ISEKAI? More like I See Crap!-Chapter 360: Feelings in the Frost ( )

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Chapter 360: Feelings in the Frost ( 360 )

Hazuki exhaled and slowly stood up, walking toward the Icy Leaf. He looked at it.

"Hmm? Isn’t this just a plant... frozen inside ice?"

"Yeah, so?" Ridan smirked. "That’s why it’s called an Icy Leaf to begin with."

"Oh... I thought it was an ice sculpture shaped like a leaf or something weird." Hazuki shrugged and reached out, touching the frozen plant.

"Oiiii! Don’t just—" Ridan exhaled sharply. "What a dumbass..."

Ridan’s words trailed off as Hazuki instantly froze solid inside a block of ice the moment his fingers made contact.

Glacia’s eyes widened. "Ridan! What are we going to do? He’s frozen! I’m sure he’s dead already. that’s the Icy Leaf’s natural defense! No one able touch it without preparation!"

Ridan just floated around the frozen Hazuki, studying him casually. "Nah... this guy won’t just die from this. If he survived this cold without any special gear, and he survived your icy breath before, do you think he’s going to die just from this? Bah."

"Really?" Glacia said, still eyeing the frozen Hazuki with slight panic.

"Yeah... he won’t." Ridan narrowed his eyes toward Glacia. "Besides, why are you worried about him anyway?"

"W... wh... wha? N... nothing!" Glacia stammered. "It’s just... he... he said about letting me fight him... umm... after he got this right?"

"Really?" Ridan rubbed his chin, floating and circling around her with a suspicious grin. "Aha~! Don’t tell me~"

"Wh... what? I... I didn’t say I like him!!!" Glacia shouted, stomping her feet on the snow.

Ridan burst into laughter. "BWAHAHAHAHAH! I didn’t even mention anything yet, and you already admitted it yourself! You just confessed without me asking!" 𝐟𝗿𝐞𝚎𝚠𝐞𝚋𝕟𝐨𝚟𝐞𝕝.𝕔𝕠𝚖

"Mou!" Glacia puffed her cheeks, crossing her arms and turning away in a sulk, her face bright red with embarrassment.

"BWAHAHAHAH! Really, Glacia? A more-than-thousand-year-old dragon girl falls in love with this human? Seriously!? Your taste is so damn low!" Ridan circled around her while laughing out loud, floating backward as he clutched his puffy stomach.

"RIDANNNN!!!" Glacia chased after him, tiny fists swinging as she tried to swat the floating puffball, her silver hair flying behind her in an adorable, furious blur.

After a moment.

Glacia sat on the snow near the frozen Hazuki, leaning back with her hands planted behind her, palms flat against the cold ground.

"So, Ridan..." Glacia asked in a soft voice.

"Hmm? What?" Ridan was relaxing, both hands behind his back while floating lazily.

"How long have you been with this human?" Glacia glanced up at Ridan, who floated backward in front of her.

"I don’t know... I don’t count... but all I know is... this guy is super fun. Even if he’s annoying, carefree, and doesn’t think much, seeing him look dumb, even though I know he isn’t, is entertaining. He just doesn’t overthink things. He lives casually, enjoying whatever comes his way without worrying about what others think. He does what he wants, eats what he wants, sleeps where he wants... and somehow, things just work out for him."

"Oh..." Glacia mumbled softly, hugging her knees and resting her chin on them, a soft smile touching her lips.

"Heh... just by your look, I know you’ve fallen for him, huh?" Ridan wiggled his eyebrows, his puffball body leaning in with a knowing smirk.

Glacia puckered her lips. "I don’t know..."

"Hah! You, of all the dragons I know, the one who never showed interest in men, even when countless dragons courted you properly with gifts, poems, and challenges, suddenly feel something for this human? The one who called you ’shortie’ and ’chibi’? Seriously, your standards have dropped through the frozen floor!"

Glacia just smiled, resting her cheek on her knee while hugging it.

"I don’t know, Ridan... this is my first time feeling this. My chest feels warm, my heart beats faster when he looks at me, and I want to punch him but also... want him to look at me more. I don’t understand what this feeling is."

"Blerghh..." Ridan gagged and pretended to vomit. "I don’t know why everyone who’s small falls in love with this guy. First Ellyn, well, she’s an exception since she made him take that Pinky Promise and ended up engaged, while pretending to be a child with her transformation skill. But that was before I was released, so I couldn’t help. Then at Macia Town, those two kids from the orphanage, one human and one elf, also fell for him."

"And now you... blergh... a weird Ice Dragon princess. First Beastkin princess, Ellyna... now you... what next? Elf princess? Dwarven princess? Halfling princess? Mermaid princess?"

Ridan shook his head. "This guy really has an aura that attracts people who look like kids. Ahaha."

Ridan floated backward, circling Hazuki who was frozen in ice. "And you know what the best part?" he said, giving her a side glance.

"What?" Glacia looked up at Ridan.

"This guy doesn’t even know he has too many girls who like him." Ridan grinned.

"Really?" Glacia narrowed her eyes at Ridan.

"Yeah... but don’t forget, Glacia..." Ridan smirked at her.

"What?" Glacia tilted her head in confusion.

"This guy is bound by a Pinky Promise. So no other girl can come close to him, and he can’t even touch other girls except that catgirl princess, Ellyna. Any girl who touches him or whom he touches will get zapped by lightning, just like what happened to you before. Bwahahaha!"

Glacia smiled softly. "I know... but Ridan..."

"Hmm?"

"You know Pinky Promise binds the promise to someone who makes it, right?"

"Yeah? And?"

"You’re known to be the strongest wizard and the genius from a thousand years ago. Don’t tell me you don’t know~" Glacia smiled knowingly.

"What?" Ridan narrowed his eyes in confusion.

"As long as the first Pinky Promise girl allows it and is present, other girls can also make him do another Pinky Promise. Since Pinky Promise binds the love relationship between partners, it doesn’t forbid additional bonds, it just requires consent from the first partner. So if Ellyna agrees and witnesses it... I could make my own promise with him too~"

"And since you mentioned Ellyna doesn’t want to be known as a princess, since Hazuki still doesn’t know she’s the princess of the Beastkin Kingdom, and you’ve never told him about it, I’m sure I can persuade her. Royalty understands royalty, after all. A dragon princess befriending a beastkin princess would be beneficial for both our kingdoms."

"Whoa..." Ridan floated back, his puffball body shaking with amusement. "You’re really going this low, huh? Using political alliances and royal connections just to get close to this dumbass human? How desperate are you?"

Glacia smiled. "What? I’ve never caused any problems for others, and I’ve never looked down on people just because I’m a royal Ice Dragon. I don’t demand, I ask. And I’m asking properly, with good manners, not forcing anything. If Ellyna agrees, then it’s between us. If she doesn’t... well..."

Glacia smirked. "I’m sure she won’t refuse a dragon princess’s friendship~"

( End Of Chapter )