirit like that!" Ridan exhaled and looked at Hazuki. "What do you want?"

Growllllllll

"Ah... you hungry?"

"Yeah. The last time we ate... I believe yesterday, right?" Hazuki asked.

"Yeah... if I’m not mistaken. But a dumb idiot like you can still feel hungry, huh?"

"Everyone can feel hungry!" Hazuki grumbled again and exhaled. "Oi, chibi!" Hazuki said, looking at the dragon girl walking in front of them.

"What did you just call me, mortal!?"

"What? I just want to ask." Hazuki narrowed his eyes.

"I have a name, you moron!" Glacia glared, her aura flaring.

"Whoa whoa! Chill, girl. Relax. I’m hungry and I don’t have energy to fight now."

"Hmmph! That’s the problem with mortals. HUNGER!"

"Yeah, yeah. So where’s this Icy Leaf?"

"Not far from here! Just keep walking!" Glacia stomped hard. "And mortal! Call me by my name! Glacia! G L A C I A!"

"Oh? You can spell, huh?"

"What do you think I am!? I’m the great Ice Dragon!"

"Yeah, yeah, whatever."

Hazuki kept walking, now slowly and lazily.

"Haaa... I wonder how long we’ve been here, Ridan..."

"Hah! That’s what you get for taking this special herb request. What? Going to quit now?" Ridan smirked, glancing at him while floating backward.

"No way. Besides, after this Icy Leaf, there’s three more, right?"

"Yeah! Three more and you’re good to go! Ehehe." Ridan wiggled his eyebrows.

"Ah~ Can’t wait to finish all the herb-gathering quests and go back to my Ellyn~"

"The kid one~ right!?" Ridan teased.

"No... Ellyn is an adult."

"Her adult name is Ellyna~ The kid form was Ellyn~"

"Hah! Still the same, Ridan. She’s still my cute, beautiful catgirl. My dream girl back from the old world~"

Glacia’s eyes widened.

So... he’s a summoned hero from another world?

Glacia stop walking and shout. "Mortal!"

"Hmm?" Hazuki tilted his head and looked at Glacia. "What?"

"Which goddess blessed you when you were summoned? Which nation do you represent? Human? Looking at you, the mortal human, you represent the human kingdom?"

"Huh? Goddess? Nation? What are you talking about? All I remember was drinking at a small booth in Japan, and there was this anime otaku guy and an old man serving me wine. I drank and got drunk. And woke up in this world." Hazuki shrugged. "Then I started working as a wall repairman, met several good men and the serious chief. Got free food and lived in the stable. After that, I registered as an adventurer and started going from town to town for work."

Ridan and Glacia’s eyes widened.

"W... WHAT!?" Ridan shouted.

"Huh? What’s with the shock, Ridan? We’ve been together for so long already! Didn’t you say you accessed my memories before, after I accidentally released you from that cave?"

"But you never told me this story!!!"

"Oh... well... I don’t think that’s important."

( End Of Chapter )